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Posted: 5/17/2024 3:21:23 PM EDT
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Quoted: I gotta say if I had a million dollars I would just do nothing for the rest of my life. https://i.imgur.com/U7fbbSf.gif View Quote |
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I literally have started wearing Hawaiian shirts on Fridays....
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I guess with two chicks, you can find stuff to do.
If nothing else, you’ll be very well fed, and your house would be very clean. |
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Quoted: I gotta say if I had a million dollars I would just do nothing for the rest of my life. https://i.imgur.com/U7fbbSf.gif View Quote A million dollars isn't going to get you very far. |
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The options aren’t mutually exclusive. Why can’t I spend my newly acquired free time to search out 2 chicks to do at the same time?
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Quoted: A million dollars isn't going to get you very far. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I gotta say if I had a million dollars I would just do nothing for the rest of my life. https://i.imgur.com/U7fbbSf.gif A million dollars isn't going to get you very far. |
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Quoted: A million dollars isn't going to get you very far. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I gotta say if I had a million dollars I would just do nothing for the rest of my life. https://i.imgur.com/U7fbbSf.gif A million dollars isn't going to get you very far. A million dollars free and clear can generate 40-50k per year in interest in a money market account with minimal risk. You won’t be living in the lap of luxury, but you can go far with that. |
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am I doing two chicks at the same time for the rest of my life or just one night?
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You say if a genie appeared before you and gave you a choice. A one time deal of two chicks at the same time or being financially set the rest of your life.
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You don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man
Hell, look at my cousin, he's broke and he don't do shit. |
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I'm lost on the question?
Is the choice a million dollar or two chicks at the same time (just once)? I'll take the million. Is the choice a million dollars or two chicks at the same time every night for the rest of my life? I'm married. Even if I were single...I'd still probably take the million. Is the choice to be independently wealthy and not have to work ever again or two chicks....pffft...not even a question. I'm I'm suddenly wealthy enough to never have to work again, I'm wealthy enough to have two chicks at the same time (assuming I'm single). |
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Quoted: I'm lost on the question? Is the choice a million dollar or two chicks at the same time (just once)? I'll take the million. Is the choice a million dollars or two chicks at the same time every night for the rest of my life? I'm married. Even if I were single...I'd still probably take the million. Is the choice to be independently wealthy and not have to work ever again or two chicks....pffft...not even a question. I'm I'm suddenly wealthy enough to never have to work again, I'm wealthy enough to have two chicks at the same time (assuming I'm single). View Quote You win a million dollars. You can invest the money and do nothing the rest of your life. Or you can pay two chicks a million dollars to double up on you. Chicks dig dudes with money. |
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Done both. Don't need money for a twofer, even more so recently.
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I will just continue to be faithful to my loving wife, and let the OP consider the path his sad life has followed to consider this subject.
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I'll take the 1m, I can live without women.
I'd probably have a lot less stress in my life. |
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The median net worth of Americans in 2022 was $192,700, according to the Federal Reserve. That's a $51,555 increase from 2019, roughly a 37% jump and the largest recorded since the Fed began collecting this data in 1989. 5 times the median net worth in America. I'd say that's something. Quick google says that less then 9% of American's have a net worth over a million. That includes home equity. I'd bet the percentage that has a million liquid is much lower. Of course this is GD and everyone is a millionaire |
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Quoted: You win a million dollars. You can invest the money and do nothing the rest of your life. Or you can pay two chicks a million dollars to double up on you. Chicks dig dudes with money. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I'm lost on the question? Is the choice a million dollar or two chicks at the same time (just once)? I'll take the million. Is the choice a million dollars or two chicks at the same time every night for the rest of my life? I'm married. Even if I were single...I'd still probably take the million. Is the choice to be independently wealthy and not have to work ever again or two chicks....pffft...not even a question. I'm I'm suddenly wealthy enough to never have to work again, I'm wealthy enough to have two chicks at the same time (assuming I'm single). You win a million dollars. You can invest the money and do nothing the rest of your life. Or you can pay two chicks a million dollars to double up on you. Chicks dig dudes with money. What does the money matter if you're doing nothing? |
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Girls really aren’t that into money.
I figure the kind of girls that would double up on guy like me are. |
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Quoted: 5 times the median net worth in America. I'd say that's something. Quick google says that less then 9% of American's have a net worth over a million. That includes home equity. I'd bet the percentage that has a million liquid is much lower. Of course this is GD and everyone is a millionaire View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: 2 chicks. million aint shit now. The median net worth of Americans in 2022 was $192,700, according to the Federal Reserve. That's a $51,555 increase from 2019, roughly a 37% jump and the largest recorded since the Fed began collecting this data in 1989. 5 times the median net worth in America. I'd say that's something. Quick google says that less then 9% of American's have a net worth over a million. That includes home equity. I'd bet the percentage that has a million liquid is much lower. Of course this is GD and everyone is a millionaire Median is kind of worthless, unless it’s “median net worth of retired individuals who don’t have a pension or social security.” Yeah people in their 20s have no net worth but it doesn’t mean a million will let you retire. |
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Quoted: A million dollars isn't going to get you very far. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I gotta say if I had a million dollars I would just do nothing for the rest of my life. https://i.imgur.com/U7fbbSf.gif A million dollars isn't going to get you very far. If you're 25, no. If you're 65....... |
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I’ll take do nothing.
I can’t handle the disappointment of two women after only lasting about 30 seconds. |
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Quoted: I gotta say if I had a million dollars I would just do nothing for the rest of my life. https://i.imgur.com/U7fbbSf.gif View Quote Absolutely. |
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If I'm going to be doing two chicks at the same time, I'll need that million dollars to have a custom a sex chair made.
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These profound questions of life are obviously alcohol related.
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I could easily live on 50K a year, especially if I didn’t have any work expenses.
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