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Link Posted: 6/19/2024 8:06:52 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/19/2024 8:11:45 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By BillofRights:


Excellent retort.  You can go ahead and stop simping now.  

There’s a whole world of free porn on the internet.   Why are you and millions of other geeks so impressed by this one particular whore?  

I honestly don’t get the hype.   Please explain.
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Originally Posted By BillofRights:
Originally Posted By H1Mech:
Originally Posted By killingmachine123:

And yet, I'll be the one who is content with my life and satisfied with the overwhelming majority of my choices. Being a whore wasn't viewed as a promising or fulfilling path in life until recently.

Some of you guys need to check out the Western Society thread and seek real happiness. http://www.ar15.com/forums/general/WESTERN-SOCIETY-PROPAGANDA-THREAD/5-2687692/  

If anyone needs me, I'll be getting a vehicle manufactured by Carroll Shelby up and running in the garage.  


Lol

Words don’t make one a whore. What she said was rather mild and nowhere as near as crude or explicit as what goes on in every break room across the country on a daily basis. Try decaffeinated coffee.

You are so content yet you are seeking validation on the internet from strangers by subtly bragging about your monetary possessions. Outside of Boomers there aren’t many folks who even know Carroll Shelby’s name, much less care about some car made in the 60s or 70s.



Excellent retort.  You can go ahead and stop simping now.  

There’s a whole world of free porn on the internet.   Why are you and millions of other geeks so impressed by this one particular whore?  

I honestly don’t get the hype.   Please explain.

No one is sipping, just no one cares what morally superior old people on the internet think.
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 8:13:15 AM EDT
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She’s hilarious.
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 8:19:39 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/19/2024 8:26:43 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By KeithStone:
I held a girls hand one time at band camp. Does that count?
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only if you hosed it with pecker snot
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 8:27:36 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By N1Rampage:
99% chance she'll find a frat bro named Taylor who works at his dad's construction company making mid six-figures and gets to be a a trophy wife.

They will live in a 1.8 million dollar white-and-grey farmhouse aesthetic house, where she runs her own "business" as a boutique company making almost no money.

The two will have 2 or 3 kids, whom he'll generally ignore because he wants to go golfing, slam beers on his midsized boat, and bang his secretary.

70% chance of divorce by the time she hits her mid-40's.
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lol are you.....
Chappelle's Show - Negrodamus.flv
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 8:40:45 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By staringback05:
Tennessee or Alabama

Are we taking bets? She looks like she would have been alot of fun back in college
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Sorry to ruin your fetish but she is from up north.
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 8:42:26 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By N1Rampage:
99% chance she'll find a frat bro named Taylor who works at his dad's construction company making mid six-figures and gets to be a a trophy wife.

They will live in a 1.8 million dollar white-and-grey farmhouse aesthetic house, where she runs her own "business" as a boutique company making almost no money.

The two will have 2 or 3 kids, whom he'll generally ignore because he wants to go golfing, slam beers on his midsized boat, and bang his secretary.

70% chance of divorce by the time she hits her mid-40's.
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Originally Posted By N1Rampage:
Originally Posted By killingmachine123:
Originally Posted By TOTHEMAX:
She is going to go far in life.


As a prostitute, perhaps. She will regret that statement for the long haul if I had to guess.
99% chance she'll find a frat bro named Taylor who works at his dad's construction company making mid six-figures and gets to be a a trophy wife.

They will live in a 1.8 million dollar white-and-grey farmhouse aesthetic house, where she runs her own "business" as a boutique company making almost no money.

The two will have 2 or 3 kids, whom he'll generally ignore because he wants to go golfing, slam beers on his midsized boat, and bang his secretary.

70% chance of divorce by the time she hits her mid-40's.

Who hurt you?
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 8:49:41 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By WeimaranerDad:


What I find odd about Jodie Foster is there seems to be hardly any interviews with her.  You don’t really see her out on the late night talk shows.

Just about every other actor who has a movie coming out goes on these shows to hype up their movie.  But, nope, not Jodie Foster.

There are a few others….

John Makkovich….

Denzel Washington….

Gary Oldham
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John Hinckley and other stalkers might have something to do with that.
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 8:50:54 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/19/2024 8:51:26 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By cedjunior:

No one is sipping, just no one cares what morally superior old people on the internet think.
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Link Posted: 6/19/2024 8:56:34 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Caddys83:
I take it she can handle any slong
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Memphis= nuff said.
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 9:04:20 AM EDT
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I'm so glad I didn't know what this was about.

