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Link Posted: 7/2/2012 12:07:21 PM EST
[#1]
Quoted:
Honest questions for the ahem.... Bronies. Or those who live openly as Bronies.

What do your fathers think of your interest in My Little Pony?
What do your girlfriends or wives think?
What about your non bronie male friends?

Do you engage in other activity normally associated with little girls? IE having tea parties with stuffed animals? Playing with or collecting Barbies, etc?

Is this a new thing for you or have you always "marched to your own drummer?

Not a slam just trying to understand the Bronie lifestyle?


I have a feeling number 2 and 3 aren't that big of an issue if you catch my drift.  

Link Posted: 7/2/2012 12:08:42 PM EST
[#2]
Quoted:
Pics looked like mostly fat chicks and neckbeards, pretty much what one would expect at such an event.  


Damn it, I was going to caption this with the arfcom basement dweller meme, but I can't find it.  
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 12:14:26 PM EST
[#3]



Quoted:




met a brony irl



fat, check

aspie as fuck, check

CS major, check

basically a faggot, check



yeahm so that was a great experience would repeat again A++++


I don't put people on ignore, it messes up the flow.



But if I could right a script that replaced the text of your posts with Lorem Ipsum it would be less offensive and make more sense.



 
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 12:15:45 PM EST
[#4]
Quoted:

Quoted:

met a brony irl

fat, check
aspie as fuck, check
CS major, check
basically a faggot, check

yeahm so that was a great experience would repeat again A++++

I don't put people on ignore, it messes up the flow.

But if I could right a script that replaced the text of your posts with Lorem Ipsum it would be less offensive and make more sense.
 


Greasemonkey.  Do it.  
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 12:18:51 PM EST
[#5]
Quoted:
Honest questions for the ahem.... Bronies. Or those who live openly as Bronies.
What do your fathers think of your interest in My Little Pony?
My dad doesn't really care what I do as long as I stay out of trouble, make decent money (working on that bit...), and eventually intend to make grandbabies (eh, I have a brother and he has a tiny wife, they'll satisfy my parents' grandbaby-madness eventually).

I don't talk to my dad very much. We don't have a lot in common, and I frequently get the feeling that he has very little respect for me, mostly because he never listens to anything that I say (this feeling predates my watching MLP by many years).

What do your girlfriends or wives think?
Not applicable (ETA: No boyfriend, either; I've never dated anybody). Several of the bronies who post in the big thread are married, though.
What about your non bronie male friends?
It doesn't bother them. It is a source for FRIENDLY RIBBING, but so is every attribute of a friend. My friend Jared gave me a 'Feathermay' (a red pegasus) figurine for our Secret Santa exchange at work, and it occupies a place of honor on my SHELF OF MORAL DECAY.

Do you engage in other activity normally associated with little girls? IE having tea parties with stuffed animals? Playing with or collecting Barbies, etc?
Negative. I do have several MLP toys, but they're sort of just scattered around among the other goofy shit I've accumulated over the years (the shelf of moral decay also features an action figure signed by Kevin Smith, a comic signed by Scott Kurtz, a stuffed killer whale I found in the parking lot at work, a couple of empty growlers, a battered deck of Fluxx cards, and three small stuffed rabbits (and the zippered cloth carrot in which they can be stored)  given to me by my friend Rose). I have tried to comb the hair of two of the pony figurines that I have to make them look presentable on the shelf, but I've made a mess of it each time, so I gave up on it.

There used to be a LEGO star destroyer up there, too, but I disassembled it to build a dock for my phone which now lives in my truck.

Is this a new thing for you or have you always "marched to your own drummer?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Any answer I think of either sounds pretentious and self-aggrandizing (e.g., "hurr, I'm unique, and all you normal people are  boring!" which I don't thing), or else pretentiously self-deprecating. I will settle for being pretentiously ambivalent. I dunno, man.

Not a slam just trying to understand the Bronie lifestyle?
I think that "lifestyle" is a little grandiose. I like a TV show, and I like candy-colored plastic toys, and I like the crazy shit that fans of same produce. I go to work, I play video games, I shoot my guns every once in a while; every saturday I go out and have a couple of drinks with a buddy from work; I chat with my internet friends... and I watch this TV show and talk about it a bunch. There's really not that much to it.

