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Posted: 6/26/2004 5:56:46 AM EDT
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That guy would scare me in real life, never know if he would try to kill everyone in the office one day when he decideds he's had enough |
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I watch Office Space about every two months.
You son of an ass! Mother Shitter! That guy played the blind radio station owner in the movie Oh Brother Where Art Tho. |
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Riiiiight.....if you could just get a can of pesticide and a flashlight.....
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You see Bob...... it's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care..... |
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Um, yes, I did not receive my paycheck. Yes, I talked to accounting and they do not have my paycheck.
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Now, you too, can own Milton's stapler.
cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=25343&item=3823251732&rd=1 I need to get one of these. tony |
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Well I wouldn't say I have been missing it Bob.
WTF is a TPS report anyway ? This has been driving me nuts since I first saw the flick .I am blue collar all the way so I have never been in an office setting , but considering it is my initials I want to know what it is . |
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www.techcomedy.com/www.redswinglinestapler.com/history.php
The red swingline was so in demand that Swingline started making it. cogsci.ucsd.edu/~rliebsch/cover-sheet.pdf |
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Holy shit-in-a-sandbox that's good.
May I...as well?
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my spin on it is it really doesn't mean anything. a TPS report is just a representation of all the pointles b.s. paper work that's manditory in a typical office environment. |
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Amen! Most of it is pretty pointless and the higher-ups DO make that big a deal about it. |
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that's how morons justify their jobs. i find it disgusting that they're always leaving at 4 in their 40k+ vehicles to go to their 500k+ homes while you work late because of all the retarded paper work they cause. then the next day the asshole tries to tell you how hard being a manager is. |
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sure, I have the vector format as well if you want. just i.m. me! |
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LOL......Last time I was at Red Robin I saw the waitress had a few pieces of "Flair" on and asked her if that was the minimum amount of flair....I said: "Look at Brad he has 28 pieces of flair on "she just looked at me like I was crazy and walked away.... |
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Total Project Summary Report
Transaction Processing Schedule Report Total Piece of Shit Report Totally Pointless Stuff Report Transaction Process System Report
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Yep... It's a commentary on the 'crat factor in corporate/govt operations... 'It doesn't matter what happens, so long as the paperwork's done'... Hence the inane attention do detail WRT cover sheets & such, and Lumberg telling the consultants that (what's-his-name) who they just recommended be promoted to management isn't that great of an employee solely because his TPS reports aren't up to snuff... Best example of this would be ISO-9001, which is supposed to ensure 'quality' in your product (if it wern't just another set of reports)... |
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What?..u lost me...I think you need some "Flair".. |
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I use to be on crack, but I am off it now....
Would you like to come over and watch Kung Fu with me? I said no salt...no salt Way....way down. |
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I enjoy listening to my radio at a reasonable volume
We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week. |
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Two pages and no references to "Two chicks at the same time"???
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Cypher214 said it in the 7th post of this thread. It's the post with the pic of Milton looking out of his cube. "You don't need a million bucks to do nothing, Peter. Just look at my cousin, he's broke and don't do shit." |
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well, um..see, I used to sit right by the window and I could see the squirrels and they were merry...but now they moved my desk back and Bill took my stapler, my red swingline, and I still havent received my paycheck...
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"Sounds like someone is having a case of the Mondays"
"Well this is NOT a mundane detail, MICHAEL!!" |
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Ah. I stand corrected. |
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<----------------- MY HERO!!!! I wanna be Lawrence when I grow up. Dammit. Think I might already be... Shit... |
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Every once in a while, I use these at work when I have to circulate something for signatures. Some people ask me what it is, and others laugh their ass off. |
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