Why is it every time there's an eclipse, someone is trying to do this, and there's usually jarheads involved.
My fucking dentist (former Army Major btw) was just telling me how he was trying to sneak a peak at it, and then drilling in my mouth the next day. Real confidence builder there.
A buddy said the amount of people going on line and saying shit like why do my eyes hurt went up exponentially after the deal. Also troubling.
And all these people vote. We are fucked.