GOD told me Kerry wins! - Page 2

General » General Discussion

Site Notices

TNVC Announces Discontinuation of Select Filmed Green Systems--Inventory Closeouts and Others!

12G Shotgun Hall of Famer | The Remington 870 Review

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - GOD told me Kerry wins! (Page 2 of 2)

Posted: 11/2/2004 7:00:38 AM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
Your actions make secret service agents angry.

But this thread will make thier job just that much easier.

Posted: 11/2/2004 7:02:10 AM EDT

[#2]

Wow he dissapeared, he usually hangs out and trolls. Must be hanging his panties out on the line or something

Posted: 11/2/2004 7:04:24 AM EDT

[#3]

.........and your Glock didn't blow up on you? You must have done something wrong. Repeat the test.

Posted: 11/2/2004 7:10:42 AM EDT

[#4]

Yes, it's true, Kerry is dickless!

Posted: 11/2/2004 7:14:13 AM EDT

[#5]

see now this is why i think abortion is necessary

Posted: 11/2/2004 7:18:35 AM EDT

[#6]

Awwww....Wart is just having some fun. Let him.

It is nice that they teach the special kids to type.

Posted: 11/2/2004 7:20:37 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Yes, it's true. Happened a couple days a ago.

But...Me, being a atheistic heathen dog (meaning I'm one of the few sane people left in this fantasy and superstition driven society) didn't believe him.

And HE even gave me #'s 284-254

SO. I had these two cutout full size boards of Kerry and Bush. I set 'em up in my yard, got the Glock 9mm out, moved 50 yards away (so as not to be too accurate) and said a prayer,

"Oh mighty God, I shall raise my mighty Glock and fire ten at thy cutout's. YOU in your mighty wisdom will guide thy divine bullets, so as to mortally injure the cardboard figure who will lose on Tuesday, OK? He didn't answer, but I heard a bird sing, so I figure that was close enough and more than what most Christians get from their prayers."

So i raised the gun and fired 10 quick ones.

Got Kerry in the thigh, in the arm and a direct hit in the penis. Got Bush in the leg, in the foot and in the neck (probably a mortal wound).

So it was confirmed by God and Gun. Kerry wins.

Do you work hard to make up this shit, or does it just come to you naturally?

Posted: 11/2/2004 7:39:06 AM EDT

[#8]

THE SECRET SERVICE HAS READ THIS THREAD AND IS DISPATCHING AN AGENT TO VISIT WART78M AND INVESTIGATE THE POSSIBILITY THAT HE IS A THREAT TO THE PRESIDENT AND A TOTAL TURD SANDWICH.

THANK YOU

Posted: 11/2/2004 8:00:03 AM EDT

[#9]

Troll Douchebag Pimpstick Commie Fuck!

Posted: 11/2/2004 8:05:52 AM EDT

[#10]

Which GOD and who created this GOD of yours?

Posted: 11/2/2004 8:09:24 AM EDT

[#11]

GOD told me Kerry wins!

If your an atheist, GOD would not believe in you either, so I doubt he was talking to you.
You sure it wasn't the other one whispering in your ear?

Posted: 11/2/2004 8:09:32 AM EDT

[#12]

Please don't feed the

, guys.

Posted: 11/2/2004 8:11:02 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Please don't feed the , guys.

Well, can I poke him with a sharp stick then?

Posted: 11/2/2004 8:13:33 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I am seriously thinking about calling the FBI about this one.

thats alright no need to call,the new trolls don't relized this board is monitored by all the govt. law agencies.

Shit, half the mods and the owner are govt thugs.

Posted: 11/2/2004 8:17:55 AM EDT

[#15]

Giant douche!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 11/2/2004 8:29:50 AM EDT

[#16]

God just called, he wants GPS coordinates for the lightning strike.

I say we just burn the heathen at the stake, along with his Kerry cut-out and "Glock".

Wait- since he's a troll who, in all likelihood, doesn't own a firearm, what are the odds he owns a cut-out of any politician, much less two of them?

Probably the closest he comes is a Blow-Up Betty with a print-out of Kerry's face taped to it.

Posted: 11/2/2004 8:32:29 AM EDT

[#17]

2004

Posted: 11/2/2004 8:33:10 AM EDT

[#18]

Just let this thread die.

Posted: 11/2/2004 8:41:23 AM EDT

[#19]

Too Bad the Glock did KABOOOOOOOOM in your face 78Wartsonyourlip. If the secret service doesnt get ya, that glock eventually will.

Posted: 11/2/2004 8:48:23 AM EDT

[#20]

Allright, I confess. Wart78m is my secondary account! HAHA you fools! while I post Pro-Bush stuff as T-stox, I troll under my alter-ego account .

Bet I had you guys fooled the whole time!

Posted: 11/2/2004 8:49:15 AM EDT

[#21]

Prove it. I'll IM you a word, you post it.

Posted: 11/2/2004 8:52:48 AM EDT

[#22]

Wart,

When Bush wins please apply said gun to yourself in a fatal manner.

Thank You

GOD

Posted: 11/2/2004 8:57:22 AM EDT

[#23]

Wart is a

Read his other posts!

Posted: 11/2/2004 9:04:16 AM EDT

[#24]

WHERE'S WAVE? I CLAIM THIS GUY IS THE DU MOLE!

What do I win?

Posted: 11/2/2004 10:46:44 AM EDT

[#25]

2004

Posted: 11/2/2004 11:36:16 AM EDT

[#26]

7.) Posting topics or discussions with the desire to do the site or community harm. More specifically creating topics meant to disrupt the site's day to day management, disrupt member's resources, or disrupt the ability for the site to function normally.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - GOD told me Kerry wins! (Page 2 of 2)

General » General Discussion

Win a FREE Membership!

Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!

You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.

Warning

Confirm Action

About AR15.COM

Stay Connected

Newsletter

Contact Us