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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:12:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryYou're not supposed to test your knives on yourself |
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:12:42 PM EDT
[#2]
Super glue.
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:13:08 PM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Soak it in cider?  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'd still stick in in the wife's butthole. Soak it in cider? You know what I'm tombout. |
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:13:15 PM EDT
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Two eyes, a nose and yo got yourself a Thumb-puppet….
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:13:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Suck it up |
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:13:30 PM EDT
[#6]
Yes, tetanus shot and proper cleaning. I also need a new B&T items and those aren’t cheap!
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:13:57 PM EDT
[#7]
disinfect and put a band aid on it.
then buy yourself a saw stop table saw https://www.sawstop.com/why-sawstop/safety/ |
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:13:59 PM EDT
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Clean with 90% iso/bandage and go on your way.
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:14:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You're not supposed to test your knives on yourself Yeah you would think that but no that was not caused by a knife. 
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:17:10 PM EDT
[#10]
Demerol, Alprazolam, D9THCa concentrate, duct tape.
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:18:01 PM EDT
[#11]
Dip in Acetone. Scream. Wrap in Scotch 33 black electrical tape. Go back to work.
Any good welder can fix it if my suggestion doesn't work. |
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:18:46 PM EDT
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Trim it and clean it again.
Already mentioned, but bacitracin or similar will help it close much more quickly and cleanly. If you can’t resist the temptation to use it and keep banging it, splint it. Just take a popsicle stick or tongue depressor, cut it to length and clean up and round the cut end. Cover it in medical tape and then lightly tape it in place to immobilize the nearby joint. This will prevent you putting pressure on it and it will also speed healing. I do this when dressing most fingertip issues. Not strictly necessary, but it will protect the injury and speed healing. |
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:19:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Username checks out. Pussification continues. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I would take that to a doctor. Username checks out. Pussification continues.  Attached FileI read it here and repeat it often, dilution is the solution to pollution. Pretty sure NavyDoc gets credit for that. |
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:22:44 PM EDT
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I blew up my first sawstop brake this week on a piece of foil backed OSB. Didn't even occur to me to think about conductivity, and I've used bypass mode to cut aluminum many times.
Inventor being a shithead aside (they're owned by the festool parent company now anyway) I have no regrets whatsoever about that purchase and it's a fantastic table saw in its own right. I was surprised how quiet the brake going off was. I immediately recognized my mistake, but it was just a fairly muted "pop". I wasnt anywhere near the blade (I was squaring up at an 18" section of the material) but I had expected it to be louder. |
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:23:42 PM EDT
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Hospital for that? Shit, I've played three whole quarters with worse.
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:24:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I blew up my first sawstop brake this week on a piece of foil backed OSB. Didn't even occur to me to think about conductivity, and I've used bypass mode to cut aluminum many times. Inventor being a shithead aside (they're owned by the festool parent company now anyway) I have no regrets whatsoever about that purchase and it's a fantastic table saw in its own right. I was surprised how quiet the brake going off was. I immediately recognized my mistake, but it was just a fairly muted "pop". I wasnt anywhere near the blade (I was squaring up at an 18" section of the material) but I had expected it to be louder. Is your blade fucked too or do you just need another cartridge? I've been thinking about getting one. |
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:32:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is your blade fucked too or do you just need another cartridge? I've been thinking about getting one. I've heard you can reuse the blades, but it was a shit blade on its last legs that I put in solely because I was intending to cut up osb so I wasnt interested in trying to salvage it. I'm not sure I'd want to chance it, but at the same time it just aluminum after all so it's honestly probably fine. I'll probably hang the cartridge and blade up on the wall as a reminder to not be a fucking retard. |
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:35:51 PM EDT
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disinfect and put a band aid on it.
then buy yourself a saw stop table saw https://www.sawstop.com/why-sawstop/safety/ |
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:38:19 PM EDT
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That would slow me down long enough to wrap some tape around it.
Really, OP? 
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:43:05 PM EDT
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Wash thoroughly, pat dry, apply silver based antimicrobial, wrap with band aid, change daily
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:45:30 PM EDT
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I wouldn't go to the hospital. I'd probably clean, wrap with gauze/bandaid, some triple, and tape (not really tightly) and be thankful it wasn't worse
Ran a cutting wheel into my index finger one time, thankfully it didn't hit bone or a tendon. I just kept it clean and wrapped up and monitored for infection and joint movement. Turned out just PEACHY |
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:45:46 PM EDT
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A little hand sanitizer, have some pickled jalapenos, and throw some mud on it.....you'll be fine.
