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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:32:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Cypher214]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 10mmManiac: You already fell into their trap. This will turn into paying the whole tab. Nothing else to do with your money? Car mods, guns, ammo, reloading shit, workout equipment, extra food, supplements, tools, or perhaps invest it? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 10mmManiac: Originally Posted By Banshee35: No, actually I hate my job and am in the process of finding another anyway. One of them is a contract nurse and her contract is getting ready to end. I have no expectations other than having a good time with co-workers, don't mind buying a couple rounds but not a sucker by any means and don't have anything else to do with my money anyway. Figure it will be a fun show either way You already fell into their trap. This will turn into paying the whole tab. Nothing else to do with your money? Car mods, guns, ammo, reloading shit, workout equipment, extra food, supplements, tools, or perhaps invest it? Why do you hate fun? Going to strip clubs with women is fun. I've never not had an awesome time and I go with my GF regularly. |
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IA, USA
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:33:21 PM EDT
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In the past when I was divorced I would occasionally run into a chick that would invite me to go so they could kinda see how I reacted there to decide if they wanted to get to know me better. it was always fun!
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:33:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By delemorte: Don't dip your pen in company ink. Sure it's fun now but just wait till it ends. Yep. I can count on one finger it ended well. The rest ended in HR meetings for the accused and mandatory sexual harassment trainings for the entire shift. |
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:34:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 10mmManiac: You already fell into their trap. This will turn into paying the whole tab. Nothing else to do with your money? Car mods, guns, ammo, reloading shit, workout equipment, extra food, supplements, tools, or perhaps invest it? Haha, I’m not stupid by any means and I don’t plan on being any more generous to them than I am to any of my other friends or coworkers I hang out with. As to the other stuff, I got all that covered 
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:35:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By el_hombre: Man, I'd YOLO that like white on rice |
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FL, USA
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:35:50 PM EDT
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Afterwards, give them the full monty show.
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:36:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JVD: You're going to lose a kidney. But it'll be fun. Jay |
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:36:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By AZCOP: Come on Charlie: Let's go to Candy Mountain. Jay Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By AZCOP: Originally Posted By JVD: You're going to lose a kidney. But it'll be fun. Jay  |
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USA
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:36:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Jack19]
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Originally Posted By Banshee35: I’m a recently divorced middle aged guy and last night at work 3 of the young female nurses invited me to go to the strip club with them sometime. After clarifying that this was not in fact going to be a male review kind of situation I told them sure, why not? So plans are in the making at a future date when we are all off work. So I mean what could go wrong right? Should I fo? Don't go. If you do, you are an HR complaint waiting to happen. Read this. Maybe the OP of this thread is still around. Here's some tips for males from a former HR Director |
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:37:26 PM EDT
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"Let's just skip the club and y'all throw money at me while I helicopter my dick in your faces."
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KY, USA
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:39:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Banshee35: No, actually I hate my job and am in the process of finding another anyway. One of them is a contract nurse and her contract is getting ready to end. I have no expectations other than having a good time with co-workers, don’t mind buying a couple rounds but not a sucker by any means and don’t have anything else to do with my money anyway. Figure it will be a fun show either way I would absolutely go and would absolutely buy them drinks and absolutely try to take all three home. You can always find another job. You can’t always bang three chicks. You have a very good chance at this. But I don’t always make the best decisions in life. |
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FM, USA
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:40:01 PM EDT
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So…FO!
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:40:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Of course go. |
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:41:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Jack19: Don't go. If you do, you are an HR complaint waiting to happen. Read this. Maybe the OP of this thread is still around. Here's some tips for males from a former HR Director The man hasn’t got me yet! |
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FL, USA
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:42:09 PM EDT
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I always had too much fun going to the clubs with ladies.
got kicked out of a few because all the dancers hang out with you only and no attention to others 
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:43:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By DerekL: Pics of co-worker nurses? Yeah, this. Come on OP. |
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:43:38 PM EDT
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Strategy:
On the way to the peeler bar stop at a regular bar and get them a round or two of shots to "talk about how this is going to work before we get there". Tell them you're worried you might get turned on and it might be a little embarrassing (or some other random bullshit) so you want to make sure that's ok. The real idea is to get them a bit loosened up at normal prices before the expensive strip club prices. 
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:43:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Morlawn66]
[#18]
That recent story about the Secret Service Agent comes to mind .
Naked women , alcohol and mixed messages may not go as planned . Be careful. |
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:44:42 PM EDT
[#19]
At least buy enough drinks to get the sluttiest one to go on the stage.
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:45:15 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Banshee35: I’m a recently divorced middle aged guy and last night at work 3 of the young female nurses invited me to go to the strip club with them sometime. After clarifying that this was not in fact going to be a male review kind of situation I told them sure, why not? So plans are in the making at a future date when we are all off work. So I mean what could go wrong right? Should I fo?Fo like you have never fo’ed before! Please bring condoms! |
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ME, USA
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:45:51 PM EDT
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If you don't go please just cut your dick off
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:46:23 PM EDT
[#22]
Are they fat pigs hoping to get you horned up and drunk?
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:46:25 PM EDT
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A handful and a mouthful as the cadence in the movie Heartbreak Ridge goes?
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USA
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:47:24 PM EDT
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This is the episode of King of the Hill when Bobby was invited to the prom with three girls.
