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Quoted: They have those things at Disney World and one time I went there a bunch of them were hanging upside down like that and one of them started sucking its own dick and completely finished inside its own mouth while a whole group of kids watched no joke. View Quote |
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After watching “The Mink Man” videos on YouTube I’d say mink. People and businesses with rodent problems would pay me to come out and hunt down vermin.
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I had a caimen crocodile for years, up until I had kids. Donated him to the Aquatic Critter in Nashville. When I got him, he was very small and had a broken neck. They were gonna put him in the freezer, I got him and a few years later, you'd have never known. He was awesome.
I had a pet dinosaur. You're goddamn right. |
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Verreaux's eagle. All the size and attitude of our golden eagle, iridescrmt feathers around the neck like a golden, but black.
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Male dumeril's Boa.
I want to breed my female, and have lots of cute little baby Boas. |
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Red tail hawk. It can feed itself and no need for it to stay indoors.
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Dik-dik.
I want to tell my houseguests that they can touch my dik-dik, make remarks about how much my dik-dik has grown, etc |
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Iriomote cat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iriomote_cat Apparently they're now endangered... Get some breeders in there and save the species... |
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Wombat
Kangaroo/Walaby Capybara Platypus Glyptodon (prehistoric armadillo about the size of a VW Bug) |
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I think flying foxes are bad ass. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/320068/Flying_Fox_jpg-964333.JPG https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/320068/Flying-Grey-Headed-Flying-Fox_jpg-964334.JPG View Quote |
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I sort of have the animal Ive always wanted, the Aldabra Tortoise. The largest tortoise on record is one of the Galapagos species but Aldabras are, on average, larger. My guy is young, only about 50lbs now. But in 10-15 years he could be like this: https://www.floridaiguana.com/pics/Tortoises/Aldabra/Laura-standing-next-to-and-Lumpy-large-Male-Aldabra-Tortoise.jpg View Quote |
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I just want something that I can anthropomorphize, speak to in a squeaky voice, and project my latent fatherhood on in an effort to manifest an unquenched innate desire for both species and society preservation....
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Oh you got a pitbull? That's cute.
Really though, listen to this thing growl. Magnum Black Jaguar Growl, Black Panther Showing Teeth |
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Wolf. I used to have a wolf/GSD hybrid and he was the best dog I've had.
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I want a ring tailed cat. I have a cousin that did own an elephant as a pet in New Jersey. But after a few years, she sold it. She said it was cool to have, but it was more trouble than it was worth.
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Oh you got a pitbull? That's cute. Really though, listen to this thing growl. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfi_ovwCPRU View Quote |
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I have always wanted a wombat. https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/27/article-0-20D869FB00000578-191_634x758.jpg |
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