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Posted: 10/10/2020 9:27:06 PM EDT
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Having a red-faced maniac screaming in my face at 4 AM always seemed like sort of a downer to me...
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Pink bellies FTL!
I however was a member of the Skivvy Ninjas at NAS Millington, TN 1991. |
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How many jacks is this for you, Lieutenant?
Thirty eight... simulated. How many combat jacks? Uh, two. Including this one. |
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Well at least you never tried. I did and got permanently disqualified over that fucking hearing test. Still can't get over it.
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I have regrets not staying in. Enlisted 71-74. Don't beat yourself up dude. Keep
chugging along. Be positive, and a patriot. And vote your heart. |
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I never saw combat... but, here's a perspective from some friends of mine that have... they were never sure if they were coming back from a mission, so take every opportunity you can because it might be your last chance.
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Fear of missing out is a thing. For every success story there’s a guy who looks forward to getting fucked by Uncle Sam.
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Don't worry about it OP. Besides if you had joined, you would never be able to mention how you would have punched a drill sergeant in the mouth if they got in your face. You can still make that statement.
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Quoted: Bro, “don’t ask/don’t tell” was overturned years ago. You’re good. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Always gotta look on the bright side Bro, “don’t ask/don’t tell” was overturned years ago. You’re good. I've always been too fat, now I'm also too old |
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By the time I realized I could make my own decisions I was too much of a pussy
I like to think I'm helping though. |
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At 50 years old and 28 years from ETS I'm still not afraid to rub one out in a porta poti.
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Quoted: Then I see memes like this and think "ok, maybe missing out on that experience isn't all bad" https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/58021/E0B091BF-717E-4A5A-B47D-4997AB4B6171-1629948.jpg View Quote |
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Quoted: Thats ok the military doesn't regret that you didn't. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Of course they don't, if I was the kind of guy they wanted they'd have had me. But here we are and all I can do is post memes and raise my kids smart enough to not make my mistakes Quoted: Quoted: Then I see memes like this and think "ok, maybe missing out on that experience isn't all bad" https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/58021/E0B091BF-717E-4A5A-B47D-4997AB4B6171-1629948.jpg I mean, I feel like some push-ups outside might work equally well, and you'd spare yourself the trouble of "cleaning up" with that TP that dissolves immediately |
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Quoted: As I get older, I wish I could retire somewhat young View Quote I talked to the marines after high school. A buddy from wrestling was already in and he called me at the recruiting office. I said I dont know about this boot camp thing. He said it's no problem, its like a really long wrestling camp. Um, no, I'm good. I did remodel another recruiting office years later. You can't imagine the things I've seen. |
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Quoted: I don't know, hmm I can make it two or three days now, I couldn't at 20. So, I never have. I won't say it's never crossed my mind though. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: So we know people have done it at regular war, but have people rubbed one out in the portashitter at Cola War? I don't know, hmm I can make it two or three days now, I couldn't at 20. So, I never have. I won't say it's never crossed my mind though. Attached File |
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I wanted to join. Uncle Sam wouldn’t take me for medical reasons
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Supposed to be so simple now that even a complete retard can pass Basic.
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Sometimes there's a medical reason to rub one out.
I had a buddy in 4-2 ACR that was having some prostate issues. Doc told him to punch the Pope at least 3 times a day. So we get on an NTC rotation and because of his "issue" he gets assigned to be a TOC bitch. OC's are doing their normal back row hush hush scribble scribble and my buddy stands up and announces "well, time to go beat my meat" and walks for the nearest porta shitter. OC's are looking at each other like WTF? About mid spanking, Dr Doom (CS trailer) rolls through the area and out comes my buddy, pants around his ankles, porn mags flying, and his mask on sideways. |
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If your still living with parents working a dead in job and on your 2 or 3rd dui, yeah you should have joined
If your stable and taking care of you and yours be thankful you dont have bad knees and a drinking problem |
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plenty of good ways to serve this country as a civilian, behind the scenes is a humble way to operate.
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When someone would knock on the door I’d yell “AHHhH Great, now I gotta start all over again!”
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Weird, sometimes I have regrets about joining the military.
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There's a certain point that you reach where you just dont care anymore and dudes are walking to the shitters with laptops
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Quoted: Then I see memes like this and think "ok, maybe missing out on that experience isn't all bad" https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/58021/E0B091BF-717E-4A5A-B47D-4997AB4B6171-1629948.jpg View Quote (Yeah, I've been out that long.) |
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