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FlockaCGulz Reluctant Philanthropist Joined Jul 2016 Posts 5465 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 6/14/2024 8:04:38 PM EDT [#1] Celebrating Too Early Compilation [funny] (TOP 10 VIDEOS) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNEEzZXROTo
	Then the priest says, "What are you mad at me for? I don't even own a kayak!"

iveseenalittleontv Joined May 2004 Posts 3087 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 6/14/2024 9:00:34 PM EDT [#2] Quote History Originally Posted By FlockaCGulz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNEEzZXROTo View Quote i feel attacked.

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24586 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 6/14/2024 9:39:01 PM EDT [Last Edit: uxo2] [#3] You guys had to wait till the 3rd post to get memes. Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

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	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

FlockaCGulz Reluctant Philanthropist Joined Jul 2016 Posts 5467 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 6/14/2024 11:06:01 PM EDT [Last Edit: FlockaCGulz] [#5] Quote History Originally Posted By iveseenalittleontv: i feel attacked. View Quote There are those amongst us who have fallen short and those that have never dared to try.
	Then the priest says, "What are you mad at me for? I don't even own a kayak!"

DT-USA Joined Mar 2005 Posts 8274 EE 100% (117) USA	Posted: 6/14/2024 11:13:08 PM EDT [#6]

mPisi

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Posted: 6/15/2024 1:59:02 AM EDT

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You can absolutely be sure that hispanic woman named Xochitl and playing racial angle will be white af. https://t.co/3KhhPgdOXF pic.twitter.com/hjIFNwG3m5
— volvoks\uD83C\uDDF8\uD83C\uDDFE\uD83C\uDDED\uD83C\uDDF7 (@volvoks99) June 14, 2024

One of the clearest indicators of the progress of demographic replacement is the disappearance of quiet, a hallmark of well-ordered societies founded by Europeans. Rich people, at least, can afford to get away from the ululating hordes of foreigners--but for how long? https://t.co/5chMUEFbiU
RAW EGG NATIONALIST (@Babygravy9) June 14, 2024

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FredMan PondLife Joined Jul 2005 Posts 39705 EE 100% (2) VA, USA	Posted: 6/15/2024 7:31:31 AM EDT [#8]
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shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39820 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 6/15/2024 8:34:29 AM EDT [#9] It took Joe Biden exactly 3 seconds to forget he had already shaken Schumer's hand. pic.twitter.com/V3eEOuaFuz Gain of Fauci (@DschlopesIsBack) June 12, 2024
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

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Posted: 6/15/2024 8:45:45 AM EDT

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The enduring impact of the Bud Light boycott defies a decadeslong history of largely ineffective consumer boycotts, Maurice Schweitzer, a professor at the University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School of Business who studies consumer movements, told ABC News.

The continued struggle of Bud Light owes to the easy availability of similar products as well as the highly polarized political environment nationwide, Schweitzer said.

“Given the history of boycotts and its history of ineffectiveness, it is really surprising that this one has had the staying power that it has,” Schweitzer told ABC News.

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Umm ... that's exactly how boycotts work. What the fuck Maurice? I actually think the boycott has been effective. I sure as shit will never drink it again. The boycott caused the conversation, and got the original marketing staff fired. Success.

Here's a good bud light ad

ShawnsB4 Joined Feb 2017 Posts 1293 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 6/15/2024 8:52:30 AM EDT [#11] Quote History Originally Posted By uxo2: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84273/Screenshot_20240612-184957_png-3240138.JPG View Quote Eyes like a reptile

VACaver Member Joined Jun 2006 Posts 40995 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 6/15/2024 9:43:50 AM EDT [#12] Attached File

ThePontificator Grumpy ARFCOM pizzaiolo Joined Jan 2009 Posts 35057 EE 100% (35) SC, USA	Posted: 6/15/2024 11:40:01 AM EDT [#13] Quote History Originally Posted By VACaver: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/100647/I_hate_everyone_jpg-3241410.JPG View Quote I raffed out roud! Attached File
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Joe731 Member Joined Sep 2004 Posts 13489 EE 100% (1) OR, USA	Posted: 6/15/2024 2:06:08 PM EDT [#16] Quote History Originally Posted By rcav8r: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/85434/FB_IMG_1718472762980_jpg-3241590.JPG2 View Quote To be fair, shopping carts are like rental cars: there's no real limit to how much weight they can handle.

Ciraxis Member Joined Dec 2008 Posts 33701 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 6/15/2024 2:15:00 PM EDT [#17] Quote History Originally Posted By Joe731: To be fair, shopping carts are like rental cars: there's no real limit to how much weight they can handle. View Quote but there is a limit to the amount of dead hookers it will hold, so in a way there is a weight limit.

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Posted: 6/15/2024 2:15:49 PM EDT

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but there is a limit to the amount of dead hookers it will hold, so in a way there is a weight limit.