Quoted:
and the world would be a better place if i could write all the wrongs in it
I don't know what you consider wrongs deserving of righting, but if clear and proper communication are part of your mandate, that's "right all the wrongs".
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 12:19:42 PM EST
[#6]
Quoted:

Quoted:

met a brony irl

fat, check
aspie as fuck, check
CS major, check
basically a faggot, check

yeahm so that was a great experience would repeat again A++++

I don't put people on ignore, it messes up the flow.

But if I could right a script that replaced the text of your posts with Lorem Ipsum it would be less offensive and make more sense.
 


and the world would be a better place if i could write all the wrongs in it

bronies and other emasculated fanboys are a cancer to society, they deserve to be ridiculed
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 12:25:39 PM EST
[#7]
Quoted:
Bunch of social rejects and losers. Look at the people in those photos on the blaze. It's worse than a fucking LAN party.

Grow the fuck up and act normal.


What's "normal?"  And I'm not being funny.  That's the thing about society, is what's normal to you is not to someone else.

Edit-the only kids show I will watch is Super Why with my nephew.  It's his favorite show, and it has a good bit of education to it.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 12:27:17 PM EST
[#8]
peace through firepower everypony! ^_^

Link Posted: 7/2/2012 12:28:51 PM EST
[#9]
Quoted:
peace through firepower everypony! ^_^

http://i.imgur.com/X7mDQ.png


Awesome
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 12:47:15 PM EST
[#10]
AP News Video
I recommend 1:10-1:35
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 12:47:40 PM EST
[#11]

My favorite part of the Bronycon FAQ:

Q: Will there be any NSFW content?
A: There will be no NSFW content. BronyCon is an all ages, family friendly event. NSFW is not allowed to be viewed, shown, or sold at the convention.

Just the fact that there is NSFW content...



Wife joked we should go with the kids, since our 2 year old and 6 year old like the show...but judging from the pictures....no way.  

I can smell the feet and ass from here.  


Link Posted: 7/2/2012 12:49:52 PM EST
[#12]
Quoted:
Just the fact that there is NSFW content...
The rules are absolutely specific on this point: NO. EXCEPTIONS.

Your avatar is Bolt, right? There's NSFW Bolt content, guaranteed.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 12:51:32 PM EST
[#13]
Quoted:

aspie as fuck, check



Please don't lump all people with autism/Asperger's into the My Little Pony crowd.  Please.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 12:56:51 PM EST
[#14]
Quoted:
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Just the fact that there is NSFW content...
The rules are absolutely specific on this point: NO. EXCEPTIONS.

Your avatar is Bolt, right? There's NSFW Bolt content, guaranteed.


Doesn't make it right.

If Disney had a Bolt convention, I doubt they would have to post that NSFW rule.

That means NSFW fan art of MLP is widespread and pervasive.

And that is where it gets gross and creepy.

Link Posted: 7/2/2012 1:08:24 PM EST
[#15]
Eh, I watch the show with my three year old girls who love it.

Lauren Faust, the show's creator, was involved in the Powerpuff Girls and Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends.  MLP:FIM is similar in terms of humor and content to those shows.  

Not a girly show, necessarily.  I'd say it definitely has mass appeal, and can see why it has such a massive following.

Not a brony, but I enjoy the show.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 1:16:09 PM EST
[#16]



Quoted:




Eh, I watch the show with my three year old girls who love it.



Lauren Faust, the show's creator, was involved in the Powerpuff Girls and Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends.  MLP:FIM is similar in terms of humor and content to those shows.  



Not a girly show, necessarily.  I'd say it definitely has mass appeal, and can see why it has such a massive following.



Not a brony, but I enjoy the show.


I like both of those other shows. Now I'm going to have to check out MLP:FIM.



 
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 1:19:10 PM EST
[#17]
Quoted:
If Disney had a Bolt convention, I doubt they would have to post that NSFW rule.


If a bunch of /b/tards and /co/lleagues were the founding members of the group that organized the convention (the whole brony phenomenon got its start on /co/ on 4chan, which, as you may know, is a hive of scum, pornography, and villainy), they totally would.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 1:21:40 PM EST
[#18]


Not me, saw this at the range.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 1:21:41 PM EST
[#19]
Quoted:
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If Disney had a Bolt convention, I doubt they would have to post that NSFW rule.


If a bunch of /b/tards and /co/lleagues were the founding members of the group that organized the convention (the whole brony phenomenon got its start on /co/ on 4chan, which, as you may know, is a hive of scum, pornography, and villainy), they totally would.


Now that I know that, I'm for sure glad we didn't take the kiddos to it.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 1:23:44 PM EST
[#20]



Quoted:


Everyone is entitled to what makes them happy.





