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Posted: 10/8/2022 12:30:38 PM EDT
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Well, the Germans have this thing about poop. They like to play with it. Its not a stretch that they like to admire it too.
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Posted: 10/8/2022 12:35:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This whole thread just makes me think of Afghanistan. ANA always standing on the toilet lids in the burn shitters at the outposts and those nasty poop streaked European toilets at our larger FOB. Worst part was that they didn't want us flushing the paper down so we'd drop a deuce and throw the paper in a big ol commercial trash can next to the terlet. Smelled awesome in there.  Seems to be common in the Middle East and parts of Europe. I guess their plumbing sucks so bad it can’t handle a wad of TP. Shit paper in a trash can is fucking disgusting and I could never get used to it. I would usually send it anyway. If it can’t handle a little wad of paper, it sure wasn’t going to deal with a big American turd either. |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 12:41:34 PM EDT
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I once sat down to take a dump on a toilet that was not as deep as standard. My nuts dipped into the water. I have never stood up that fast before or since
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Posted: 10/8/2022 12:44:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And it gives you a little shelf to put your chocolate milk! We need more poop threads so this man can up his post count |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 12:47:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A preflush allows a shallow layer of water to lie on the shelf. Once the job is done a courtesy flush will easily move it down the stink tube with no skid mark left to offend ye. not ot mention the water reservoiris located under the ceiling, so water has enough energy to wash down anything standing in its way. |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 12:48:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I just learned something today. While using my american standard terlet. We have an American standard as one of the urinals at work. I see it a a vetting process for commies. But I can’t watch too much cause that could be a vetting process being a meat gazer. As bad as bedpans smell I bet those toilets are stanky. |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 12:50:24 PM EDT
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Common when I was living in Germany 10 years ago.
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Posted: 10/8/2022 1:20:40 PM EDT
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For us 45+ guys sending in the yearly sample in lieu of the probing, these crappers come in handy.
I either have to wait for a turtle head or go noodling. In the American Spirit of get shit done. I’d rather the sample process go without waiting & drama. I’ve been to Deutschland several times and never thought much of it. I think you pansy ass’s are making too much of it. What I don’t understand is how these fat assholes use these small toilets you see from the 50’s -80’s. You’d think they flop over it & get stuck. |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 1:24:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Now do 3rd World toilets https://signbizgroup.com.au/shoponline/765-large_default/bathroom-do-not-stand-on-toilet.jpg Don't laugh at this sign... I worked for a major chocolate company and the women's bathrooms and locker rooms had these signs posted.  But then again we were a very diverse company with employees that were born outside the USA. |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 1:33:25 PM EDT
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IBTL
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Posted: 10/8/2022 1:41:54 PM EDT
[#11]
Here I sit, broken-hearted
Tried to shit, but only learned how Eastern European toilets are retarded.  |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 1:49:24 PM EDT
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Gives you a chance to admire your handiwork.
Ever dropped a nice clinker only to stand, turn and look and it's gone? Vanished away like some Copperfield trick. |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 1:53:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/8/2022 2:01:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: For us 45+ guys sending in the yearly sample in lieu of the probing, these crappers come in handy. I either have to wait for a turtle head or go noodling. In the American Spirit of get shit done. I’d rather the sample process go without waiting & drama. I’ve been to Deutschland several times and never thought much of it. I think you pansy ass’s are making too much of it. What I don’t understand is how these fat assholes use these small toilets you see from the 50’s -80’s. You’d think they flop over it & get stuck. |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 2:03:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: why do a sample vs the doc probing you? Colonoscopy probe, not prostate check. |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 2:05:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Colonoscopy probe, not prostate check. Ah k |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 2:14:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Gives you a chance to admire your handiwork. Ever dropped a nice clinker only to stand, turn and look and it's gone? Vanished away like some Copperfield trick. The rare "phantom shit". |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 11:00:05 PM EDT
[#18]
So poop threads are a ok. Sweet!
