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3/26/2017 4:34:06 PM EDT
This is chili, Milwaukee style.

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1 large can of petite diced tomatoes
1 can each of black beans, light kidney beans, and chili beans
1 can of corn
Celery
Green pepper
Jalapeño
Onion
Ground sirloin
Garlic
Chili powder

Browned the meat, and threw everything in a slow cooker.
Should be ready to eat in a few hours.
3/26/2017 4:47:43 PM EDT
[#1]
No clue what the fuck that is but Chili it is not.
3/26/2017 4:51:58 PM EDT
[#2]
Looks more like taco meat
3/26/2017 4:52:15 PM EDT
[#3]
that aint chili in any style.

that's 3 cans of shit and some other dried shit mixed with some shitty meat.
3/26/2017 4:54:06 PM EDT
[#4]
Chili with no chiles?
3/26/2017 4:54:50 PM EDT
[#5]
You misspelled salsa
3/26/2017 4:59:27 PM EDT
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3/26/2017 4:59:34 PM EDT
[#7]
Let me save your thread. One pound stew meat. One can rotel put in food processor. One white onion. One pack chili seasoning.
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3/26/2017 5:08:25 PM EDT
[#8]
Stick to Milwaukee's cultural heritage and cook up some Sauerbraten, Brats und Bier, or anything else besides a pathetic attempt at "chili".
3/26/2017 5:25:30 PM EDT
[#9]
Tough crowd. 
3/26/2017 5:26:59 PM EDT
[#10]
lol

Ya'll fuckers sound triggered.
3/26/2017 5:27:24 PM EDT
[#11]
Not chili. Looks like fresh puke in the Golden Corral parking lot.
3/26/2017 5:27:43 PM EDT
[#12]
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There are 2 jalapeños in there.
3/26/2017 5:28:45 PM EDT
[#13]
It's my guess no one in Minnesota has ever seen a real bowl of chili.
3/26/2017 5:29:52 PM EDT
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Minnesota, Wisconsin?
3/26/2017 5:31:19 PM EDT
[#15]
Where's the mushrooms?
3/26/2017 5:31:31 PM EDT
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OP is in WI, not MN. And you are correct.
3/26/2017 5:33:24 PM EDT
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You obviously put paint chips in yours.
3/26/2017 5:34:16 PM EDT
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Let me save your thread. One pound stew meat. One can rotel put in food processor. One white onion. One pack chili seasoning.
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That is Chili con carne. the term: Con Carne means: with meat. Just plain Chili is adding what ever you want to it.
3/26/2017 5:34:36 PM EDT
[#19]
Swing and a miss.
3/26/2017 5:35:39 PM EDT
[#20]
Fucking ridiculous.
3/26/2017 5:38:38 PM EDT
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I bet they ain't never had a real cheese curd.  
3/26/2017 5:39:37 PM EDT
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It smells delicious.
You are a liar if you say that you wouldn't even try it.
3/26/2017 5:39:51 PM EDT
[#23]
Not like any chili I have ever seen.
3/26/2017 5:41:06 PM EDT
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Don't be afraid of the unknown.
3/26/2017 5:41:34 PM EDT
[#25]
I could probably eat that without the celery.
3/26/2017 5:41:36 PM EDT
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It is a serious breech of culinary acumen. However, Milwaukee was largely settled by French, Germans and Poles. What would they know about Chili? Now beer they know something about.
3/26/2017 5:41:49 PM EDT
[#27]
Sunday chili fail thread.
3/26/2017 5:41:51 PM EDT
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I'd try it. Just unlike any I have seen lol.
3/26/2017 5:46:22 PM EDT
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It is a serious breech of culinary acumen. However, Milwaukee was largely settled by French, Germans and Poles. What would they know about Chili? Now beer they know something about.
Is the pic so low res that you can't see the sliced jalapeño on top?

Too early too be that drunk dude.
3/26/2017 5:47:26 PM EDT
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I'd try it. Just unlike any I have seen lol.
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Cheddar cheese and sour cream on top.
Some crackers if you're into it.

