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EP429: Today's lesson - Don't provoke ARFCOM. People will see your butthole.
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God damn arf is hot today.
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Make Occam's Razor Great Again
It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards. |
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/1000007931-3196769.jpg |
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It doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts.
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/138374/ezgif-3-b21297c8708d-1071375.gif View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/1000007931-3196769.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/138374/ezgif-3-b21297c8708d-1071375.gif I'm allowed to laugh at it because I have a Cybertruck reservation.....it's the EV equivalent of "having a black friend" ETA: You edited the picture.....now I just admitted to having a Cybertruck reservation for no reason!!! |
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EP429: Today's lesson - Don't provoke ARFCOM. People will see your butthole.
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Originally Posted By fox2008: I'm allowed to laugh at it because I have a Cybertruck reservation.....it's the EV equivalent of "having a black friend" View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/1000007931-3196769.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/138374/ezgif-3-b21297c8708d-1071375.gif I'm allowed to laugh at it because I have a Cybertruck reservation.....it's the EV equivalent of "having a black friend" rofl |
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It doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts.
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
Originally Posted By fox2008: I'm allowed to laugh at it because I have a Cybertruck reservation.....it's the EV equivalent of "having a black friend" ETA: You edited the picture.....now I just admitted to having a Cybertruck reservation for no reason!!! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/1000007931-3196769.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/138374/ezgif-3-b21297c8708d-1071375.gif I'm allowed to laugh at it because I have a Cybertruck reservation.....it's the EV equivalent of "having a black friend" ETA: You edited the picture.....now I just admitted to having a Cybertruck reservation for no reason!!! Haven't had a black friend in years Last one Well I tortured in public We would be in a drive thru and I'd yell as he ordered his food He wants the fruit punch or purple drink Or he would be a another's friends car as we drove some were and my ass would pull up alongside a d look worried I'd call the person driving and be all dude dont freak out There's a black guy in your seat Ah good times |
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
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"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”,
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Originally Posted By doc_Zox: Because we need moar east coast Klingon street rap https://www.udio.com/songs/r7hpkCwpTjHbigoFboh2dQ View Quote |
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023
KS, USA
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Make Occam's Razor Great Again
It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards. |
We'll figure something out.
Callsign: Contusion |
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Make Occam's Razor Great Again
It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards. |
Stupid mice moved into the house some weeks ago.
Many traps, kill count about a dozen. Bad smell in kids' room. Briskette knows it's a dead mouse because one died in her car's air conditioner many years ago. Look everywhere for dead mouse. Can't find it. "Maybe it's behind the wall." Cut a hole in the wall just big enough to squeeze through. I enter The Eaves which have not seen light since the house was built around 1950. No mouse. "Oh, Honey, look at all that space! We should put a floor in there and a door and I could put storage tubs in there!" Yeah. Attached File And the opening I have room to cut is only barely big enough to fit a four foot plywood square if you tilt it just the right way. Oh, Bug found the dead mouse, the head of its dessicated corpse poking out of the floor where a barely visible radiator pipe comes up. |
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We'll figure something out.
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Originally Posted By Brisk: Stupid mice moved into the house some weeks ago. Many traps, kill count about a dozen. Bad smell in kids' room. Briskette knows it's a dead mouse because one died in her car's air conditioner many years ago. Look everywhere for dead mouse. Can't find it. "Maybe it's behind the wall." Cut a hole in the wall just big enough to squeeze through. I enter The Eaves which have not seen light since the house was built around 1950. No mouse. "Oh, Honey, look at all that space! We should put a floor in there and a door and I could put storage tubs in there!" Yeah. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/51833/1000013293_jpg-3196857.JPG And the opening I have room to cut is only barely big enough to fit a four foot plywood square if you tilt it just the right way. Oh, Bug found the dead mouse, the head of its dessicated corpse poking out of the floor where a barely visible radiator pipe comes up. View Quote Dude, brother, omfg. We had a hellacious smell in the basement. Smelled like rotten corn or some shit. It was driving me and my wife crazy (me especially, since I could smell it in my gun room down there). One day I had enough. I smelled all over the wall, and it seemed to be eminating from the light switch plate. Took it off, the smell was overwhelming and nauseating. Grabbed a hammer and hit the drywall under the lightswitch. Pried the drywall panel off. There must have been over 100 dead mice in the wall. Feet and tails. Scratch marks on the inside of the drywall. I figure they would fall down there, die, then eat each other to not starve, then die. It was one of the fucking worst things I've ever had to deal with. I say that as a person who had a slouched septic pipe spew raw sewage directly into my face. I may have pictures. Stand by. ETA I cant find the pics. Just as well. I wish I could lobotomize that day from my life. |
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Originally Posted By Brisk: Stupid mice moved into the house some weeks ago. Many traps, kill count about a dozen. Bad smell in kids' room. Briskette knows it's a dead mouse because one died in her car's air conditioner many years ago. Look everywhere for dead mouse. Can't find it. "Maybe it's behind the wall." Cut a hole in the wall just big enough to squeeze through. I enter The Eaves which have not seen light since the house was built around 1950. No mouse. "Oh, Honey, look at all that space! We should put a floor in there and a door and I could put storage tubs in there!" Yeah. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/51833/1000013293_jpg-3196857.JPG And the opening I have room to cut is only barely big enough to fit a four foot plywood square if you tilt it just the right way. Oh, Bug found the dead mouse, the head of its dessicated corpse poking out of the floor where a barely visible radiator pipe comes up. View Quote I'd like to start a gofundme to help you purchase a cordless impact / drill.....it's 2024, no man should be forced to use corded tools. |
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EP429: Today's lesson - Don't provoke ARFCOM. People will see your butthole.
