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Posted: 8/2/2005 4:22:42 AM EDT
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Ever visit northern Maine? |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 4:24:44 AM EDT
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Persephone,
For what it is worth, I am a fairly good looking guy (humble too)  . I have dated my share of beautiful women. Were I to meet either you or SP1Grrl in person, I think I would be so intimidated, my only words would be "thabobsalobb." You are both equally stunning in my eyes.
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Posted: 8/2/2005 4:26:13 AM EDT
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Perse...reminds me of:
"Gargantuan...I love that word...so very rarely get to use it in a sentence..." All I could think of was "sing it, sister!" |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 4:33:59 AM EDT
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Like to the tune of the Dr Pepper song? "I'm an ass-faced monkey, he's an ass-faced monkey, she's an ass-faced monkey, wouldn't you like to be an ass-faced monkey too?"  Here you go: "The gargantuan ass-faced monkey swings from the ugly tree throwing sticks at the passers by." coagulated is a good one too. Icky ewwww.  
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Posted: 8/2/2005 4:38:06 AM EDT
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I thought it was "downeast?" |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 4:43:18 AM EDT
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No no no....downeast is more coast line. Ass-faced monkeys live north of Skowhegan, Maine. I think there's even a hunting season for them, during the rut. But please, let's not contribute to the hijacking of this thread, we'll have a lynch mob of drooling thabobasaloobs after us. lol..listen to me, I should be a mod. |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 4:53:52 AM EDT
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Thaboosalabobs are what WE drool over...sheesh Hokie...if ya know the proper use of Crisco, you can at least get the lingo right in the women shooters forum! |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 5:03:55 AM EDT
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Thank God!!! I grew us (wasn't born there, just raised) in Downeast Maine. Wow, Skowhegan! I haven't heard than name in 20 years! But you are right...if the eyes of those residents get any closer, they would become flounder. |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 5:09:39 AM EDT
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 You guys are a hoot. My avatar is screwed up.  So tired of trying to make one that fits. |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 5:15:25 AM EDT
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I see. That is a pretty fun sounding game. Mind if I give it a whirl? .........let's see, You think my job is tough? You should try scratching the butt of an ass-faced monkey. I'm not very good at it. Patty |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 6:22:31 AM EDT
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As if it were possible to get anything more than a dry wit one-liner out of him. A couple of words is about as far as he'll go these days. Hokie, you can be our resident blubbering goofball. You know we love The Hokie around here. 
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Posted: 8/2/2005 6:27:49 AM EDT
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No... not workin'. Because... well Patty, it doesn't make sense. So you're saying your job is easier than scratching the butt of an ass-faced monkey, therefore the people who DO scratch the butt of an ass-faced monkey shouldn't complain that your job is tough. (Wait, OK, I agree with that, but it's a no brainer.) Lemme try: .......... drawing blanks. This is harder than I thought it'd be. Thinks some more. I can't do it.  ETA: Puttin'... WHY did I edit this thing, I have nothing to add. |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 6:35:12 AM EDT
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Pretty crafty LaRebel, you worked in ass faced monkey twice! Where as my lame excuse of an attempt was merely a fart from the ass faced monkey. Patty
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Posted: 8/2/2005 6:59:37 AM EDT
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Hey! That one DID work!  Just because you put a fancy hat on an ass-faced monkey don't mean you can take him to Sunday dinner. It's like putting (this is where I get lost) ............ ... like putting... whipped cream on oysters. Geez. I don't know. I'm not cut out for this stuff. And if any of you DO eat oysters like that, you're disgusting. (ETA- whew, that was close, glad I didn't say clam...) |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 7:00:51 AM EDT
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Time to put some lipstick on that ass-faced monkey and POST SOME PICS.
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Posted: 8/2/2005 7:39:58 AM EDT
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Just for you Rodent.  
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Posted: 8/2/2005 7:42:23 AM EDT
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I should know by now to be careful what I ask for around here.
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Posted: 8/2/2005 7:50:31 AM EDT
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Well duh. You haven't figured that out by now? (Especially around dv8, he's quick. Or so I hear. )j/k dear.
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Posted: 8/2/2005 7:52:31 AM EDT
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Hey!!!! I'm a man dammit. I do what I want, when I want. 
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Posted: 8/2/2005 7:59:20 AM EDT
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 NOT a trait most men want associated with them, dear...
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Posted: 8/2/2005 8:35:10 AM EDT
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I don't know what you're talking about, gutter freak. 