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:45:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Band aid And some Bactine. Steri-Strips and Neosporin if ya want to get fancy. |
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:46:28 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted: I had a slight mishap with my table saw taking a bite out of me. Would you take a trip to the hospital? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/384916/20230107_182555_jpg-2664347.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/384916/20230107_182625_jpg-2664353.JPG I'm in the let it heal by itself camp. I stopped the bleeding then went back to what I was doing. |
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:48:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Band aid and and wrap it with tape. I use electric tape. |
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:50:01 PM EDT
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Quoted: I had a slight mishap with my table saw taking a bite out of me. Would you take a trip to the hospital? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/384916/20230107_182555_jpg-2664347.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/384916/20230107_182625_jpg-2664353.JPG I'm in the let it heal by itself camp. I stopped the bleeding then went back to what I was doing. |
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:52:11 PM EDT
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Duck tape and super glue.
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:54:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:57:09 PM EDT
[#29]
Stick a soldering iron in it and count to 5. Carry on with life.
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Posted: 1/7/2023 10:58:04 PM EDT
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And remember: Chicks dig scars.
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Posted: 1/7/2023 11:01:08 PM EDT
[#31]
I'm not sure I would have noticed that
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Posted: 1/7/2023 11:06:37 PM EDT
[#32]
Hydrogen Peroxide, antibiotic cream, vitamin E gel, gauze, tape.
Super glue is for cuts, not chunked out gouges. |
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Posted: 1/7/2023 11:06:39 PM EDT
[#33]
I was expecting something graphic and nasty. That’s just a minor cut. Clean it, neosporin or bactine, and bandaid it.
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Posted: 1/7/2023 11:07:22 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I was expecting something graphic and nasty. That’s just a minor cut. Clean it, neosporin or bactine, and bandaid it. You forgot the part where you rub dirt in it and walk it off. |
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Posted: 1/7/2023 11:12:19 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Doesn't look bad at all. I'd still stick in in the wife's butthole. Isn't that what the penis is for? |
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Posted: 1/7/2023 11:21:14 PM EDT
[#36]
Bandaid and cool story
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Posted: 1/7/2023 11:32:30 PM EDT
[#37]
Thats Urgent care worthy, I wouldn't go to the ER and subject yourself to the wait with a bunch of pansy sick people around. Youre likely to get what they have while youre there.
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Posted: 1/7/2023 11:34:35 PM EDT
[#38]
Treatment would be more table saw. Just cut that bitch off and take it like a man.
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Posted: 1/8/2023 12:03:23 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/8/2023 12:23:49 AM EDT
[#40]
Shop towel (the blue ones) and either duct tape or electrical tape. Then get back to work.
That's what I did when I hit mine with my thumb. |
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Posted: 1/8/2023 12:28:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well, now you're just being ridiculous. Scotch tape would do just fine. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Wash it out and wrap it up. Paper towels, duct tape. Well, now you're just being ridiculous. Scotch tape would do just fine. I have a friend who has on occasion used blue masking tape and part of a paper towel for such purposes. |
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Posted: 1/8/2023 12:29:43 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted: I had a slight mishap with my table saw taking a bite out of me. Would you take a trip to the hospital? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/384916/20230107_182555_jpg-2664347.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/384916/20230107_182625_jpg-2664353.JPG I'm in the let it heal by itself camp. I stopped the bleeding then went back to what I was doing. It's fine, just put some Windex on it. |
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Posted: 1/8/2023 12:35:09 AM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Band aid and and wrap it with tape. |
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Posted: 1/8/2023 12:37:58 AM EDT
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What approach would you go with to close that?
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Posted: 1/8/2023 12:40:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: When does sawstop's patent run out? I'd like to upgrade table saws then. The SawStop patents began to expire in September 2021. Sawstop holds around 100 patents, though many of them are continuations of the early Sawstop patents. The continuation patents may expire later than the "parent" patent due to patent office delays. Some Sawstop continuation patents expire as late as May 2026. https://en.m.wikipedia.org › wiki SawStop - Wikipedia |
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Posted: 1/8/2023 12:45:30 AM EDT
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First 15mg of morphine
wash with soap and water. test a steri strip and if not enough flex to get it closed, put a cause bump pad on the tip and wrap for protection. Change dressing daily keep it moist with antibiotic cream. Gradually increase the morphine until you are so constipated, that a team of surgeons will have to cut out a third of your impacted intestines. Get a second opinion before it scabs over and need no treatment at all; |
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Posted: 1/8/2023 12:52:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Call 911 4 days after the injury at 3am. I swear people get these very fucking instructions somewhere... |
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Posted: 1/8/2023 5:06:10 AM EDT
[#48]
 Yeah you're lucky I don't think there's a whole lot the hospital could have done that you can't do at home, you've taken the meat that was filling the space out, stitching it shut would probably leave a weird spot on your skin. You'll probably end up with an atrophic scar and might lose sensitivity in that part of your finger. Keep it clean and watch out for infection. |
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Posted: 1/8/2023 5:09:15 AM EDT
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Electrical tape. The colored ones like yellow or red they won't leave a residue.
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Posted: 1/8/2023 6:32:17 AM EDT
[#50]
Bend over, kiss your ass and be thankful you have a thumb on your hand.
Be careful with that saw, it can hurt you, it doesn't care what you put in front of it. Of course, you should know all these things, hope you heal up fast. |
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