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Posted: 6/14/2012 12:38:01 PM EDT
The discussion here at the shop took a bit of an odder than usual turn and the question came up......



Have you ever seen an Indian (Native American) midget or little person?







No one in our shop has.....
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 12:38:56 PM EDT
[#1]





Quoted:



The discussion here at the shop took a bit of an odder than usual turn and the question came up......






Have you ever seen an Indian (Native American) midget or little person?












No one in our shop has.....



Nope, but one time at the gas station I saw one that looked like a 3 and a half foot tall Lita Ford.


 






ETA: Gave me the weirdest boner
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 12:39:38 PM EDT
[#2]
no, but I saw a Peruvian today.
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 12:40:06 PM EDT
[#3]



Quoted:





Quoted:

The discussion here at the shop took a bit of an odder than usual turn and the question came up......



Have you ever seen an Indian (Native American) midget or little person?







No one in our shop has.....


Nope, but one time at the gas station I saw one that looked like a 3 and a half foot tall Lita Ford.  






ETA: Gave me the weirdest boner


A 3 Lita Ford? Hell I remember when Ford's only came with 5.0 Lita engines

 
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 12:41:13 PM EDT
[#4]
1 little 2 litte 3 little Indians.
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 12:41:58 PM EDT
[#5]



Quoted:





Quoted:




Quoted:

The discussion here at the shop took a bit of an odder than usual turn and the question came up......



Have you ever seen an Indian (Native American) midget or little person?







No one in our shop has.....


Nope, but one time at the gas station I saw one that looked like a 3 and a half foot tall Lita Ford.  






ETA: Gave me the weirdest boner


A 3 Lita Ford? Hell I remember when Ford's only came with 5.0 Lita engines  






 
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 12:44:16 PM EDT
[#6]
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1 little 2 litte 3 little Indians.


ZING!

Link Posted: 6/14/2012 12:45:55 PM EDT
[#7]
No I haven’t ever seen one at any tribal meetings or get together.  American Indians are 1% of the total US population there is just not a lot of us left.
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 12:53:40 PM EDT
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No I haven’t ever seen one at any tribal meetings or get together.  American Indians are 1% of the total US population there is just not a lot of us left.







Indians have a genetic trait that doesn't allow them to handle alcohol like other races. I was wondering if maybe there was a genetic trait that makes it unusual for an Indian little person. I have lived on the Kansas-Oklahoma demilitarized zone all my life, seen many American Indians, never saw one that was a midget.







ETA: Searching Google I found that dwarfism is found in all races, so my thoughts on genetics is wrong.

 
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 12:54:37 PM EDT
[#9]
There was one in the movie Black Robe.  Great movie btw.
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 12:55:42 PM EDT
[#10]
No, and I haven't seen a baby seagull either.
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 12:55:42 PM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:00:37 PM EDT
[#12]



Pedro Mountain Mummy


The tiny mummy was only about 6 ½ inches tall in its seated position, and estimated at 14 inches tall in a standing position.
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:01:26 PM EDT
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no, but I saw a Peruvian today.


LOL
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:03:05 PM EDT
[#14]
Have you ever seen a normal height native american at a red lobster?
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:03:52 PM EDT
[#15]
Yeah there is a lady that lives in the town i work in.
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:08:13 PM EDT
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Yeah there is a lady that lives in the town i work in.


Thanks for the info.

 
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:08:52 PM EDT
[#17]
Certainly.  You've never heard of Chief Nose on Balls?  He put the little in Little Big Horn.  Although, truth be told, they say him only half Indian.
 
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:10:33 PM EDT
[#18]
I have seen one.  They do exist.

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Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:17:32 PM EDT
[#19]
I also read that native americans don't go bald, is that true?
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:17:36 PM EDT
[#20]
Now we all have.

Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:18:14 PM EDT
[#21]
How?
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:19:28 PM EDT
[#22]
Get ready for your world to be rocked, but I cannot confirm that I've ever seen a full sized Native American in person.  VA tribes are small, concentrated in one area that I don't often go to, and are heavily caucasianified.  So if by chance I saw a member, I'm not sure I'd notice.  When I go on vacation, it's to HI or the coasts, so no dice there either.





Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:19:34 PM EDT
[#23]
Nope, and I've never seen one with a mustache either. *shrugs*
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:23:37 PM EDT
[#24]
Native American genes strong like buffalo.  

White man genes weak like birch sapling.  He bring dwarfs to America and men who share tent while breathing heavy under moonlight.
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:24:49 PM EDT
[#25]
Technically yes, I saw a Village People midget tribute band about 5 years ago down town. So yeah there was an Indian midget but I have no idea if he was Native American.
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:32:08 PM EDT
[#26]
In saw a movie along time ago called  "Kate and the Indians" and there was a midget Indian in it but I don't think he was genuine. Well, he was a genuine midget because he had to stand on a rock to get a blow job . And there was a real Indian in the tent fucking Kate but he wasn't a midget. There were some pale faces too but they all had red asses from getting sunburned.
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:33:37 PM EDT
[#27]
No, but I've only seen maybe a half dozen midgets in my life.
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:34:15 PM EDT
[#28]
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In saw a movie along time ago called  "Kate and the Indians" and there was a midget Indian in it but I don't think he was genuine. Well, he was a genuine midget because he had to stand on a rock to get a blow job . And there was a real Indian in the tent fucking Kate but he wasn't a midget. There were some pale faces too but they all had red asses from getting sunburned.


Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:34:24 PM EDT
[#29]
Elizabeth Warren is probably a midget, too.



If there are special midget benefits anywhere to be had.
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:39:52 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
In saw a movie along time ago called  "Kate and the Indians" and there was a midget Indian in it but I don't think he was genuine. Well, he was a genuine midget because he had to stand on a rock to get a blow job . And there was a real Indian in the tent fucking Kate but he wasn't a midget. There were some pale faces too but they all had red asses from getting sunburned.


Must have been coming up short.
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:41:23 PM EDT
[#31]
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Now we all have.

http://i49.tinypic.com/30cvegx.jpg


Is that an Indian MC behind him?
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:43:51 PM EDT
[#32]
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Native American genes strong like buffalo.  

White man genes weak like birch sapling.  He bring dwarfs to America and men who share tent while breathing heavy under moonlight.


And yet, the buffalo no longer roam..............................
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:45:24 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Now we all have.

http://i49.tinypic.com/30cvegx.jpg


voted yes, solely due to this pic.
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:46:24 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Now we all have.

http://i49.tinypic.com/30cvegx.jpg


Is that an Indian MC behind him?


Looks like a Harley to me, but even if it is an Indian; it's a full size so it doesn't count.
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 1:47:04 PM EDT
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Quoted:


Native American genes strong like buffalo.  



White man genes weak like birch sapling.  He bring dwarfs to America and men who share tent while breathing heavy under moonlight.


Men who brokum backum while mountin'

 
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 3:33:19 PM EDT
[#36]
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Technically yes, I saw a Village People midget tribute band about 5 years ago down town. So yeah there was an Indian midget but I have no idea if he was Native American.


Please, tell me how much you paid to see this band. I would have been laughing my ass off. That sounds funnier than a Monkey riding a dog they do at some rodeos.

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