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Posted: 4/28/2024 11:54:04 AM EDT
Gravy SEAL A gravy SEAL is a person either belonging to a militia group or has an unhealthy obsession with the military, guns, and anti-government views, but was never actually in the military due to either being grossly out of shape, mentally unfit, or just too dumb to function. Years of dead end jobs and poor diet have made white, middle aged men very upset. Some express that anger through squeezing into a paintball vest that sits just above their beer gut, and sit in the woods to shoot beer cans and talk about how they'll protect THE GREAT US of A from the evil hippies that love ISIS, hate Jesus, and probably have satanic rituals to sacrifice kids they keep held in a DC pizza shop. Although a term of mockery, Gravy SEALs should be taken seriously, as they are deluded AND have access to copious amounts of arms, and plenty of just as delusional friends to back them up. They may be fat, unhealthy, conspiracy nuts, but they have real guns. Tl;dr - military wannabe LARPers, but with actual guns. Ex: I was going to eat lunch at Chapman park, but apparently the gravy SEALs have been deployed there for some rally. Ex: Those guys are so spineless. They stamp and holler and threaten to send in their gravy SEALs, but then decide to cancel and whimper about it being unsafe. View Quote attrib urbandictionary.com |
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I was a 69 bravo door gunner on the space shuttle also 87 bravo FOB cat-rancher.
2 tours in the "Stan" "Meal team 6 the 4th bacon regimen" |
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So who gets to write the submissions for urban dictionary? I could certainly come up with some good descriptions for liberals, democrats, snowflakes, Antifa, BLM, etc.
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What about the guys who are in their 50's and the greatest accomplishment of their life seems to be some football play they claim happened in high school?
They swear if "coach" had ever seen them play they would have been playing on Saturdays at the "university". |
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I feel like I should be offended. Or at least the 50 extra pounds of me should be...
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View Quote Which Washington State member is that? |
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Quoted: What about the guys who are in their 50's and the greatest accomplishment of their life seems to be some football play they claim happened in high school? They swear if "coach" had ever seen them play they would have been playing on Saturdays at the "university". View Quote There are a few here. One even claims to have a 140 IQ. |
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View Quote Hmm ... Trap him in something where he has to bend at the gut to survive. He'd be a goner. |
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View Quote Hehehehe! What a yard sale in a fight. It'd be too dangerous to get near him if he ever spun into death blossom. Tornadic Tostino. |
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So, we make fun of basement dwellers who never leave the house.....
Aaaaaaand..... We make fun of guys who get outside and try to develop skills. I'm sensing a pattern, here. |
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Quoted: AFAIK that was coined in 2020 by communists to mock what they thought were people of Italian descent (who stereotypically eat pasta and gravy, hence by the standards of progressives it's a bigoted term) who showed up to prevent their local park and neighborhoods from being trashed by Antifa and BLM terrorists. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/31782/IMG_20200617_183933757-1466036.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/31782/IMG_20200615_184145087-1463344.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/31782/fishtown-1517563.jpg The term was fully embraced by residents: https://i.etsystatic.com/25244888/r/il/797715/2868266230/il_1140xN.2868266230_kpjr.jpg View Quote Came here for this. AIUI, some of the antifags fucked around and found out from those guys. |
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Quoted: What about the guys who are in their 50's and the greatest accomplishment of their life seems to be some football play they claim happened in high school? They swear if "coach" had ever seen them play they would have been playing on Saturdays at the "university". View Quote 4 touchdowns in 1 game. |
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Quoted: So who gets to write the submissions for urban dictionary? I could certainly come up with some good descriptions for liberals, democrats, snowflakes, Antifa, BLM, etc. View Quote I think by default, the oldest definitions are what pops up for most people, so of course the definition for “antifa” is full-delusional communist. In spite of this being the most up-voted definition, by far: “A left wing organization that uses terroristic tactics and violence against others that don’t agree with their far left wing policies. Usually supported by far left liberal lunatics who have no respect for the law. Antifa has been responsible for a lot of rioting going on in liberal cities such as Portland and Seattle. by GOP member May 4, 2021” |
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Quoted: So who gets to write the submissions for urban dictionary? I could certainly come up with some good descriptions for liberals, democrats, snowflakes, Antifa, BLM, etc. View Quote I've entered a couple. Look up "Arachnajig," the special dance you do when you walk into an invisible spider web. I also entered "Roadrunner Traffic." This occurs when you walk out to your car and the roads are clear. You open the door and the roads are clear. You start your engine and the roads are clear. You put your turn signal signal on and the roads are crazy. Like when the Roadrunner runs through the intersection safely, but the Coyote touches the road with his toe and it's solid wall-to-wall traffic, blowing horns and beeping at him. |