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Posted: 10/8/2022 11:04:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This whole thread just makes me think of Afghanistan. ANA always standing on the toilet lids in the burn shitters at the outposts and those nasty poop streaked European toilets at our larger FOB. Worst part was that they didn't want us flushing the paper down so we'd drop a deuce and throw the paper in a big ol commercial trash can next to the terlet. Smelled awesome in there. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Now do 3rd World toilets https://signbizgroup.com.au/shoponline/765-large_default/bathroom-do-not-stand-on-toilet.jpg This whole thread just makes me think of Afghanistan. ANA always standing on the toilet lids in the burn shitters at the outposts and those nasty poop streaked European toilets at our larger FOB. Worst part was that they didn't want us flushing the paper down so we'd drop a deuce and throw the paper in a big ol commercial trash can next to the terlet. Smelled awesome in there. The horror. The horror. AFG was gross. |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 11:09:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There's the why explanation. To collect for German porn Hmmm!! Scheizer!! Yaahhhh!!!! |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 11:10:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I used the inspection shelf in germany. No i did not need to sit to pee and no i did not need to scrub the toilet afterwards. You pee’d the pooh off? Smelled great huh ? |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 11:12:49 PM EDT
[#22]
 Goldmember- Fat Bastard: Everyone likes their own brand |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 11:18:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Personally I enjoy the poop splash. It's like the champagne spray of success. Always impressed how the splash always hits dead center. the poor mans bidet? |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 11:24:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Here I sit, broken-hearted Tried to shit, but only learned how Eastern European toilets are retarded.  Attached File |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 11:25:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's so you can check to see if you have worms from your eastern european diet. so...yeah, thats something i always do. i inspect it, and look closely at it incase it twitches. no clue what i will do when it twitches tho. probably scream in horror, then the gas station clerk will probably walk in and ask me what the fuck is with all the screaming. and i will point at in horror. then we both start screaming, the a gas station customer will walk in and ask what the fuck is with all the screaming. and we both point in horror, and then the gas station customer will look closely and scream and point in horror. rinse repeat. and then you will probably be coincidental pull up to that gas station for a tank of gas and burrito , and you will be drawn to all the screaming. and will have to come look. |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 11:29:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So poop threads are a ok. Sweet! |
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Posted: 10/8/2022 11:30:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/8/2022 11:51:39 PM EDT
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Mid decker?
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Posted: 10/8/2022 11:56:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Now do 3rd World toilets https://signbizgroup.com.au/shoponline/765-large_default/bathroom-do-not-stand-on-toilet.jpg |
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Posted: 10/9/2022 12:08:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2022 12:15:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I mean.....water is clear. Doesn't hinder *inspection*. We call it the "Spent Fuel Pool." |
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Posted: 10/9/2022 12:24:51 AM EDT
[#32]
Wow, the literal definition of shitposting.
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Posted: 10/9/2022 12:35:25 AM EDT
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1. Make toilet paper nest, place in hand
2. Poop into nest 3. Inspect poop 4. Drop nest and poop into bowl 5. Flush  Bully and the Beast Clip Ep.19 "Wax Poops in Hand" |
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Posted: 10/9/2022 12:36:13 AM EDT
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I don't understand this at all. These fuckers are weird. And they call us Americans strange
Its like the time I've listened to UK people talk about privacy and freedoms and its so strange they can't process our freedoms or understand how it works, at all. Totally foreign concept they cannot grasp. Totally different way of thinking |
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Posted: 10/9/2022 12:36:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: IBTL Poop thread. |
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Posted: 10/9/2022 12:37:56 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 1. Make toilet paper nest, place in hand 2. Poop into nest 3. Inspect poop 4. Drop nest and poop into bowl 5. Flush  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ-SlTaCFfQFuck that shit! I would crap in the cup and let the 2 “nurses” examine it closely. |
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Posted: 10/9/2022 12:45:16 AM EDT
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Funny stuff but there is a whole technoplasm in the design of toilets. The one in the video is a good rep for males also only a little smaller. I like a jet super flush my self, a Ferguson
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Posted: 10/9/2022 12:54:20 AM EDT
[#38]
if you love looking at poop, reddit r/poop
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Posted: 10/9/2022 1:04:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: if you love looking at poop, reddit r/poop There's others out there that focus on all aspects of poop. There's a culture out there. Your neighbor could be a scat eater. |
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Posted: 10/9/2022 1:07:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: False. You ride those like a motorcycle. This provides ready access to the controls. 
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Posted: 10/9/2022 1:17:23 AM EDT
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Poop deck.
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Posted: 10/9/2022 2:02:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2022 2:07:27 AM EDT
[#43]
Explains why Germans like "schiesser porn" so much.
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Posted: 10/9/2022 4:45:22 AM EDT
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Needs more "shelf cam"
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Posted: 10/9/2022 4:58:37 AM EDT
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"Don't flush! That one has eyes!"
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Posted: 10/9/2022 5:00:11 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2022 5:03:28 AM EDT
[#47]
 .Wait until you walk into a public toilet here in Asia and see this. . |
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Posted: 10/9/2022 6:05:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No but a big turd standing on end can certainly swipe your nuts when it falls over Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Btw, "turd shelf" is low enough that your nuts will not get dragged over the turd itself. No but a big turd standing on end can certainly swipe your nuts when it falls over 
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Posted: 10/9/2022 6:09:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2022 6:13:59 AM EDT
[#50]
Yup, that sounds pretty German.
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