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Posted: 2/1/2014 2:05:17 PM EDT
Buddy of mine went into Barnes and Noble after hitting the cigar bar. My buddy open carries which is cool I don't as I tend to frighten the leaf eaters around here. They had a JBT at the entrance of B&A, as we were leaving he with his Stephen King book me with my two Robert Conroy books. My buddy asks the JBT if this was the detail they give to all the nerd cops.
The JBT smiles and says that it is were they send guys to get hit on by bored housewives. He then asks what type of holster my buddy as XD in. He then asks how much it was trying to pretend like he was interested in buying one..... I saw right through it and interrupted my buddies conversation with him. "Are we being Detained?!?!?!?!?!?! " He tried to look at me all confused like I couldn't see through his ruse and said "uh......... you guys walked up to me, I don't get it?" I repeated my question and added that I'd like to have an attorney present for my interrogation. The JBT looked at me sideways and said slyly trying to maneuver for room... "Sir I haven't asked you anything, are you OK?"Then I realised how slick this JBT was because he made my buddy ask "Hey dude did you just stroke out or something?" I returned my attention to the JBT and Demanded "AM I BEING DETAINED?" The JBT Replied "No sir you are still not being detained." I saw where he was trying to go with this so I asked him "Am I free to go?" He looked at me like I had just sprung a turgid phallus from my forehead and slyly said. "Uh.............. Yeah." So I combat rolled out of the book store, in the process some old lady pepper sprayed me. |
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He should have shot you, thus eliminating one more idiot in the world. |
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Buddy of mine went into Barnes and Noble after hitting the cigar bar. My buddy open carries which is cool I don't as I tend to frighten the leaf eaters around here. They had a JBT at the entrance of B&A, as we were leaving he with his Stephen King book me with my two Robert Conroy books. My buddy asks the JBT if this was the detail they give to all the nerd cops. The JBT smiles and says that it is were they send guys to get hit on by bored housewives. He then asks what type of holster my buddy as XD in. He then asks how much it was trying to pretend like he was interested in buying one..... I saw right through it and interrupted my buddies conversation with him. "Are we being Detained?!?!?!?!?!?! " He tried to look at me all confused like I couldn't see through his ruse and said "uh......... you guys walked up to me, I don't get it?" I repeated my question and added that I'd like to have an attorney present for my interrogation. The JBT looked at me sideways and said slyly trying to maneuver for room... "Sir I haven't asked you anything, are you OK?"Then I realised how slick this JBT was because he made my buddy ask "Hey dude did you just stroke out or something?" I returned my attention to the JBT and Demanded "AM I BEING DETAINED?" The JBT Replied "No sir you are still not being detained." I saw where he was trying to go with this so I asked him "Am I free to go?" He looked at me like I had just sprung a turgid phallus from my forehead and slyly said. "Uh.............. So I combat rolled out of the book store, in the process some old lady pepper sprayed me. View Quote Your first mistake was that you failed to blade at 45. Typical 13er mistake. Learn from it. |
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Getting pepper sprayed by a little old lady mid-combat roll has gotta suck.
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Cool story, but I have a few questions.
What's a B&A? What kind of holster was your buddy using? Did your buddy break up with you? Is your buddy now dating the JBT? |
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No blading. No fucks given.
You fail. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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When I see someone with a shitload of posts only in GD and no EE feedback I pretty much start thinking troll.
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That IS funny I had altercation with a Barnes and Noble at a JBT today.
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"He looked at me like I had just sprung a turgid phallus from my forehead"
?like? I'm thinking it was easily identifiable. |
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That was a much needed laugh.
I've been feeling kind of depressed for the last 1-2 days.... really needed that.
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OP forgot to change his state from AZ to CO. Clearly he has been smoking something.
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i don't sell a damn thing in the EE. Too many nutcases and criminals about. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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When I see someone with a shitload of posts only in GD and no EE feedback I pretty much start thinking troll. i don't sell a damn thing in the EE. Too many nutcases and criminals about. Case in point. |
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When I see someone with a shitload of posts only in GD and no EE feedback I pretty much start thinking troll. i don't sell a damn thing in the EE. Too many nutcases and criminals about. Case in point. Also, case in point. |
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I've heard alternate versions of this tale, where me and my buddy just talked to the Cop about guns and knives then admired some of the hotties in there... But I assure you that is unreliable at best. If not down right slander.
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Next time you should combat roll into the B&N, they'll never see that coming.
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I've heard alternate versions of this tale, where me and my buddy just talked to the Cop about guns and knives then admired some of the hotties in there... But I assure you that is unreliable at best. If not down right slander. View Quote So you created Joinder? Congrats, I bet the founding fathers are proud. Way to give up your rights. |
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8/10, had the pepper spray wielding old lady been driving a Prius eating chili with beans you'd have all your bases covered.
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So you created Joinder? Congrats, I bet the founding fathers are proud. Way to give up your rights. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I've heard alternate versions of this tale, where me and my buddy just talked to the Cop about guns and knives then admired some of the hotties in there... But I assure you that is unreliable at best. If not down right slander. So you created Joinder? Congrats, I bet the founding fathers are proud. Way to give up your rights. SLANDER!!!!!!! SLANDER I SAY!!!!!!! |
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This was a failure as soon as you mentioned Stephen King. He is a massive anti.
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<a href="http://s1188.photobucket.com/user/Qbore257/media/BLADE_at_45.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/z403/Qbore257/BLADE_at_45.jpg</a> Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Okay, I'm a moron. What is "blade at 45"? <a href="http://s1188.photobucket.com/user/Qbore257/media/BLADE_at_45.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/z403/Qbore257/BLADE_at_45.jpg</a> Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile thats not a 45 |
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You have to read the Wal-Mart thread for all the Arfcom memes View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Okay, I'm a moron. What is "blade at 45"? You have to read the Wal-Mart thread for all the Arfcom memes Wally world thread does not have McUzi's rant in it. |
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