..but this stuff is pretty VERY fucking weird.


FIFY



 
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 1:25:30 PM EST
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Honest questions for the ahem.... Bronies. Or those who live openly as Bronies.
What do your fathers think of your interest in My Little Pony?
My dad doesn't really care what I do as long as I stay out of trouble, make decent money (working on that bit...), and eventually intend to make grandbabies (eh, I have a brother and he has a tiny wife, they'll satisfy my parents' grandbaby-madness eventually).

I don't talk to my dad very much. We don't have a lot in common, and I frequently get the feeling that he has very little respect for me, mostly because he never listens to anything that I say (this feeling predates my watching MLP by many years).

What do your girlfriends or wives think?
Not applicable (ETA: No boyfriend, either; I've never dated anybody). Several of the bronies who post in the big thread are married, though.
What about your non bronie male friends?
It doesn't bother them. It is a source for FRIENDLY RIBBING, but so is every attribute of a friend. My friend Jared gave me a 'Feathermay' (a red pegasus) figurine for our Secret Santa exchange at work, and it occupies a place of honor on my SHELF OF MORAL DECAY.

Do you engage in other activity normally associated with little girls? IE having tea parties with stuffed animals? Playing with or collecting Barbies, etc?
Negative. I do have several MLP toys, but they're sort of just scattered around among the other goofy shit I've accumulated over the years (the shelf of moral decay also features an action figure signed by Kevin Smith, a comic signed by Scott Kurtz, a stuffed killer whale I found in the parking lot at work, a couple of empty growlers, a battered deck of Fluxx cards, and three small stuffed rabbits (and the zippered cloth carrot in which they can be stored)  given to me by my friend Rose). I have tried to comb the hair of two of the pony figurines that I have to make them look presentable on the shelf, but I've made a mess of it each time, so I gave up on it.

There used to be a LEGO star destroyer up there, too, but I disassembled it to build a dock for my phone which now lives in my truck.

Is this a new thing for you or have you always "marched to your own drummer?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Any answer I think of either sounds pretentious and self-aggrandizing (e.g., "hurr, I'm unique, and all you normal people are  boring!" which I don't thing), or else pretentiously self-deprecating. I will settle for being pretentiously ambivalent. I dunno, man.

Not a slam just trying to understand the Bronie lifestyle?
I think that "lifestyle" is a little grandiose. I like a TV show, and I like candy-colored plastic toys, and I like the crazy shit that fans of same produce. I go to work, I play video games, I shoot my guns every once in a while; every saturday I go out and have a couple of drinks with a buddy from work; I chat with my internet friends... and I watch this TV show and talk about it a bunch. There's really not that much to it.

Quoted:
and the world would be a better place if i could write all the wrongs in it
I don't know what you consider wrongs deserving of righting, but if clear and proper communication are part of your mandate, that's "right all the wrongs".


Interesting. I'm sure you could easily fill a book with what I don't known about My Little Pony and the Bronie subculture. I had seen referenes to the TV show on this site but had always assumed they were being made by men who had daughters or otherwise had little girls in their lives and as a result had seen the show. It never occured to me that adults would be watching it by their own choice. When I said life style I'm picturing a guy who regularly wears MLP related clothing, has MLP related stuff all over their home, the fact that there are conventions leads me to this. But you are saying this is a relatively small part of your life?

With the "marched to the beat of your own drummer" thing. I was more trying to politely ask if you were always kind of weird. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that most bronies were always considered a little bit odd or weird. I don't picture the bronie convention having the most popular guys in school attending. though perhaps I am wrong?

Were you close with your father during your childhood?

Were you interested in this sort of thing as a child and it just continued into adulthood or is this something you became interested in as an adult?


I'm just trying to wrap my head around this thing because when I first heard references to Bronies I thought AR15.com was just messing around. Then I read about it in the paper.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 1:26:39 PM EST
[#22]
In the words of Ryan Phillipe from The Way of the Gun: "That's creepy."
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 1:31:39 PM EST
[#23]
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Adult MLP fetishes aren't gay; they're pedo.


Now that's just plain dumb.

Why would the production staff of the show embrace a movement that encourages pedophilia?
ETA: A large number of the staff are there doing Q&As this weekend.

Hell, Hasbro even sponsored a Brony event back in May.


Because there are enough of the crazy pervs to bring in the ratings.

