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2/27/2009 8:15:09 AM EDT





A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's
Department is being interviewed.























The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your
qualifications all look
good,



but there is an attitude suitability test that
you must take
before acceptance."







Sliding a service
pistol across the desk, he says:



"Take this
pistol and go out and shoot six
illegal aliens, six meth dealers,


six Muslim extremists, and a
rabbit."








"Why the rabbit?"







"Great attitude," says the
Sergeant.  "When can you start?"

 
 
 
 
 
2/27/2009 8:23:41 AM EDT
[#1]
whats the problem?
2/27/2009 8:23:52 AM EDT
[#2]
IBTL
2/27/2009 9:02:18 AM EDT
[#3]
fwiw- your title says aptitude, the punchline is attitude.

attitude is the willingness, aptitude is 18 shots COM DRT.
2/27/2009 12:46:12 PM EDT
[#4]
i stand corrected



but I did that on purpose  

because that's how it was told to me

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