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Posted: 1/1/2006 2:20:24 AM EDT
i have the biggest problem in the world right now.. there is an extremely big woman in my house right now.. and she is drunk as shit.. the problem is that she is so big, no one can move her.. it stinks and im wondering if i can call the cops over here to haul her over to the drunk tank.. this is the most fucked up day all year.. fuck this.. this is disgusting... what do i do
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I'd hit it.
87 times Get the hive minds opinion on what to do. Edited to Add: If you choose to live yourlife in such a manner that an extremely fat woman would have the capability to become drunk and passed out in your home, have fun. Clean up, Aisle 3 |
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Do you know said woman?
Wave a hamburger in front of her...when she wakes up throw it out the front door. If she is as big as you say, she will follow it. Shut the door behind her. ETA: If you really don't want her there call the cops. |
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MicronuT
I can assure you MicronuT, this was your fault There is no way a fat smelly woman would ever pass out in my house. If aforementioned smelly fat woman did pass out in my house, well then it would be my fault. |
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The whole thing about a moped is that your friends are not supposed to find out that you rode one.
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nah.. dude. it aint like that.. my ohter friends invited her ass .. |
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Coat yourself with Crisco. If she grabs you, it will help you to get away. |
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Time for new friends.... My friends know better. |
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Your gonna have to burn the bed... Sorry man. It lived a long life.
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Do you know her?
Or is this one of those when I woke up...... things? |
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the only thing that will save you now is a priest or rabbi, 2 quarts of 10w30 and a tazer.
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dude no dude... not like that ...l |
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Is that sweat stains on her top you are so FUCKED!!!!! roll up in bedspread, get some help and pull out into ft yard. Call in a abandon vechical
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Well your New Year is off to a good start. |
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Wow you dont even have to roll her in flour to find the wet spots. Lucky Bastard! You!
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That's sigline material right there for someone |
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She could never go swimming in the ocean because a Japanese whaling ship might harpoon her by mistake.
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What is wrong with you guys?? She is a perfect Alaska woman, keeps you warm in the winter and can shade you in the summer.
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Won’t work this one has been beached and thawed out, minus outweigh the pluses on this one |
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Your "friends" brought her!!!! Neat friends ya have there MicronuT
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While there are a lot of "those" kind of women...I have to disagree on the perfect part |
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Well I see you already got the NewYear off to the right start. Scratch off the list: Bang fat woman till she passes out. Come on tell us about it. You sick dog you ....LOL..... J/K
I do feel sorry for you. You will need to burn the sheets and mattress .Damn dude..... You the MAN. Let me guess you got set up because your friend went out with her goodlooking friend and you did the stepping up and took the fat chick ??????? j/k... Welll I hope your newyear is going well. Eat ya some Blackeyed peas and cornbread for good luck.. WarDawg |
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Seriously though, Just let her sleep it off. She'll be plenty embarrassed when she wakes up. I wouldn't be happy either but I would take it out on whoever brought her. They should have left with her too.
It's funny to watch you young people have to learn the hard way about drinking to much. |
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I don't believe you. Put a sign that says "Arfcom" with today's date next to the fat chick and take a pic.
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So.....Did you chew your arm off so you wouldnt wake her up?
Why is it the worst day of your life? It aint no big deal. Just let her sleep it off. |
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Outstanding way to kick off the new years!!! Pump this into the room for when it awakes:
Sounds of the Whales |
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no big deal??? he has a fucking tour bus parked on his bed |
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