Oh, I know, they're just in it for the 'art' and whatever.

Sick fucks, the lot of them.


I'm pretty sure that if there was a show that was written as well, with a positive message to share, and as clever humor as the show had, but was dealing with real people, arfcom would be all over it, and wouldnt be thinking it was strange that people actually enjoyed the show. But the fact that its animation (Which to most people, puts it in a category of "For children") Its considered strange that adults are fans of the show.


I watched the first two episodes. That wasn't a compelling and interesting show. That was just a show for little girls.


And 'Bronies' WISH they were little girls.


what's wrong with that
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 1:33:33 PM EST
[#24]
Quoted:
I don't know why this is a huge fucking deal.

It's no different than an anime con or a Star Trek con.


I don't know you Deej, it seems like you are a pretty solid dude from what I can tell on here... But you need to take that shit back RIGHT NOW


I can understand comparing it to a Anime Con (still a pretty far reach), but comparing a bunch of Pony Lovers to a Star Trek convention? Herpity Derpity doesn't even begin to describe that statement.

Read This, and tell me how they are remotely the same. Star Trek has Inspired Generations, and without that, technology wouldn't be as far as it is today... What have the Bronies done?




End Rant... Have a nice day
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 1:34:45 PM EST
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:

aspie as fuck, check



Please don't lump all people with autism/Asperger's into the My Little Pony crowd.  Please.


He's a troll man, don't sweat it.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 1:35:36 PM EST
[#26]
Quoted:
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I don't know why this is a huge fucking deal.

It's no different than an anime con or a Star Trek con.


I don't know you Deej, it seems like you are a pretty solid dude from what I can tell on here... But you need to take that shit back RIGHT NOW

]

I'm sorry.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 1:37:41 PM EST
[#27]
This thread needs more homosexual equines: Here's Charlie!
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 1:37:46 PM EST
[#28]
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I don't know why this is a huge fucking deal.

It's no different than an anime con or a Star Trek con.


I don't know you Deej, it seems like you are a pretty solid dude from what I can tell on here... But you need to take that shit back RIGHT NOW

]

I'm sorry.


Shit Homes, I'm not actually mad... Just goofing around


But seriously, that comment was out of line. I expect more out of you
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 1:38:32 PM EST
[#29]
Quoted:
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I don't know why this is a huge fucking deal.

It's no different than an anime con or a Star Trek con.


I don't know you Deej, it seems like you are a pretty solid dude from what I can tell on here... But you need to take that shit back RIGHT NOW


I can understand comparing it to a Anime Con (still a pretty far reach), but comparing a bunch of Pony Lovers to a Star Trek convention? Herpity Derpity doesn't even begin to describe that statement.

Read This, and tell me how they are remotely the same. Star Trek has Inspired Generations, and without that technology wouldn't be as far as it is today... What have the Bronies done?




End Rant... Have a nice day


As a Non Bronie and Non Trekkie you are both a bit out in left field to me. But Trekkies seem way way more social acceptable. While I think we can take if for granted that the Bronies themselves have likely accomplished very little. The MLP TV show could have accomplished a lot for all we know. Perhaps they inspired generations of little girls to be nicer to people, I don't know, but let's not discount what ever good they may have accomplished out of hand.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 1:40:44 PM EST
[#30]
Quoted:
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I don't know why this is a huge fucking deal.

It's no different than an anime con or a Star Trek con.


I don't know you Deej, it seems like you are a pretty solid dude from what I can tell on here... But you need to take that shit back RIGHT NOW


I can understand comparing it to a Anime Con (still a pretty far reach), but comparing a bunch of Pony Lovers to a Star Trek convention? Herpity Derpity doesn't even begin to describe that statement.

Read This, and tell me how they are remotely the same. Star Trek has Inspired Generations, and without that, technology wouldn't be as far as it is today... What have the Bronies done?




End Rant... Have a nice day


I think Deej is speaking of fandom genres or  fandom culture in general, IMPO I don't think he is making a connection or comparing Pony fans or Star Track fans.


Link Posted: 7/2/2012 2:49:02 PM EST
[#31]
what is the link to the brony thread anyway?
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 3:00:42 PM EST
[#32]
Quoted:
what is the link to the brony thread anyway?
It's in the Team forum, I'm afraid, so you won't be able to um... attend it, I guess, unless you buy a Team Arfcom membership.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 3:02:37 PM EST
[#33]



Quoted: Damn it, I was going to caption this with the arfcom basement dweller meme, but I can't find it.  






