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Posted: 2/9/2019 9:06:59 PM EDT
Volenteered to stop and get a couple things after getting a beard trim, the wife turned a few things into a huge list.
So I get to Walmart in the middle of snowmageddon and after spending an hour tracking down all of the random shit she desired I proceeded to the checkout. All of the lines were out to the clothing and there was a general sense of panic. The 2 beasts in front of me finally got done being rung up and the smaller of the 2, (about 450lbs and looks like a beach ball with toothpicks for arms and legs) asks the geriatric who's running the checkout. "Can I apply for a Walmart credit card" and proceeds to fill out a fucking credit card app to pay for her cart of junk food. Rant over 3/10 |
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Not even 10 days into the month and she ate up all her food stamp food already?
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Soneone else trims your beard?
Like a hairdresser? You are too fancy for walmart |
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WalMart has been running a deal where you get $75 credit if you apply for a card.
It just so happened that day they had Federal 30-30 for $7 a box. |
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You go somewhere to have your beard trimmed? View Quote Quoted:
Snow in Mexico? View Quote Quoted:
Soneone else trims your beard? Like a hairdresser? You are too fancy for walmart View Quote |
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"Getting my beard trimmed" sounds like slang for something much seedier...
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You go somewhere to have your beard trimmed? View Quote |
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Volenteered to stop and get a couple things after getting a beard trim, the wife turned a few things into a huge list. So I get to Walmart in the middle of snowmageddon and after spending an hour tracking down all of the random shit she desired I proceeded to the checkout. All of the lines were out to the clothing and there was a general sense of panic. The 2 beasts in front of me finally got done being rung up and the smaller of the 2, (about 450lbs and looks like a beach ball with toothpicks for arms and legs) asks the geriatric who's running the checkout. "Can I apply for a Walmart credit card" and proceeds to fill out a fucking credit card app to pay for her cart of junk food. Rant over 3/10 View Quote |
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You should have bought a Wahl trimmer that's made in America while you where there.
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Gets his beard trimmed by another man.
Shops at Walmart. Arfcom to the max. |
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Gets his beard trimmed by another man. Shops at Walmart. Arfcom to the max. View Quote Attached File |
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I've never been that jealous that someone else had better credit than me
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Dude, you have ruined yourself in GD today.
Gonna have to stay out of here until this blows over. |
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Stopped me in my tracks! Does the man not own a pair of scissors!? Can’t imagine paying for that..... Guess I’m cheap. Or poor. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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You go somewhere to have your beard trimmed? Does the man not own a pair of scissors!? Can’t imagine paying for that..... Guess I’m cheap. Or poor. This sounds like a sneaky humble brag thread. |
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As I've gotten older, I have no patience for BS like that. I would have abandoned the cart and walked out.
Then again, I don't have someone else trim my beard... |
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I would rather pay someone to go to Walmart for me. Than pay someone to trim my beard.
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Volenteered to stop and get a couple things after getting a beard trim, the wife turned a few things into a huge list. So I get to Walmart in the middle of snowmageddon and after spending an hour tracking down all of the random shit she desired I proceeded to the checkout. All of the lines were out to the clothing and there was a general sense of panic. The 2 beasts in front of me finally got done being rung up and the smaller of the 2, (about 450lbs and looks like a beach ball with toothpicks for arms and legs) asks the geriatric who's running the checkout. "Can I apply for a Walmart credit card" and proceeds to fill out a fucking credit card app to pay for her cart of junk food. Rant over 3/10 View Quote You need to take remedial English |
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Gets beard trimmed- high end classy rich mofo
Goes to Walmart- low class scum of society End result- middle class |
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Nothing but if you buy crap and worthless items on credit you are doing it wrong. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Whats wrong with getting a credit card? I buy groceries on my credit card all the time and pay it off within 24 hours Or is it because they are fat so they must be dumb? I'm fat and mostly not dumb. |
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First off, I quit reading after you said you went somewhere for a beard trimming. The fuck is that gay shit all about?
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These Walmart stories let me know what I'm missing by never shopping in there.
Thanks. |
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OP derailed his own thread by mentioning the beard trimming.
Sorry OP, but Arfcom gonna Arfcom. |
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Stopped me in my tracks! Does the man not own a pair of scissors!? Can’t imagine paying for that..... Guess I’m cheap. Or poor. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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OP'S "wife" made a "list"..
Thinking the "wife" may be the"Beard" |
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Why would i care if another person uses a credit card in a wrong way? I buy groceries on my credit card all the time and pay it off within 24 hours Or is it because they are fat so they must be dumb? I'm fat and mostly not dumb. View Quote |
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Op ,that would have pissed me off too .I've noticed lately a lot of people who reply to posts on here are smart asses . I think they are liberals who have joined to disrupt the site .Either that or they have low self-esteem and need to cut others down to feel better . To the smart asses ,if you don't like my post ,bite me . Damn fruit cakes. End of My rant .3/10
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