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Posted: 6/15/2024 10:47:04 PM EDT
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Yaaar!
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Posted: 6/15/2024 10:48:38 PM EDT
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Think like a pirate. I want a man with a tattoo on his dick.
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Posted: 6/15/2024 10:50:27 PM EDT
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I used to know a guy that had "YOUR NAME" tattooed on his dick. He'd just walk up to random chicks in bars and say, "I'll bet you ten bucks I have your name tattooed on my dick." Amazing how many times he got laid from that.
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Posted: 6/15/2024 10:50:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Think like a pirate. I want a man with a tattoo on his dick. “Have I got the right man? “ “By a strange coincidence, you do, sir.” |
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Posted: 6/15/2024 10:51:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I want a man with a tattoo on his dick. That's the kind of quote that can come back and haunt you! 
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Posted: 6/15/2024 10:51:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I used to know a guy that had "YOUR NAME" tattooed on his dick. He'd just walk up to random chicks in bars and say, "I'll bet you ten bucks I have your name tattooed on my dick." Amazing how many times he got laid from that. 
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Posted: 6/15/2024 10:52:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I used to know a guy that had "YOUR NAME" tattooed on his dick. He'd just walk up to random chicks in bars and say, "I'll bet you ten bucks I have your name tattooed on my dick." Amazing how many times he got laid from that. Guy in college had a chainsaw tat on his dick. Obviously his nickname was chainsaw... |
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Posted: 6/15/2024 10:53:09 PM EDT
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Pascal was an interesting character. Kinda odd that he went into submarines when he had the habit of constantly yelling.
Isn't it supposed to be the "silent" service? |
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Posted: 6/15/2024 10:54:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2024 10:59:35 PM EDT
[#10]
Uhhh it's a Parrot... from the Amazon...
Well don't let it fly away that's dinner. Arrrr! |
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Posted: 6/15/2024 11:03:33 PM EDT
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If you're ever in southern Alabama they have a submarine on display called the USS Drum that is worth checking out.
 Attached FileAlong with the battleship parked next to it.  Attached File Attached File |
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Posted: 6/15/2024 11:05:03 PM EDT
[#12]
double.
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Posted: 6/15/2024 11:06:19 PM EDT
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Is anyone else thinking about how badly that must have hurt
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Posted: 6/15/2024 11:07:30 PM EDT
[#14]
Ouch!
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Posted: 6/15/2024 11:07:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is anyone else thinking about how badly that must have hurt He had just smacked into a Russian submarine. He probably wanted to punish himself. There's a really sad story in Blind Mans Bluff about an underwater collision involving the USS Tautog. Someone on this site has a 1911 from that boat. |
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Posted: 6/15/2024 11:10:39 PM EDT
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Lt. Lake, You are almost out of uniform.
 Shrunken Uniform Prank Scene - Down Periscope (1996) [1080p] |
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Posted: 6/15/2024 11:10:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Guy in college had a chainsaw tat on his dick. Obviously his nickname was chainsaw... Guy in my health club had an eagle tattooed all over his crotch. You can guess where the "pecker" was. |
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Posted: 6/15/2024 11:12:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: He had just smacked into a Russian submarine. He probably wanted to punish himself. There's a really sad story in Blind Mans Bluff about an underwater collision involving the USS Tautog. Someone on this site has a 1911 from that boat. The captain of the US ship never learned that the ship he'd struck had survived. He thought it'd sunk and carried that to his grave. |
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Posted: 6/15/2024 11:15:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2024 11:16:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The captain of the US ship never learned that the ship he'd struck had survived. He thought it'd sunk and carried that to his grave. Yep, it was rather haunting when they covered the interview with the Soviet Captain and how he wanted to meet his opposite number and iron everything out. |
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Posted: 6/15/2024 11:18:05 PM EDT
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 Down Periscope - Walk The Plank Scene |
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Posted: 6/15/2024 11:28:00 PM EDT
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Someone get buckman and launch him out a torpedo tube
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Posted: 6/15/2024 11:34:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Guy in my health club had an eagle tattooed all over his crotch. You can guess where the "pecker" was. "health club"  Attached File |
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Posted: 6/15/2024 11:43:09 PM EDT
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Quoted: “Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his penis” - Rear Admiral Yancy Graham Great fuckin movie. |
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Posted: 6/15/2024 11:48:22 PM EDT
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About as close to real submarine life than any other movie.