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Originally Posted By Joe731:

To be fair, shopping carts are like rental cars: there's no real limit to how much weight they can handle.

but there is a limit to the amount of dead hookers it will hold, so in a way there is a weight limit.

It'll hold 5 just fine.....

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Posted: 6/15/2024 2:45:47 PM EDT

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It'll hold 5 just fine.....

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Originally Posted By Ciraxis:

Originally Posted By Joe731:

To be fair, shopping carts are like rental cars: there's no real limit to how much weight they can handle.

but there is a limit to the amount of dead hookers it will hold, so in a way there is a weight limit.

It'll hold 5 just fine.....

or 12, with some assembly required

BB868 Joined Aug 2006 Posts 4369 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/15/2024 3:18:52 PM EDT [#20] Quote History Originally Posted By FredMan: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77154/D9763E23-8FCD-4BBA-8A43-4A81BDA3CB9D-3241316.jpg View Quote This guy is a douche-shill Disney Star Wars Shills React to The Acolyte: Episode 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GMkv7xE8V4

ThePontificator Grumpy ARFCOM pizzaiolo Joined Jan 2009 Posts 35060 EE 100% (35) SC, USA	Posted: 6/15/2024 4:04:20 PM EDT [#21] Attached File
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Posted: 6/15/2024 4:13:31 PM EDT

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The powers that be are using mind control to keep your soul trapped in hell. Everything you were taught is a lie. They want you powerless and weak. They distract you with porn, war, material wealth and entertainment. The truth is they can only take your power if you let them.… pic.twitter.com/gZJMJ1pD8V
Diana Wallace (@DianaWallace888) June 13, 2024

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Do you have a high res of this?

@uxo2

The powers that be are using mind control to keep your soul trapped in hell. Everything you were taught is a lie. They want you powerless and weak. They distract you with porn, war, material wealth and entertainment. The truth is they can only take your power if you let them.… pic.twitter.com/gZJMJ1pD8V
Diana Wallace (@DianaWallace888) June 13, 2024

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Meme forgets all the Pedos

mPisi Asymptomatic Death Joined Jul 2001 Posts 10566 EE 100% (267) TX, USA	Posted: 6/15/2024 4:26:16 PM EDT [#23] Attached File
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Lawless_Flogic Joined Feb 2016 Posts 9760 EE 0% (0) WY, USA	Posted: 6/15/2024 4:43:37 PM EDT [#24] Quote History Originally Posted By iveseenalittleontv: i feel attacked. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By iveseenalittleontv: Originally Posted By FlockaCGulz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNEEzZXROTo i feel attacked. You were, bro. Murdered. Flawless victory.

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24590 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 6/15/2024 6:35:12 PM EDT [Last Edit: uxo2] [#25] Attached File Attached File Attached File
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ctfish15 Joined Mar 2015 Posts 3383 EE 100% (46) PA, USA	Posted: 6/15/2024 7:58:57 PM EDT [#27] She's a GD 10 https://nypost.com/2024/06/15/lifestyle/bikini-baristas-wild-hammer-attack-on-angry-customers-windshield-divides-internet-i-felt-in-danger/

starn Joined Aug 2021 Posts 1172 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 6/15/2024 8:22:10 PM EDT [Last Edit: starn] [#28]

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Posted: 6/15/2024 10:03:19 PM EDT

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She's a GD 10

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I'm sorry, did I miss us changing to grading on a scale to 100? I don't think I'd subject your dick to that even if I hated you

colklink Big girls make all your dreams come true! Joined Dec 2001 Posts 49392 EE 100% (4) WV, USA	Posted: 6/15/2024 10:17:15 PM EDT [#30] Thought this was funny Attached File
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Posted: 6/15/2024 10:20:02 PM EDT

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https://i.imgflip.com/8tzt5f.jpg

She's a GD 10

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Both are simultaneously in the right and in the wrong for this one for various reasons.

South Seattle, $22.00 iced coffee, dubious sexuality stupid dude in a beret, and a 'babe' that, for the sake of humanity, needs to cover up more. This one is going to Judge Judy for sure.

mPisi

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Posted: 6/15/2024 10:51:52 PM EDT

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Another new euphamism

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seize the means of production is a dog whistle for I ain’t about to do no mf producing
— \uD83C\uDD71?ücket (@BuucketHe4d) June 15, 2024

Londoners are being reminded this month that the construction of their city owes a deep historical debt to butch African women. pic.twitter.com/u3DweSv0MF
— i/o (@eyeslasho) June 15, 2024

You might think "subsaharan lesbians didn't build London". You might even have incontrovertible evidence of that. But let me ask you this: is it worth having your life destroyed if you openly disagree?

Subsaharan Lesbian Built London. pic.twitter.com/cbs736GpnW
Syd Steyerhart (@SydSteyerhart) June 15, 2024

IMO, they got bored with their main goal. Then mission creep & folks had their various causes/axes to grind. Thus, “gun violence is a public health crisis”.