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ME, USA
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:47:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By mclark202: I would absolutely go and would absolutely buy them drinks and absolutely try to take all three home. You can always find another job. You can’t always bang three chicks. You have a very good chance at this. But I don’t always make the best decisions in life. I'd hang out with you |
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:47:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:48:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Cypher214: Why do you hate fun? Going to strip clubs with women is fun. I've never not had an awesome time and I go with my GF regularly. this. and i’ve gone with girls more than guys, it’s much more fun and the strippers typically love that! |
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:48:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: AndBen]
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Similar situation happened to me in my earlier 20s. I was a correctional officer and a couple female officers invited me out. Im by no means a lady's man. I met them at the local strip club. They were both dressed in mini skirts and looked really good. Actually, they were 2 of only a few good looking officers.
Anyway, we had fun, the night ended, they left, as did I. But then...after I got home, one of them called me and wanted to come over. She stayed the night. I miss those days, but happily married with kids now (not to that female officer). OP, go, have fun. Maybe you get laid, maybe you don't. Going to a strip club with 2 good looking chicks, is winning either way. |
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:49:29 PM EDT
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Never put your meat where you get your bread.
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:50:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Banshee35]
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Sorry, no pics but the one is a little older but still younger than me, cute and divorced as well, one is probably in her late 20s-early 30s, the least attractive, an inky and I think the ring leader of the idea, other is probably mid 20s, some ink but the kind of quiet type.
I have no expectations by any means other than to go out, have a good time and enjoy the show. |
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:50:54 PM EDT
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Even if you don't need viagra, I would try to score a small dose. Play all 9 holes.
This is the best post divorce therapy. |
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PA, USA
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:50:57 PM EDT
[#32]
Things that never happened for $1000, Alex.
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FL, USA
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:50:57 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Jack19: Don't go. If you do, you are an HR complaint waiting to happen. Read this. Maybe the OP of this thread is still around. Here's some tips for males from a former HR Director lol. 33 years working with nurses, direct knowledge of dozens of relationships between colleagues, only heard of one HR complaint. Also, women who go to strip clubs don’t file HR complaints. |
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:51:39 PM EDT
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26 years nursing. Mistake dude. No good will come from it...in the not so long run.
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:54:46 PM EDT
[#35]
1. Uber
2. Cialis 3. Condoms 4. NDA’s ???? Profit
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:55:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HELOBRAVO: 26 years nursing. Mistake dude. No good will come from it...in the not so long run. A blowie in the car is always good. That’s the good that come from it. |
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:56:38 PM EDT
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Be prepared for the rumor mill at work to say you're screwing all of them.
Good on you if you are, pain in the ass if you aren't. |
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:56:40 PM EDT
[#38]
Sounds fun. Be sure to unload your gun before you go, so you aren't acting like a naked woman is the awesomest thing ever to happen. (Even though it is.)
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:56:43 PM EDT
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Here are some options of what is going to happen...
1. You are going to get laid by at least one of these women 2. You are going to get laid by at least 2 of these women 3.You are going to get laid by all 3 of these women 4. If you are the least bit smooth.. The first 3 options will happen all at once! |
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VA, USA
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:57:44 PM EDT
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My guess there will be drinking, flirting and perhaps petting going on while y'all watch the 'dancers'. Tip: get there early and get a corner booth the farthest away from the action because you want to encourage 'under the table' interactions! And NEVER eat any food at such a place.
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:58:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dustinf: Things that never happened to me for $1000, Alex. Fixed it for you Honestly though I could not care less if a stranger on the internet believes me or not |
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:58:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Cypher214: Everybody loves titties, dude. Straight men, straight women, lesbos, gay guys. Nice tits are the only thing that unite us all. Ever seen any of Pedro Almodovar's movies? He's a gay Spanish director who loves Penelope Cruz's boobs. I think that's just wonderful. |
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:59:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By jsnappa: Three nurses out drinking? There’s no way at least 1 or 2 won’t go into heatwith each other. You left out the important part. OP may get to participate, or get to watch. BTDT. 
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:59:19 PM EDT
[#44]
Think rental car, get the insurance and drive it like you stole it
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Posted: 9/27/2024 4:59:28 PM EDT
[#45]
Much better things to do with your time than go to the strip club.
I'd pass. |
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Posted: 9/27/2024 5:01:47 PM EDT
[#46]
I am waiting for the other shoe to drop though when they tell me they are inviting their boyfriend or something along
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Posted: 9/27/2024 5:02:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 1saxman: My guess there will be drinking, flirting and perhaps petting going on while y'all watch the 'dancers'. Tip: get there early and get a corner booth the farthest away from the action because you want to encourage 'under the table' interactions! And NEVER eat any food at such a place. I beg to differ. 2 strip clubs in Jacksonville have really good food. |
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Posted: 9/27/2024 5:02:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: freeride21a]
[#48]
LOL, you are gonna have a good time.
I hear that strippers gravitate towards female patrons, so your group is probably gonna get some extra attention. Try and get one of them to pay for a lap dance for you. LOL. Strip clubs are not my thing, but I have been to a few for business, I usually just cross my legs(that is lap is closed for dances position) and have a beer. (been like 20 years though) |
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Posted: 9/27/2024 5:03:13 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By jsnappa: lol. 33 years working with nurses, direct knowledge of dozens of relationships between colleagues, only heard of one HR complaint. Also, women who go to strip clubs don’t file HR complaints. I can't tell you how many people I escorted out during my career....lol |
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Posted: 9/27/2024 5:03:58 PM EDT
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In before op’s “how do you treat pink eye” thread.
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