 
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 3:04:56 PM EST
[#34]
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what is the link to the brony thread anyway?
It's in the Team forum, I'm afraid, so you won't be able to um... attend it, I guess, unless you buy a Team Arfcom membership.


go on.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 3:06:41 PM EST
[#35]
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what is the link to the brony thread anyway?
It's in the Team forum, I'm afraid, so you won't be able to um... attend it, I guess, unless you buy a Team Arfcom membership.


go on.


That was... unexpected.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 3:07:04 PM EST
[#36]
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what is the link to the brony thread anyway?
It's in the Team forum, I'm afraid, so you won't be able to um... attend it, I guess, unless you buy a Team Arfcom membership.


go on.


Holy crap that was fast
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 3:13:38 PM EST
[#37]
Quoted:
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what is the link to the brony thread anyway?
It's in the Team forum, I'm afraid, so you won't be able to um... attend it, I guess, unless you buy a Team Arfcom membership.


go on.


Holy crap that was fast


I was going to pull the trigger on it anyway, this just made it more hilarious.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 3:14:43 PM EST
[#38]
Quoted:
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what is the link to the brony thread anyway?
It's in the Team forum, I'm afraid, so you won't be able to um... attend it, I guess, unless you buy a Team Arfcom membership.


go on.


Holy crap that was fast


I was going to pull the trigger on it anyway, this just made it more hilarious.


Well player sir.  You've earned it.

Link
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 3:42:34 PM EST
[#39]
Quoted:
In the words of Ryan Phillipe from The Way of the Gun: "That's creepy."


*facepalm* @ your FAIL
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 3:43:42 PM EST
[#40]
What. The. Fuck.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 3:49:04 PM EST
[#41]
Quoted:
What. The. Fuck.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


Just sayin...

Link Posted: 7/2/2012 4:07:29 PM EST
[#42]
Quoted:
go on.

Ahahah! Nice.

The brony thread can now be blamed for at least $24 and (to my knowledge) up to $48 in Arfcom revenue. It's a real moneymaker, y'all.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 4:11:55 PM EST
[#43]
Quoted:


I think Deej is speaking of fandom genres or  fandom culture in general, IMPO I don't think he is making a connection or comparing Pony fans or Star Track fans.




Exactly my point.  Now, I wish no harm on Trekkies, one of my college profs is a Trekkie, she just came back from the big Nashville con.  

Link Posted: 7/2/2012 4:22:26 PM EST
[#44]
Quoted:
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Honest questions for the ahem.... Bronies. Or those who live openly as Bronies.
What do your fathers think of your interest in My Little Pony?
My dad doesn't really care what I do as long as I stay out of trouble, make decent money (working on that bit...), and eventually intend to make grandbabies (eh, I have a brother and he has a tiny wife, they'll satisfy my parents' grandbaby-madness eventually).

I don't talk to my dad very much. We don't have a lot in common, and I frequently get the feeling that he has very little respect for me, mostly because he never listens to anything that I say (this feeling predates my watching MLP by many years).

What do your girlfriends or wives think?
Not applicable (ETA: No boyfriend, either; I've never dated anybody). Several of the bronies who post in the big thread are married, though.
What about your non bronie male friends?
It doesn't bother them. It is a source for FRIENDLY RIBBING, but so is every attribute of a friend. My friend Jared gave me a 'Feathermay' (a red pegasus) figurine for our Secret Santa exchange at work, and it occupies a place of honor on my SHELF OF MORAL DECAY.

Do you engage in other activity normally associated with little girls? IE having tea parties with stuffed animals? Playing with or collecting Barbies, etc?
Negative. I do have several MLP toys, but they're sort of just scattered around among the other goofy shit I've accumulated over the years (the shelf of moral decay also features an action figure signed by Kevin Smith, a comic signed by Scott Kurtz, a stuffed killer whale I found in the parking lot at work, a couple of empty growlers, a battered deck of Fluxx cards, and three small stuffed rabbits (and the zippered cloth carrot in which they can be stored)  given to me by my friend Rose). I have tried to comb the hair of two of the pony figurines that I have to make them look presentable on the shelf, but I've made a mess of it each time, so I gave up on it.

There used to be a LEGO star destroyer up there, too, but I disassembled it to build a dock for my phone which now lives in my truck.