It's pretty good.
And hearty for cold WI winters.
3/26/2017 5:47:38 PM EDT
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And yet this "chili" has no beer in it.
3/26/2017 5:49:54 PM EDT
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It is a serious breech of culinary acumen. However, Milwaukee was largely settled by French, Germans and Poles. What would they know about Chili? Now beer they know something about.
And yet this "chili" has no beer in it.
3/26/2017 5:50:06 PM EDT
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Cheese curds are delicious.

But I'd have to be a gigantic douche canoe to think I should tell Wisconsonites(?) how to make cheese.
3/26/2017 5:52:44 PM EDT
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Cheese curds are delicious.

But I'd have to be a gigantic douche canoe to think I should tell Wisconsonites(?) how to make cheese.
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I bet they ain't never had a real cheese curd.  
Cheese curds are delicious.

But I'd have to be a gigantic douche canoe to think I should tell Wisconsonites(?) how to make cheese.
I haven't told anyone how to make anything in this thread.

I just stated that the chili is Milwaukee style.
3/26/2017 5:54:15 PM EDT
[#35]
I'd eat the fuck out of that.  But I ain't calling it chili.
3/26/2017 5:55:50 PM EDT
[#36]
I made 2 crock pots for the station. One was made with beans, the other without. They have a 24hr cook time on them.
3/26/2017 5:56:10 PM EDT
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It gets cold in WI.  
We need chili that sticks to the ribs.
3/26/2017 5:56:50 PM EDT
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Low and slow wins every time.
But I want to eat this tonight.
3/26/2017 5:57:37 PM EDT
[#39]
<---Not a chili snob. I would eat pretty much anything with some kind of meat, beans, and at least an onion thrown in it.

You are stretching the boundaries with that celery, though.

LOL
3/26/2017 5:58:34 PM EDT
[#40]
Corn? Go ahead and put some taters and sweet peas in there too.
3/26/2017 6:03:09 PM EDT
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Actual good cubed beef tends to do that.

Sadly, you used tubed ground beef, and therefore felt you needed extra stuff to make it "hearty".

And this is why you fail.
3/26/2017 6:05:25 PM EDT
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I haven't told anyone how to make anything in this thread.

I just stated that the chili is Milwaukee style.
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Tomatoes, ground beef and store bought chili powder isn't really chili.  It tastes nothing like chili, though I can understand your confusion on that point since everyone insists it is chili if they don't know any better.

Its kind of like me claiming I made Texas style cheese curds and my base ingredient was yogurt and not actual cheese.  It's dairy, and I said it was "texas style" so that means its an actual cheese curd if I say it is.

Wouldn't that be silly.
3/26/2017 6:07:31 PM EDT
[#43]
That is not chili.
3/26/2017 6:17:57 PM EDT
[#44]
This thread went exactly as expected.
3/26/2017 6:19:21 PM EDT
[#45]
Damn good looking chili.  10/10.
3/26/2017 6:24:46 PM EDT
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My sense of humor is too deep for you Yankees?
All that shit (corn, celery, etc) belongs in chili no more than Milwaukee belongs in Minnesota.
3/26/2017 6:27:45 PM EDT
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Let me save your thread. One pound stew meat. One can rotel put in food processor. One white onion. One pack chili seasoning. And voilà .... dog food fit for a king.
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3/26/2017 6:32:21 PM EDT
[#48]
In boy scouts we would squirt a whole bottle of ketchup in that and cook it next to the fire. Hobo stew we called it.
3/26/2017 6:32:32 PM EDT
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That is Chili con carne. the term: Con Carne means: with meat. Just plain Chili is adding what ever you want to it.
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Uh............no.
Chili is the common term for "Chile con Carne"........chile peppers with meat.


"adding what ever you want to it" results in the the vegetable stew that is the OP.
3/26/2017 6:35:34 PM EDT
[#50]
I'm not sure I'd eat that
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