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Originally Posted By fox2008: I'd like to start a gofundme to help you purchase a cordless impact / drill.....it's 2024, no man should be forced to use corded tools. View Quote I actually prefer corded. No batteries to die. (Bought that one new to replace my other corded one where the chuck broke.) |
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We'll figure something out.
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Originally Posted By Brisk: I actually prefer corded. No batteries to die. (Bought that one new to replace my other corded one where the chuck broke.) View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Brisk: Originally Posted By fox2008: I'd like to start a gofundme to help you purchase a cordless impact / drill.....it's 2024, no man should be forced to use corded tools. I actually prefer corded. No batteries to die. (Bought that one new to replace my other corded one where the chuck broke.) Dude I have an old ridgid 18v that needs the lifetime batteries replaced. I will send it to you for free (once I get the new batteries) to rid yourself of that horrible shit. JFC and an impact driver. Don’t use drills to drive screws! And damn, put some insulation up. I bet those mice love that old school cardboard |
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My God did that smell good
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Originally Posted By Brisk: I actually prefer corded. No batteries to die. (Bought that one new to replace my other corded one where the chuck broke.) View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Brisk: Originally Posted By fox2008: I'd like to start a gofundme to help you purchase a cordless impact / drill.....it's 2024, no man should be forced to use corded tools. I actually prefer corded. No batteries to die. (Bought that one new to replace my other corded one where the chuck broke.) Who hurt you? |
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EP429: Today's lesson - Don't provoke ARFCOM. People will see your butthole.
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Originally Posted By madcap3k: She obviously got your pin number from her sister. You need to change that shit. She's not careful enough to have your card or bank access. The 25,000 isn't your concern. She can either learn from that mistake or go broke on someone for whom there will never be enough money you can give them. Her sister is basically the federal government and your gf is her democrat, ready to toss money her way no matter if she has enough or not. But that's not your problem. You gotta secure your bank accounts, lock your credit (look it up), and lock up your important documents. Keep this shit from getting worse. Once that is done id ask the gf for her to cover for her sister. It's her sister and she was careless with your banking information around her. Somehow I doubt this is the first time something like this has happened. The rest has already happened and you're only going to hurt yourself by acting up on it in a more direct manner. Or by dwelling on it. Sorry man, that really sucks. View Quote Good advice. Thanks. |
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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Originally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77256/Cupace20240424133723659_png-3196815.JPG View Quote |
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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Originally Posted By Porkchop_Sandwiches: Dude I have an old ridgid 18v that needs the lifetime batteries replaced. I will send it to you for free (once I get the new batteries) to rid yourself of that horrible shit. JFC and an impact driver. Don’t use drills to drive screws! And damn, put some insulation up. I bet those mice love that old school cardboard View Quote Insulation is after I get floor to stand on. |
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We'll figure something out.
Callsign: Contusion |
We'll figure something out.
