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Posted: 8/12/2023 2:42:11 PM EDT
Can’t wait to establish my brisket dominance over him…
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How soon after you met him did he tell you that he's from Texas?
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Kinda like illegal aliens who come here and wave the Mexican flag screaming viva la Mexico
If it was so great then why did you leave? I'm a vegan I'm a crossfitter I'm a fireman I'm a nurse I'm a Texan If any of those things were so great then you wouldn't have to tell everyone, we would just know by the superman logo on your chest |
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Constantly telling you how much better it is in Texas (even though he fled the state).
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If they don’t have:
A horse Several cows A dinner plate size belt buckle A Ford f-87000 A cowboy hat Pointy cowboy boots A long colt .45 six shooter, that straps to their leg Have a wife named Wanda Then they are fake cowboys. Tread carefully. Feel free to add to the list. |
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lol. Probably from dallas or austin. Only technically from Texas but wants you to know since they don't think you will know any better.
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Quoted: Did he call you a damn yankee on the first day? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: How soon after you met him did he tell you that he's from Texas? 30 sec Did he call you a damn yankee on the first day? Not yet. But I can guarantee you he’s closer to being a yankee than I’ll ever be |
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Probably a good education on how to make a proper bowl of chili!
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Lol, unlike the retards in this thread, you can expect some actual manners and hospitality.
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This thread would be much more interesting if OP had told us what area of the country he's in. Might help us understand what attracted the Texan to move there.
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Constantly telling you how much better it is in Texas (even though he fled the state).
This... Also, don't give him your Facebook page. He'll grade your grammar and punctuation on your posts! You can also tell him if he needs to get a job or another one, he doesn't have to join a church for recommendations and or contacts, using God for social networking. His resume with work experience should suffice. |
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Quoted: If Texas is so great, why did he leave? And where are you? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: How soon after you met him did he tell you that he's from Texas? 30 sec If Texas is so great, why did he leave? And where are you? Great question to OP since he doesn't show it; and see my post above. |
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Quoted: Probably a good education on how to make a proper bowl of chili! View Quote Bullsht, he probity puts over macaroni. Quoted: Lol, unlike the retards in this thread, you can expect some actual manners and hospitality. View Quote Can you please pork me up the ass I miss it from my last neighbor? |
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Not a true Texan or he never would have moved to some inferior state. I call BS.
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Oh look, someone who is embarrassed to tell you which state he lives in is ragging on Texas.
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When he doesn’t like how your doing anything he’ll say “Back home…
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Quoted: My buddy says: "Ask him why all Texans have brown eyes." View Quote Of all the men I know, I couldn't tell you what color eyes any of them have. Look 'em in the eye, sure, just never noticed what color they are. Tell your little buddy men don't stare into other men's eyes long enough to know what color they are. |
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Quoted: Kinda like illegal aliens who come here and wave the Mexican flag screaming viva la Mexico If it was so great then why did you leave? I'm a vegan I'm a crossfitter I'm a fireman I'm a nurse I'm a Texan If any of those things were so great then you wouldn't have to tell everyone, we would just know by the superman logo on your chest View Quote Beat. Came to see if he was also across cross-fitting vegan. |
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Quoted: Nearly 50% chance they’re a flaming liberal. View Quote Possibly, but they would be quick to dismiss Texas politics, saying they’re ashamed of Texas, and probably would have moved to a liberal bastion of a getaway state like Colorado, New Mexico, Washington, etc., which not sure the OP is at. |
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Quoted: Be sure to wear your BBQ gun when you do https://i.imgur.com/WJMUKxYl.png" target="_blank">https://i.imgur.com/WJMUKxYl.png View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Can’t wait to establish my brisket dominance over him… Be sure to wear your BBQ gun when you do https://i.imgur.com/WJMUKxYl.png" target="_blank">https://i.imgur.com/WJMUKxYl.png Figured someone from Texas would post something like this. Go sing a lovesong to a cow! |
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Quoted: Quoted: Not a true Texan or he never would have moved to some inferior state. I call BS. Also true No self respecting Texan willingly moves to another state just to brag about how great Texas is. Our our weather sucks, scenery is harsh, cities overcrowded, no public land, high property tax, etc. |
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Quoted: Lol, unlike the retards in this thread, you can expect some actual manners and hospitality. View Quote “he had Texas plates on the truck. This dipshit thought he was getting on a frontage road and fortunately for him he slowed down as he crested the knob and his tires hit the extra row of blocks on top” https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Dumbass-pic-of-the-day-probably-drunk/5-2664525/ |
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