Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Yeah, there were bigger carnivores, probably smarter ones, scarier, etc.
I like the T-Rex because of those ridiculously stubby arms. You know he got his ass handed to him everytime in the boxing ring and he could only wear flip flops to school which meant he never got laid either. I mean, how much of a chance does a guy have that got punched out by a hadrosaur because of his stupid flip flops. Boy, talk about rough teen years!
And add the fact in that since he's got those stubby little thalidomide arms and gets his ass kicked by herbivores and he can't get laid, not only thst but he can't reach down to crank one out. Can't. Fucking. Reach his own dick.
He's got a big mouth, a gnarly set of choppers, and he's getting even. He's got a permanent bad fucking mood and he's going to tooth-fuck all you mother fuckers for this.
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