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Posted: 8/2/2010 1:43:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 1:45:23 PM EDT
[#1]

Link Posted: 8/2/2010 1:45:30 PM EDT
[#2]
One of the greatest movies, ever.




Link Posted: 8/2/2010 1:46:05 PM EDT
[#3]
Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 1:46:48 PM EDT
[#4]
Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter

ETA: DOH! beaten by 43 seconds
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 1:47:04 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
One of the greatest movies, ever.



yep
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 1:47:25 PM EDT
[#6]
Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 1:48:49 PM EDT
[#7]
You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff.
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 1:49:22 PM EDT
[#8]
Tina! Come eat your food!
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 1:55:31 PM EDT
[#9]
But my lips hurt real bad!
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 1:58:04 PM EDT
[#10]
I could build her a cake or something.
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 2:02:51 PM EDT
[#11]
If you vote for me, all of your dreams will come true.....


Sounds oddly familiar.
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 2:05:49 PM EDT
[#12]
At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?  Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

Link Posted: 8/2/2010 2:06:51 PM EDT
[#13]
Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 2:08:59 PM EDT
[#14]
"Pedro offers his protection"
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 2:12:22 PM EDT
[#15]
Believe it or not, I haven't seen this movie.

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Link Posted: 8/2/2010 2:16:14 PM EDT
[#16]
Favorite scenes- First, when uncle rico hucks that t bone at Napoleon while he is riding his bike, second, when Napoleon smashes Ricos windshield with a grapefruit and the ensuing chase through the grass field. LULZ.
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 2:17:18 PM EDT
[#17]
I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwon Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 2:17:59 PM EDT
[#18]
I caught you a delicious bass.
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 2:18:11 PM EDT
[#19]


Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Did you shoot any?
Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
What kind of gun did you use?
A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?


Link Posted: 8/2/2010 2:18:21 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff.




Bo staff
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 2:20:25 PM EDT
[#21]
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 2:23:17 PM EDT
[#22]



Quoted:



Quoted:

You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff.









Bo staff



always thought he said butt-load





 
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 2:26:07 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Favorite scenes- First, when uncle rico hucks that t bone at Napoleon while he is riding his bike, second, when Napoleon smashes Ricos windshield with a grapefruit and the ensuing chase through the grass field. LULZ.



Ha! Those are my favorite scenes too. Especially when he climbs the fence and falls over it.
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 2:27:57 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff.




Bo staff

always thought he said butt-load

 


Link Posted: 8/2/2010 3:57:07 PM EDT
[#25]
Make yourself a flippin' quesadilla!

Link Posted: 8/2/2010 3:58:59 PM EDT
[#26]
Do the chickens have large talons?
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 5:22:28 PM EDT
[#27]
My fav scene:





Link Posted: 8/2/2010 5:38:50 PM EDT
[#28]
The time machine was my favorite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpyT4pc_0ak&feature=related
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 5:44:03 PM EDT
[#29]
ND: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
ND: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 5:46:19 PM EDT
[#30]
Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
 
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 6:07:15 PM EDT
[#31]
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 6:11:42 PM EDT
[#32]
I picked up the cd of music from the film at the goodwill for 1.97 last week



it has most of the above quotes between the songs
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 6:33:53 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Favorite scenes- First, when uncle rico hucks that t bone at Napoleon while he is riding his bike, second, when Napoleon smashes Ricos windshield with a grapefruit and the ensuing chase through the grass field. LULZ.


I love that he picks up Kip's t-bone to throw...

Link Posted: 8/2/2010 6:37:54 PM EDT
[#34]
Lyle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG91VCdK_vw

ETA: Am I the only one who wonders where Napoleon and Kip's parents are?
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 6:39:39 PM EDT
[#35]
My wife bought me Rex's pants for Christmas a couple years back. I was rockin' Rex pants all day long at the in-laws. I looked AWESOME.
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 6:41:55 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Believe it or not, I haven't seen this movie.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


you're not missing anything. it sucks harcore
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 6:45:09 PM EDT
[#37]
Randy:
Napoleon, give me some of your tots.




Napoleon Dynamite:
No, go find your own.




Randy:
Come on, give me some of your tots.




Napoleon Dynamite:
No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.




Randy:
[kicks the tots]




Napoleon Dynamite:
Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot!
Link Posted: 8/2/2010 6:45:30 PM EDT
[#38]



Quoted:


At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?  Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!



http://saraandjoshz.com/baby/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/rkd2.jpg


You're doing it wrong...







 
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