Callsign: Contusion |
Originally Posted By Brisk: Stupid mice moved into the house some weeks ago. Many traps, kill count about a dozen. Bad smell in kids' room. Briskette knows it's a dead mouse because one died in her car's air conditioner many years ago. Look everywhere for dead mouse. Can't find it. "Maybe it's behind the wall." Cut a hole in the wall just big enough to squeeze through. I enter The Eaves which have not seen light since the house was built around 1950. No mouse. "Oh, Honey, look at all that space! We should put a floor in there and a door and I could put storage tubs in there!" Yeah. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/51833/1000013293_jpg-3196857.JPG And the opening I have room to cut is only barely big enough to fit a four foot plywood square if you tilt it just the right way. Oh, Bug found the dead mouse, the head of its dessicated corpse poking out of the floor where a barely visible radiator pipe comes up. View Quote I found a couple on top of a medicine cabinet that was not big enough to fill the hole that was cut for it. A slight gap allowed the full dead animal smell to travel its best. |
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Originally Posted By pestilence12: Dude, brother, omfg. We had a hellacious smell in the basement. Smelled like rotten corn or some shit. It was driving me and my wife crazy (me especially, since I could smell it in my gun room down there). One day I had enough. I smelled all over the wall, and it seemed to be eminating from the light switch plate. Took it off, the smell was overwhelming and nauseating. Grabbed a hammer and hit the drywall under the lightswitch. Pried the drywall panel off. There must have been over 100 dead mice in the wall. Feet and tails. Scratch marks on the inside of the drywall. I figure they would fall down there, die, then eat each other to not starve, then die. It was one of the fucking worst things I've ever had to deal with. I say that as a person who had a slouched septic pipe spew raw sewage directly into my face. I may have pictures. Stand by. ETA I cant find the pics. Just as well. I wish I could lobotomize that day from my life. View Quote Was that necessary? |
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Originally Posted By Brisk: Old-school rechargeable batteries which: Lasted about ten minutes Took overnight to charge Couldn't be left on the charger when not in use Wore out in four months Maybe they're different now. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Brisk: Originally Posted By fox2008: Who hurt you? Old-school rechargeable batteries which: Lasted about ten minutes Took overnight to charge Couldn't be left on the charger when not in use Wore out in four months Maybe they're different now. Yeah in 1995 |
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Originally Posted By Brisk: Stupid mice moved into the house some weeks ago. Many traps, kill count about a dozen. Bad smell in kids' room. Briskette knows it's a dead mouse because one died in her car's air conditioner many years ago. Look everywhere for dead mouse. Can't find it. "Maybe it's behind the wall." Cut a hole in the wall just big enough to squeeze through. I enter The Eaves which have not seen light since the house was built around 1950. No mouse. "Oh, Honey, look at all that space! We should put a floor in there and a door and I could put storage tubs in there!" Yeah. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/51833/1000013293_jpg-3196857.JPG And the opening I have room to cut is only barely big enough to fit a four foot plywood square if you tilt it just the right way. Oh, Bug found the dead mouse, the head of its dessicated corpse poking out of the floor where a barely visible radiator pipe comes up. View Quote You need a cat or cats May I interest you in Angel The angel of death Attached File She's a indoor whore but strikes fear in my Maine coon |
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1(800)kbi 4cat
Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
Originally Posted By OverScoped: Originally Posted By Brisk: Originally Posted By fox2008: Who hurt you? Old-school rechargeable batteries which: Lasted about ten minutes Took overnight to charge Couldn't be left on the charger when not in use Wore out in four months Maybe they're different now. Yeah in 1995 I started with Makita 7.2v stuff in 81. Those batteries were good for 3 or 4 years and held a charge just fine. Ther were not many brands of cordless tools at the time. |
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
1(800)kbi 4cat
Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
1(800)kbi 4cat
Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
Originally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77256/FB_IMG_1713662238989_jpg-3196982.JPG View Quote Yup. I had a TWA lunchbox/thermos circa 1967. |
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Originally Posted By zach_: Yup. I had a TWA lunchbox/thermos circa 1967. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By zach_: Originally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77256/FB_IMG_1713662238989_jpg-3196982.JPG Yup. I had a TWA lunchbox/thermos circa 1967. Damn thats old |
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
Carmelo at a car rescue I help . born in 2019 and not captured til 2023 he's enjoying his new home |
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
Full Auto Glock 18c w/ 50rd drum #glock18 #glock18c #fullauto #machinegun #glock |
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1(800)kbi 4cat
Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
1(800)kbi 4cat
Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
1(800)kbi 4cat
Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
Originally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77256/Screenshot_20240416_182734_Facebook_jpg-3197050.JPG View Quote Caller id box? |
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Actually I lied. I had on a BOONY digital hat on the night whiskers and plane guy got lit up during the spicy noods rave and the guy who cooked our food was hassling me over THAT hat saying "WHATS GOING ON WITH YOUR HAT. ITS WEIRD" So Gay City National Felon League Hat? A-OK. Walmart booby hat with camo? ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: I'm so GD-woke, I don't even know what a sport IS! Legit I was suprised I had a 49ers hat on the whole time at east and nobody gave me shit over it. As 'tarded as Cola Bros are... they are less 'tarded than GD proper. Actually I lied. I had on a BOONY digital hat on the night whiskers and plane guy got lit up during the spicy noods rave and the guy who cooked our food was hassling me over THAT hat saying "WHATS GOING ON WITH YOUR HAT. ITS WEIRD" So Gay City National Felon League Hat? A-OK. Walmart booby hat with camo? ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE The goal of Cola is to encourage everyone and discourage everyone. I'm glad to see we succeeded with you lol |
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Originally Posted By p3590:
You cannot feed the Virginians an entire case of malort at once. A pint to sip in the parking garage outside the VA Supreme Court is safe. With a case, they're going to pull up the 1609 map |
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