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9/26/2011 10:42:52 AM EDT
I'm in class and the guy next to me smells like rotten food and I can't escape! Problem is I can't tell him so bluntly because I kinda know him! Damn it's awful though!

And yes I know there was a similar thread like this
9/26/2011 10:44:25 AM EDT
[#1]
Quoted:
I'm in class and the guy next to me smells like rotten food and I can't escape! Problem is I can't tell him so bluntly because I kinda know him! Damn it's awful though!

And yes I know there was a similar thread like this


move,stand up in back of classroom, or leave

9/26/2011 10:45:53 AM EDT
[#2]
Tell him he smells like shit and that his stench is interfering with your education.  Then squirt him with a female douche...its the only way to be sure
9/26/2011 10:48:54 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
I'm in class and the guy next to me smells like rotten food and I can't escape! Problem is I can't tell him so bluntly because I kinda know him! Damn it's awful though!

And yes I know there was a similar thread like this


Try... Dude, you don't usually reek. What's up?
9/26/2011 11:06:31 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
I'm in class and the guy next to me smells like rotten food and I can't escape! Problem is I can't tell him so bluntly because I kinda know him! Damn it's awful though!

And yes I know there was a similar thread like this


Stop being such a pussy and tell him, dont come here to rant when you arent going to do anything about it.

9/26/2011 11:46:32 AM EDT
[#5]
If he reeks and cares, whatever he says you're doing him a favor by telling him.  Trust me, if I stunk like armpit I'd want to know.

9/26/2011 11:49:42 AM EDT
[#6]
Light a scented candle
9/26/2011 11:51:59 AM EDT
[#7]
Their noses have become used to the stench of their body and or living conditions.
9/26/2011 11:52:45 AM EDT
[#8]
Tell him he stinks.  He will take a shower or tell you to fuck off

He might even let you wash him
9/26/2011 11:53:29 AM EDT
[#9]
Is he Indian (dot)?
9/26/2011 11:53:33 AM EDT
[#10]
9/26/2011 11:56:33 AM EDT
[#11]
I had a stinker in my class today too. Was a big guy, the kind that has dirt collection on the back of his neck. He was sitting in front of me and I could barely smell chicken noodle soup.
9/26/2011 11:57:43 AM EDT
[#12]


lol He might get the point if he was sprayed
9/26/2011 12:02:36 PM EDT
[#13]
just tell him straight in the face.

Does he sweat a lot? That's no excuse, I always carry a hygene kit and an extra shirt. I have to because I sweat like a whore on church.

Does he have hormone problems? That's no excuse either. There are a bunch of products like deodorants with clinic strength.

Use your cojones and tell him, or get earlier in the classroom and sit away from him.
9/26/2011 12:13:39 PM EDT
[#14]
Maybe he pooped his pants and doesn't know it?


















POOP THREAD!!! I'M TELLING!!!!
9/26/2011 12:22:28 PM EDT
[#15]
HEY STINKY, I HOPE YOU CAN READ THIS ON SPOOKFISH'S SCREEN.   YOU SMELL BAD, TAKE A SHOWER.
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