So very very glad.

Link Posted: 6/19/2024 9:07:57 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By N1Rampage:
She will do "moderately okay" in the divorce, considering Taylor has all the money and knows all the lawyers in the red state small town.

She'll hit the bar scene hard to try to find her 2nd husband, going to wine tastings and brunches with her girlfriends.

There she'll find the somewhat late blooming but well off accountant, dentist, or car dealership owner to pay for her life style where she will finally open her boutique in the revitalized downtown of a medium sized southern town. It will have white washed flaking brick.  

There will be a chance she goes for the "real estate agent" route. But it's just a phase.

She will be living off plastic surgery, wanting 2 or 3 major vacations a year, and a Landrover/Rangerover (over 6000 lbs for tax reasons).

Probably retire in Fort Myers, Sarasota, or Naples. He will die of a heart attack and she'll inherit his wealth.
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And, then, I’ll swoop in on her 70 year old ass and live happily ever after in Pelican Bay…
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 9:09:46 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By AA717driver:


And, then, I'll swoop in on her 70 year old ass and live happily ever after in Pelican Bay  
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Originally Posted By N1Rampage:
She will do "moderately okay" in the divorce, considering Taylor has all the money and knows all the lawyers in the red state small town.

She'll hit the bar scene hard to try to find her 2nd husband, going to wine tastings and brunches with her girlfriends.

There she'll find the somewhat late blooming but well off accountant, dentist, or car dealership owner to pay for her life style where she will finally open her boutique in the revitalized downtown of a medium sized southern town. It will have white washed flaking brick.  

There will be a chance she goes for the "real estate agent" route. But it's just a phase.

She will be living off plastic surgery, wanting 2 or 3 major vacations a year, and a Landrover/Rangerover (over 6000 lbs for tax reasons).

Probably retire in Fort Myers, Sarasota, or Naples. He will die of a heart attack and she'll inherit his wealth.


And, then, I'll swoop in on her 70 year old ass and live happily ever after in Pelican Bay  

Link Posted: 6/19/2024 9:11:23 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Woodsman20:


Sorry to ruin your fetish but she is from up north.
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She sure didn't sound like it.
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 9:11:33 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/19/2024 9:15:37 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/19/2024 9:16:53 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By jm0502:
https://i.imgur.com/0ucO5tr.jpg
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Link Posted: 6/19/2024 9:18:02 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/19/2024 9:20:10 AM EDT
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lol
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 9:35:26 AM EDT
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Just thinking of all those thots eager to please...  And here I am old and married.   Arg
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 9:51:00 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By H1Mech:


Lol

Words don't make one a whore. What she said was rather mild and nowhere as near as crude or explicit as what goes on in every break room across the country on a daily basis. Try decaffeinated coffee.

You are so content yet you are seeking validation on the internet from strangers by subtly bragging about your monetary possessions. Outside of Boomers there aren't many folks who even know Carroll Shelby's name, much less care about some car made in the 60s or 70s.

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Originally Posted By H1Mech:
Originally Posted By killingmachine123:

And yet, I'll be the one who is content with my life and satisfied with the overwhelming majority of my choices. Being a whore wasn't viewed as a promising or fulfilling path in life until recently.

Some of you guys need to check out the Western Society thread and seek real happiness. http://www.ar15.com/forums/general/WESTERN-SOCIETY-PROPAGANDA-THREAD/5-2687692/  

If anyone needs me, I'll be getting a vehicle manufactured by Carroll Shelby up and running in the garage.  


Lol

Words don't make one a whore. What she said was rather mild and nowhere as near as crude or explicit as what goes on in every break room across the country on a daily basis. Try decaffeinated coffee.

You are so content yet you are seeking validation on the internet from strangers by subtly bragging about your monetary possessions. Outside of Boomers there aren't many folks who even know Carroll Shelby's name, much less care about some car made in the 60s or 70s.


Sorry, I was referencing the accomplishments of the man, not the value of the cars. Mine are the cheap ones which nobody cares, or knows about. It doesn't change the fact that her attitudes and behaviors will not lead to long term happiness. Many other posters have expressed the same, but through the lens of an acceptance of this moral decay.
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 9:53:47 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:


Did I miss something?
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Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Originally Posted By HammerForged:
I love how half of GD has obviously either never had sex or have only had it while wearing clothes in the missionary.