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Posted: 8/2/2005 8:42:13 AM EDT
[#22]
Um...Is "gutter Freak" a step up from "dork?" I'm just askin'? |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 8:49:11 AM EDT
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just had to say sp1 girl is so hot
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Posted: 8/2/2005 9:03:56 AM EDT
[#24]
I don't like to post in these threads usually... but that calls for a FUGGIN A
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Posted: 8/2/2005 9:05:41 AM EDT
[#25]
'Gutter freak' is a term fondly used to describe one's state of mind. Yours likes to play in the gutter sometimes. (As does mine.) 
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Posted: 8/2/2005 9:12:01 AM EDT
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I know what it means!!!!!!! I'm askin' is it a step up from dork or a step down or <<Shudder>> a lateral move???????? |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 9:31:49 AM EDT
[#27]
Hmmm...let's go with step up. |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 9:45:36 AM EDT
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 Ah. This is SUPPOSED to be my avatar, but it's all fuzzy, can anyone resize it for me? No photoshop though. This is like killin' 2 birds with 1 stone, here's my picture, you can oogle (if it's oogle worthy, dunno) and get it resized all at once. And maybe Hokie will quit his belly achin about my crappy avatar. LOL. |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 9:48:18 AM EDT
[#29]
 I am oogling.
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Posted: 8/2/2005 9:53:12 AM EDT
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This is the best I could do...Great pic, LB. Prepare yourself for the onslaught of IMs. |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 10:00:32 AM EDT
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That's a pretty picture. It doesn't shrink down as well you're right. I'll try but whose that guy that really rocks at this? TheWave? GiggleSmith? I can't remember. General Tao fixed mine - he did a good job. Patty *ETA*  I think its about the same as SPgrrl1's job.
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Posted: 8/2/2005 10:04:49 AM EDT
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 I'll go upload it and we'll see how it works out... seems to take a while to switch over. ETA- Peeeeeerfect. Thank you so much SP1.  It loaded up with no problems.Oh and Patty- I like your new avatar (although the polar bear always made me smile too!). Classy tough girl! |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 10:11:47 AM EDT
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Extremely oogle worthy just to let you know 
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Posted: 8/2/2005 10:18:21 AM EDT
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+1....but would it kill you to smile Maybe you need one of these from me ETA: I kinda miss your Lara Croft impression though..... |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 10:32:49 AM EDT
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No problem, dear. I think it looks great.
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Posted: 8/2/2005 11:12:53 AM EDT
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It might. I laughed so hard reading the ARFCOM's greatest threads (the fart one) that I was cryin' and gagging. So it just might...... WHEW. No seriously, I don't usually smile in pictures. |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 1:04:13 PM EDT
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Somehow I don't think that's the right word for what you're doing..................
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Posted: 8/2/2005 2:00:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/2/2005 3:09:10 PM EDT
[#39]
ass faced monkeys and gutter freaks
the things i miss in a day here at your friendly neighborhood arfcom 
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Posted: 8/2/2005 3:44:24 PM EDT
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You're a doll, I'd cover you in sauce and work you like a rib. 
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Posted: 8/2/2005 3:48:04 PM EDT
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Has that line ever actually worked? I'm just curious.....
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Posted: 8/2/2005 3:50:23 PM EDT
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"I'll lick you like a new puppy!"...George Thorougood, to a femaile heckler at one of his concerts.
She did indeed shut up. CJ |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 3:51:44 PM EDT
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Oh yeah, and another thing, 32 pages and not one pic of a half naked sweaty woman.
I showed you mine............
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Posted: 8/2/2005 3:55:34 PM EDT
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It gets them smiling. It's from "In Living Color" with the Wayan brothers. The whole line was: She's one fine mamma jamma, I'd like to cover her with sauce and work her like a rib. |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 4:01:08 PM EDT
[#45]
Vry ogleable. You have pretty eyes too. |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 4:18:21 PM EDT
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We wouldn't want you to come home from work and think we didn't wuv you. But then...I am simply a <scrolls up> gutter freak. |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 4:35:00 PM EDT
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 Its not pretty but here I am at work, sweating, half naked. Patty |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 4:44:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/2/2005 5:10:40 PM EDT
[#49]
Sweet...........I'm diggin' it. Thank you Patty. |
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Posted: 8/2/2005 5:32:22 PM EDT
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I'm not sweating but a little nicer picture. Patty 
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