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View Quote If that knife on the lower right side doesn't have a compass, fishing kit and water proof matches, then he isn't a proper operator. |
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Quoted: AFAIK that was coined in 2020 by communists to mock what they thought were people of Italian descent (who stereotypically eat pasta and gravy, hence by the standards of progressives it's a bigoted term) who showed up to prevent their local park and neighborhoods from being trashed by Antifa and BLM terrorists. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/31782/IMG_20200617_183933757-1466036.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/31782/IMG_20200615_184145087-1463344.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/31782/fishtown-1517563.jpg The term was fully embraced by residents: https://i.etsystatic.com/25244888/r/il/797715/2868266230/il_1140xN.2868266230_kpjr.jpg View Quote Been around much much longer than 2020. It was already in use well before the left co-opted it because they are unoriginal and can't meme worth a shit Edit: also, there is no such thing as gravy in Italian cuisine |
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Quoted: Been around much much longer than 2020. It was already in use well before the left co-opted it because they are unoriginal and can't meme worth a shit Edit: also, there is no such thing as gravy in Italian cuisine View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: AFAIK that was coined in 2020 by communists to mock what they thought were people of Italian descent (who stereotypically eat pasta and gravy, hence by the standards of progressives it's a bigoted term) who showed up to prevent their local park and neighborhoods from being trashed by Antifa and BLM terrorists. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/31782/IMG_20200617_183933757-1466036.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/31782/IMG_20200615_184145087-1463344.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/31782/fishtown-1517563.jpg The term was fully embraced by residents: https://i.etsystatic.com/25244888/r/il/797715/2868266230/il_1140xN.2868266230_kpjr.jpg Been around much much longer than 2020. It was already in use well before the left co-opted it because they are unoriginal and can't meme worth a shit Edit: also, there is no such thing as gravy in Italian cuisine Yes there is, but non Italians call it marinara sauce. |
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Quoted: Yes there is, but non Italians call it marinara sauce. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: AFAIK that was coined in 2020 by communists to mock what they thought were people of Italian descent (who stereotypically eat pasta and gravy, hence by the standards of progressives it's a bigoted term) who showed up to prevent their local park and neighborhoods from being trashed by Antifa and BLM terrorists. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/31782/IMG_20200617_183933757-1466036.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/31782/IMG_20200615_184145087-1463344.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/31782/fishtown-1517563.jpg The term was fully embraced by residents: https://i.etsystatic.com/25244888/r/il/797715/2868266230/il_1140xN.2868266230_kpjr.jpg Been around much much longer than 2020. It was already in use well before the left co-opted it because they are unoriginal and can't meme worth a shit Edit: also, there is no such thing as gravy in Italian cuisine Yes there is, but non Italians call it marinara sauce. Having lived in Italy, I have never heard a single Italian say that |
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Quoted: Having lived in Italy, I have never heard a single Italian say that View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: AFAIK that was coined in 2020 by communists to mock what they thought were people of Italian descent (who stereotypically eat pasta and gravy, hence by the standards of progressives it's a bigoted term) who showed up to prevent their local park and neighborhoods from being trashed by Antifa and BLM terrorists. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/31782/IMG_20200617_183933757-1466036.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/31782/IMG_20200615_184145087-1463344.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/31782/fishtown-1517563.jpg The term was fully embraced by residents: https://i.etsystatic.com/25244888/r/il/797715/2868266230/il_1140xN.2868266230_kpjr.jpg Been around much much longer than 2020. It was already in use well before the left co-opted it because they are unoriginal and can't meme worth a shit Edit: also, there is no such thing as gravy in Italian cuisine Yes there is, but non Italians call it marinara sauce. Having lived in Italy, I have never heard a single Italian say that Perhaps it's just Italian Americans trying to sound cool. |
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View Quote Tell the truth, Jesus hates a liar. |
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Quoted: This begs the question: why do you know that? Tell the truth, Jesus hates a liar. View Quote Facebook ad. Somebody in GD linked to Facebook for a car or something and it was on the first page of ads. Somebody was selling theirs... ETA: no. I did not buy it. I hate the whole idea of the Waffke- SS still existing. |
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When they get to the point that all they have left is feeble attempts to dehumanize their enemy you know their literally scared shitless.
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