Did I miss something?


Freudian slip
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 10:03:49 AM EDT
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So sad.

But this thread is funny.

So I am torn
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 10:11:47 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Paul:
I'm so glad I didn't know what this was about.

So very very glad.

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Sir, there's a new way of doing sexual acts with the woman using her mouth. It's quite rejuvenating when you're feeling indolent.

Link Posted: 6/19/2024 10:17:32 AM EDT
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She seems like a good time
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 10:23:11 AM EDT
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It amazes me how today, if you are on a stupid 10 second TikToc clip, you can turn famous overnight.  

Link Posted: 6/19/2024 10:30:40 AM EDT
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She looks like a muppet from the kid’s show Lazytown.

Link Posted: 6/19/2024 10:39:48 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/19/2024 10:42:47 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By bigbore:
Don't know what it is, but but I'm assuming its a badge of honor that I'm over 50 and don't know what a Hawk Tuah is.
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No, sorry.
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 10:56:53 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By bigbore:
Don't know what it is, but but I'm assuming its a badge of honor that I'm over 50 and don't know what a Hawk Tuah is.
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Link Posted: 6/19/2024 12:22:19 PM EDT
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I think it's reasonably safe to assume every woman has sucked a dick in her life, and god bless my wife for it, but just imagine you're 14 years old and come across this ancient youtube video and it's your mom.  


Link Posted: 6/19/2024 12:30:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/19/2024 12:35:52 PM EDT
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In for the future AFT spit on that thang memes
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 12:35:54 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By bigbore:
Don't know what it is, but but I'm assuming its a badge of honor that I'm over 50 and don't know what a Hawk Tuah is.
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you need to find better women
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 12:44:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/19/2024 1:12:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/19/2024 1:20:47 PM EDT
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this thread is hilarious

the internet forever provides an opportunity for a 'nobody' to achieve their (at least) 15 minutes of fame

Tiffany Gomas.  Sweet Brown.  the SC beauty contestant chick.  this gal.  

never stop GD  

Link Posted: 6/19/2024 1:21:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/19/2024 1:31:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/19/2024 1:54:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By N1Rampage:
99% chance she'll find a frat bro named Taylor who works at his dad's construction company making mid six-figures and gets to be a a trophy wife.

They will live in a 1.8 million dollar white-and-grey farmhouse aesthetic house, where she runs her own "business" as a boutique company making almost no money.

The two will have 2 or 3 kids, whom he'll generally ignore because he wants to go golfing, slam beers on his midsized boat, and bang his secretary.

70% chance of divorce by the time she hits her mid-40's.
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Originally Posted By N1Rampage:
Originally Posted By killingmachine123:
Originally Posted By TOTHEMAX:
She is going to go far in life.


As a prostitute, perhaps. She will regret that statement for the long haul if I had to guess.
99% chance she'll find a frat bro named Taylor who works at his dad's construction company making mid six-figures and gets to be a a trophy wife.

They will live in a 1.8 million dollar white-and-grey farmhouse aesthetic house, where she runs her own "business" as a boutique company making almost no money.

The two will have 2 or 3 kids, whom he'll generally ignore because he wants to go golfing, slam beers on his midsized boat, and bang his secretary.

70% chance of divorce by the time she hits her mid-40's.






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Link Posted: 6/19/2024 4:27:42 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:

How have I never seen this?



The look on the guy’s face in red is priceless.
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Originally Posted By HammerForged:
I love how half of GD has obviously either never had sex or have only had it while wearing clothes in the missionary.


Arfcommers have all the sex.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFSvdz4T7vk

How have I never seen this?



The look on the guy’s face in red is priceless.


It's worth rewatching it repeatedly, and focusing on different people in the crowd each time.
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 4:40:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/19/2024 4:54:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/19/2024 5:12:36 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By bigbore:
Don't know what it is, but but I'm assuming its a badge of honor that I'm over 50 and don't know what a Hawk Tuah is.
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It’s the phonetic spelling (albeit poorly IMO) of the sound one makes hocking a loogie.
Link Posted: 6/19/2024 5:17:01 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Action45:
Originally Posted By bigbore:
Don't know what it is, but but I'm assuming its a badge of honor that I'm over 50 and don't know what a Hawk Tuah is.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/497d7e607c8bd63e86f48fb01a41391c/tumblr_oshy3bbsuR1tpdixno3_540.gif
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