God just called, he wants GPS coordinates for the lightning strike.
I say we just burn the heathen at the stake, along with his Kerry cut-out and "Glock".
Wait- since he's a troll who, in all likelihood, doesn't own a firearm, what are the odds he owns a cut-out of any politician, much less two of them?
Probably the closest he comes is a Blow-Up Betty with a print-out of Kerry's face taped to it.