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Posted: 6/15/2024 11:50:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I used to know a guy that had "YOUR NAME" tattooed on his dick. He'd just walk up to random chicks in bars and say, "I'll bet you ten bucks I have your name tattooed on my dick." Amazing how many times he got laid from that.
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Posted: 6/15/2024 11:53:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's the kind of quote that can come back and haunt you! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I want a man with a tattoo on his dick. That's the kind of quote that can come back and haunt you! It's that medic thing again. |
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Posted: 6/16/2024 4:10:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's that medic thing again. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I want a man with a tattoo on his dick. That's the kind of quote that can come back and haunt you! It's that medic thing again. Got my Medic 97, Basic in 89.... I can confirm this. |
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Posted: 6/16/2024 5:23:22 PM EDT
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One of the few movies I can watch over and over. My son and I laugh everytime we watch it.
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Posted: 6/16/2024 7:24:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I used to know a guy that had "YOUR NAME" tattooed on his dick. He'd just walk up to random chicks in bars and say, "I'll bet you ten bucks I have your name tattooed on my dick." Amazing how many times he got laid from that. What’s the best way to abbreviate that?…asking for a friend… 
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Posted: 6/16/2024 10:56:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: About as close to real submarine life than any other movie. Has every US sub on patrol shown that movie at least once on movie night during a patrol since the release? 
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Posted: 6/16/2024 11:06:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: About as close to real submarine life than any other movie. Facts! |
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Posted: 6/16/2024 11:10:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Has every US sub on patrol shown that movie at least once on movie night during a patrol since the release? Of course.
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Posted: 6/16/2024 11:16:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOne of the best scenes of the movie- Don't let that fly away, that's supper. 
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Posted: 6/16/2024 11:22:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: One of the few movies I can watch over and over. My son and I laugh everytime we watch it. For sure. Bet you never seen one of your nuclear subs do that! |
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Posted: 6/16/2024 11:56:05 PM EDT
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It's my understanding that, in the original cut, the woman was more funny and part of the crew of misfits. But someone got a bug up their ass and recut/reshot it to make her more dramatic. I'd really like to see what made it to the cutting room for.
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Posted: 6/17/2024 12:07:33 AM EDT
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Remember, when you rush... That's when accidents happen
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Posted: 6/17/2024 12:23:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's my understanding that, in the original cut, the woman was more funny and part of the crew of misfits. But someone got a bug up their ass and recut/reshot it to make her more dramatic. I'd really like to see what made it to the cutting room for. I seem to recall a scene in a trailer where she was water skiing behind the boat. |
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Posted: 6/17/2024 4:28:41 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I seem to recall a scene in a trailer where she was water skiing behind the boat. |
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Posted: 6/17/2024 4:40:56 AM EDT
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“I think I’m going to get my ass kicked, sir.”
“Don’t think like that.” “Damn it to hell, don’t go by the book.” |
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Posted: 6/17/2024 4:56:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I used to know a guy that had "YOUR NAME" tattooed on his dick. He'd just walk up to random chicks in bars and say, "I'll bet you ten bucks I have your name tattooed on my dick." Amazing how many times he got laid from that. I wonder if that would work for a guy with a micro-penis? Asking for a friend.... |
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Posted: 6/17/2024 6:31:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I used to know a guy that had "YOUR NAME" tattooed on his dick. He'd just walk up to random chicks in bars and say, "I'll bet you ten bucks I have your name tattooed on my dick." Amazing how many times he got laid from that. If a girl ever asks me if I have any tattoos I always say “just one”. When they ask where I say “it’s on my penis”. When they ask what it’s of I say “it says Shorty’s… but if you rub it it says Shorty’s Bar and Grill, Albuquerque New Mexico” Alternate answer- “it says if you can read this, don’t stop now!” |
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Posted: 6/17/2024 11:45:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryIn a few years she will be the director of NCIS, and can get to the bottom of who did it. |
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Posted: 6/17/2024 12:58:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Guy in college had a chainsaw tat on his dick. Obviously his nickname was chainsaw... Bonesaw McGraw would have been better if this was post-Spiderman movie.
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