Then a pandemic comes along and instead of displaying competency they dropped the bag, hard.

“Trust us” doesn’t work now
LyoByrraboi (@largibs) June 15, 2024

However bad you think the immigration situation is in your country, I can guarantee it's worse in Canada. https://t.co/c7OOeiZSNU
RAW EGG NATIONALIST (@Babygravy9) June 15, 2024

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Posted: 6/16/2024 12:16:30 AM EDT

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but there is a limit to the amount of dead hookers it will hold, so in a way there is a weight limit.

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Originally Posted By Joe731:

To be fair, shopping carts are like rental cars: there's no real limit to how much weight they can handle.

but there is a limit to the amount of dead hookers it will hold, so in a way there is a weight limit.

Depends on whether you blend them first or not.

"During the second 100 days, we will design, build and open a library dedicated to my first 100 days." -Barack Obama, May 9 2009

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Gunslinger808 hold my beer and watch this! Joined Jan 2002 Posts 30143 EE 100% (58) AZ, USA	Posted: 6/16/2024 4:27:59 AM EDT [Last Edit: Gunslinger808] [#35] Attached File
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uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24591 EE 100% (172) USA	Posted: 6/16/2024 11:24:26 AM EDT [#36] Attached File
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mPisi

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Posted: 6/16/2024 2:28:08 PM EDT

[#39]

The "silence is racist" author is, besides being a fake Latina, unsurprisingly, a shitbag hypocrite

What on Earth?!? https://t.co/8NSNxnDepO pic.twitter.com/uC2RlIZrGT
Bill Zeiser (@BillZeiser) June 15, 2024

you can always tell who was actually poor and who's just an Ivy League shitlib LARPing because the latter romanticizes aspects of poverty that real poor people desperately want to escape.

when they think "noisy neighborhood," their mind conjures up some abuela playing tropipop… https://t.co/2kSeDrLGOK
— pagliacci the hated \uD83C\uDF1D (@Slatzism) June 15, 2024

also “xochitl gonzalez” give me a fucking break lmao pic.twitter.com/OZ1arSyh7I
— pagliacci the hated \uD83C\uDF1D (@Slatzism) June 15, 2024

‘Men could always vote!’

This is one of the biggest distortions of political history.

When British women won the vote in 1918, half of men couldn’t vote either; and until 1832, only ~3% of men could vote.

For most of history NOBODY could vote. This was true across the world… pic.twitter.com/BERlcGX0V8
TheTinMen (@TheTinMenBlog) June 15, 2024

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Posted: 6/16/2024 2:53:08 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By rcav8r:
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To be fair, shopping carts are like rental cars: there's no real limit to how much weight they can handle.

It's all about weight distribution. Anything is a truck if you're brave enough.

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Cycolac I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing. Joined Mar 2019 Posts 11458 EE 100% (17) USA	Posted: 6/16/2024 3:34:00 PM EDT [#41] Quote History Originally Posted By Strela: It's all about weight distribution. Anything is a truck if you're brave enough. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/6163/CrowdedCycle_jpg-3242866.JPG View Quote
	I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

Chris_in_TX Joined May 2001 Posts 10449 EE 0% (0) UT, USA	Posted: 6/16/2024 5:55:39 PM EDT [#42]

Shinji_Ikari Member Joined Mar 2013 Posts 10173 EE 100% (1) GA, USA	Posted: 6/16/2024 6:20:26 PM EDT [#43] Attached File Quote History Originally Posted By Chris_in_TX: https://i.redd.it/826y4irq4z6d1.jpeg View Quote Attached File

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Cycolac I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing. Joined Mar 2019 Posts 11459 EE 100% (17) USA	Posted: 6/16/2024 8:32:01 PM EDT [#47] Quote History Originally Posted By Prezboi44: https://i.imgur.com/jWH2RE0.png View Quote That would be better with a confused/straining look on his face.
	I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

TheOTHERmaninblack Member Joined Jul 2009 Posts 18240 EE 100% (15) WY, USA	Posted: 6/16/2024 8:44:53 PM EDT [#48] Quote History Originally Posted By Strela: It's all about weight distribution. Anything is a truck if you're brave enough. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/6163/CrowdedCycle_jpg-3242866.JPG View Quote Attached File
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mPisi

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Posted: 6/16/2024 8:47:11 PM EDT

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Nuclear power is male-coded, which is why the feminine West desires female-coded "renewables". Nuclear actually solves our problems, whereas "renewables" are a perpetually wasteful boondoggle designed to pander to feelings and occupy time, with no concrete results.
— Carl Benjamin (@Sargon_of_Akkad) June 16, 2024

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So, we should not say that "nuclear power is male-coded", but instead "nuclear power is inherently male, in that it solves problems."
— ? Dogs don't have thumbs (@MorlockP) June 16, 2024

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