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The dropouts are probably the smart ones. June in Houston Texas? Last year nearly ended me. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
The dropouts are probably the smart ones. June in Houston Texas? Last year nearly ended me. Lol |
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The dropouts are probably the smart ones. June in Houston Texas? Last year nearly ended me. View Quote now i'm scheduled for a stress test on thursday. on the plus side, my heart meds will probably be toxic to the skeeters. |
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JWBarrett is ready to puke!! Someone get him on the list so I have someone to share my sleeping bag with
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$1200 should cover beer easily. 5 kegs and 240 pounds of ice.
I guess meals will be about $1800-2200. |
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Never been any need to claim donations in the past, as there was no public shaming. View Quote They said "Look for the skinny viking beard looking dude." So I handed a wad of cash to the guy with a great big beard. I think it got to you. |
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Someone want to PM me the address for 5320.20?
Kinda urgent, today is the last day I can send in for a while. ETA: Got it thanks! |
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Unfortunately I'm going to have to drop.
Fortunately its because the Air Force has me assigned to come back to ROTC summer training as a Trainer this summer and I don't have the time to squeeze this in right before I leave. |
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Well, fuck.
I'm out. I'm slotted for pre-mobilization training from 30MAY - 15JUN, so y'all have fun and puke gloriously. Headed to Fort Bliss right around the time of Classic, so I miss that one, too. Too bad I can't submit CW participation as training in lieu of the regular common tasks. Hmmmm.... |
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Well, fuck. I'm out. I'm slotted for pre-mobilization training from 30MAY - 15JUN, so y'all have fun and puke gloriously. Headed to Fort Bliss right around the time of Classic, so I miss that one, too. Too bad I can't submit CW participation as training in lieu of the regular common tasks. Hmmmm.... View Quote |
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Well, fuck. I'm out. I'm slotted for pre-mobilization training from 30MAY - 15JUN, so y'all have fun and puke gloriously. Headed to Fort Bliss right around the time of Classic, so I miss that one, too. Too bad I can't submit CW participation as training in lieu of the regular common tasks. Hmmmm.... Dammit, Big Army! You know, we might need a Cola Warrior .mil edition for the deployed types. |
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Well since you'll be in Texas anyway, might as well come on out after you get off from a day of training and we'll make a run happen for you.
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Well, fuck. I'm out. I'm slotted for pre-mobilization training from 30MAY - 15JUN, so y'all have fun and puke gloriously. Headed to Fort Bliss right around the time of Classic, so I miss that one, too. Too bad I can't submit CW participation as training in lieu of the regular common tasks. Hmmmm.... |
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Any ideas when early runs will begin? @teeli View Quote I'm going to shoot for the following weekend, but no promises yet. I'll announce in thread as soon as we are definitively open for early runs. |
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Never been any need to claim donations in the past, as there was no public shaming. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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Food and beer fund is looking good. 1500$. But it could be better.
40 of you have donated. It is much appreciated. Event is 3 weeks out. Pepper your angus. The colawars are almost upon us. |
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Food and beer fund is looking good. 1500$. But it could be better. 40 of you have donated. It is much appreciated. Event is 3 weeks out. Pepper your angus. The colawars are almost upon us. View Quote Also realizing I'm a little behind on strength training. By a little behind, I mean approximate 35+ years. |
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Targets are supposed to be here Thursday, With angle iron here monday and brackets here wednsday or thursday. So i'll probably be busy welding all day thursday (or friday) depending on when they get here. I'm going to shoot for the following weekend, but no promises yet. I'll announce in thread as soon as we are definitively open for early runs. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Any ideas when early runs will begin? @teeli I'm going to shoot for the following weekend, but no promises yet. I'll announce in thread as soon as we are definitively open for early runs. Maybe drink a beer and watch other people work. |
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Targets are supposed to be here Thursday, With angle iron here monday and brackets here wednsday or thursday. So i'll probably be busy welding all day thursday (or friday) depending on when they get here. I'm going to shoot for the following weekend, but no promises yet. I'll announce in thread as soon as we are definitively open for early runs. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Any ideas when early runs will begin? @teeli I'm going to shoot for the following weekend, but no promises yet. I'll announce in thread as soon as we are definitively open for early runs. |
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Got the 7th through the 11th off from work. See you bastards there. I'll be leaving the afternoon of the 7th if anyone around the San Antonio area needs a ride. It's lonely in my F150 and I could use some road head.
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Got the 7th through the 11th off from work. See you bastards there. I'll be leaving the afternoon of the 7th if anyone around the San Antonio area needs a ride. It's lonely in my F150 and I could use some road head. View Quote |
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Sent you an IM @wormgod. I plan on leaving on the 7th and returning the morning of the 11th. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Got the 7th through the 11th off from work. See you bastards there. I'll be leaving the afternoon of the 7th if anyone around the San Antonio area needs a ride. It's lonely in my F150 and I could use some road head. |
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Talley can provide references to the quality of the road head. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Got the 7th through the 11th off from work. See you bastards there. I'll be leaving the afternoon of the 7th if anyone around the San Antonio area needs a ride. It's lonely in my F150 and I could use some road head. |
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Got the 7th through the 11th off from work. See you bastards there. I'll be leaving the afternoon of the 7th if anyone around the San Antonio area needs a ride. It's lonely in my F150 and I could use some road head. |
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1. Acquire SKD PIG Gloves*
2. Wear them during your run 3. Have someone take pics of your run 4. ????? 5. Profit *If you don't have PIG gloves, you will. |
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While I may acquire a pair, I doubt very much I will ever be able to wear them. Gloves to fit me a few and far between. I hope gloves aren't going to be helpful on the obstacles. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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Unfortunately, no. We'll be at Fort Hood for most of August, and the training schedule is right on top of the date range for Classic. Dammit, Big Army! You know, we might need a Cola Warrior .mil edition for the deployed types. View Quote |
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I would like to pose a scene to you. Its late afternoon, one might say almost dusk. You are in a South Texas swamp. Its mid June and about 100 degrees outside. You talked some smack on the innanets, and now you are being forced to put your money where your mouth is. You sit down to prove your manhood, and wolf down bowl of nuclear chili. You keep a straight face and sweat your way through the bowl. You have some drinks, no one begrudges you that. You laugh and joke, and everyone is impressed that you finished the bowl and gives you a "good job bro" and a pat on the back. But secretly.... they are all giggling like child on the inside. Because they know.... What goes in, must come out. Its the next day. You finish your run of the course, and all of a sudden it hits you. You make a break for the portajohn, rip the door open and then slam it shut. Its 110 degrees inside and smells like Satan's Butthole. You then proceed to destroy the portajohn even further with something that feels like hot liquid lava spewing from your hind end. While you are sitting there, regretting your life choices, breathing in the rancid hot smell of digested chili, you realize something. They fed you sugarfree peeps on your run, just for the Lulz. Now you try to pull it together and compose yourself, but there is a problem. You have destroyed your O-ring and it burns. Then you have another epiphany... You will now have to waddle around the camp with a bunghole that wont stop burning for the rest of the duration of the event. Moral of the story. Its not wise to boast at the ColaWars. Someone will call you out, and hilarity will ensue. Such is the nature of the frat boy antics that are the ColaWars. View Quote |
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