Is this a new thing for you or have you always "marched to your own drummer?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Any answer I think of either sounds pretentious and self-aggrandizing (e.g., "hurr, I'm unique, and all you normal people are  boring!" which I don't thing), or else pretentiously self-deprecating. I will settle for being pretentiously ambivalent. I dunno, man.

Not a slam just trying to understand the Bronie lifestyle?
I think that "lifestyle" is a little grandiose. I like a TV show, and I like candy-colored plastic toys, and I like the crazy shit that fans of same produce. I go to work, I play video games, I shoot my guns every once in a while; every saturday I go out and have a couple of drinks with a buddy from work; I chat with my internet friends... and I watch this TV show and talk about it a bunch. There's really not that much to it.

Quoted:
and the world would be a better place if i could write all the wrongs in it
I don't know what you consider wrongs deserving of righting, but if clear and proper communication are part of your mandate, that's "right all the wrongs".


Dude, I'm buying you a whore for the night.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 4:23:27 PM EST
[#45]
John Delance  (Star Trek's Q) plays a prominent role now in the brony phenomenon.  




Link Posted: 7/2/2012 4:25:57 PM EST
[#46]
dafuq did I just read?
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 4:30:09 PM EST
[#47]
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 4:58:45 PM EST
[#48]
Can't say I'm a fan of the show myself, but whatever floats their boat. I do think it's funny how some folks in ARFcom view every fringe group as a short slide down towards the apparently gigantic chasm of pedophilia that everything ends in...?
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 4:59:48 PM EST
[#49]
I don't get it at all but, if cartoon ponies are your thing, more power to you.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 5:00:24 PM EST
[#50]




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Honest questions for the ahem.... Bronies. Or those who live openly as Bronies.

What do your fathers think of your interest in My Little Pony?
My dad doesn't really care what I do as long as I stay out of trouble, make decent money (working on that bit...), and eventually intend to make grandbabies (eh, I have a brother and he has a tiny wife, they'll satisfy my parents' grandbaby-madness eventually).



I don't talk to my dad very much. We don't have a lot in common, and I frequently get the feeling that he has very little respect for me, mostly because he never listens to anything that I say (this feeling predates my watching MLP by many years).





What do your girlfriends or wives think?
Not applicable (ETA: No boyfriend, either; I've never dated anybody). Several of the bronies who post in the big thread are married, though.



What about your non bronie male friends?
It doesn't bother them. It is a source for FRIENDLY RIBBING, but so is every attribute of a friend. My friend Jared gave me a 'Feathermay' (a red pegasus) figurine for our Secret Santa exchange at work, and it occupies a place of honor on my SHELF OF MORAL DECAY.





Do you engage in other activity normally associated with little girls? IE having tea parties with stuffed animals? Playing with or collecting Barbies, etc?
Negative. I do have several MLP toys, but they're sort of just scattered around among the other goofy shit I've accumulated over the years (the shelf of moral decay also features an action figure signed by Kevin Smith, a comic signed by Scott Kurtz, a stuffed killer whale I found in the parking lot at work, a couple of empty growlers, a battered deck of Fluxx cards, and three small stuffed rabbits (and the zippered cloth carrot in which they can be stored) given to me by my friend Rose). I have tried to comb the hair of two of the pony figurines that I have to make them look presentable on the shelf, but I've made a mess of it each time, so I gave up on it.



There used to be a LEGO star destroyer up there, too, but I disassembled it to build a dock for my phone which now lives in my truck.





Is this a new thing for you or have you always "marched to your own drummer?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Any answer I think of either sounds pretentious and self-aggrandizing (e.g., "hurr, I'm unique, and all you normal people are boring!" which I don't thing), or else pretentiously self-deprecating. I will settle for being pretentiously ambivalent. I dunno, man.





Not a slam just trying to understand the Bronie lifestyle?
I think that "lifestyle" is a little grandiose. I like a TV show, and I like candy-colored plastic toys, and I like the crazy shit that fans of same produce. I go to work, I play video games, I shoot my guns every once in a while; every saturday I go out and have a couple of drinks with a buddy from work; I chat with my internet friends... and I watch this TV show and talk about it a bunch. There's really not that much to it.





Quoted:

and the world would be a better place if i could write all the wrongs in it
I don't know what you consider wrongs deserving of righting, but if clear and proper communication are part of your mandate, that's "right all the wrongs".




Dude, I'm buying you a whore for the night.




You tell a working girl to get in a room with a guy who is into brushing his toy pony's hair and watching cartoons targeted to little girls, and you are going to pay a HEFTY kink penalty.
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