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Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:31:58 PM EDT
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Lol looks like your typical Hollyweird liberal girl power woman warrior fantasy bullshit.

Won't see a dime of my money.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:32:10 PM EDT
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I would have thought she would make more from porn than a B movie.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:34:03 PM EDT
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Is it bad that I read this in George Constanza's voice?  
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:35:13 PM EDT
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I see what you did there....
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:36:13 PM EDT
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That looks horrible!
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OMG!!!  It's gonna be so bad that it will be fantastic!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:36:20 PM EDT
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I see what you did there....
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I see what you did there....

LOL name fits...
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:37:53 PM EDT
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This...

Another Girl power flick....Yawn.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:38:44 PM EDT
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Straight to the Walmart bargain DVD bin.
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That's where I've found a lot of gems.  Like True Grit, Wolf of Wall Street, and Lone Survivor.  You just have to paw through the piles of Beethoven's 2nd and Saw VII.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:39:50 PM EDT
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 Well played, sir.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:40:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:42:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:42:58 PM EDT
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2020 and that's the best cgi they could do? Looks like something off SyFy

I'll pass, may catch it on netflix or something...
I just don't care for movies that women as bad asses unless they're a super hero
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I agree, the CGI looked amateurish.  If I were a studio executive, I would ask for my money back.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:43:26 PM EDT
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Halfway through the movie you find out she's trans and the people they are killing are all Trump supporters...
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:44:18 PM EDT
[#14]
I'll wait till its free.....then I still wont watch it
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:45:51 PM EDT
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This...

Another Girl power flick....Yawn.
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It’ll be a flop.

This...

Another Girl power flick....Yawn.

You'll only be able to see in on pay per.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:46:41 PM EDT
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That trailer is painfully bad.  Fortunately this thread is a riot.  
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:47:32 PM EDT
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She blew the audition.

Or not.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:50:58 PM EDT
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This fuckin place never ceases to amaze me man

I'm stealing that one
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:53:10 PM EDT
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Holy shit
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Holy shit

Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:55:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:55:47 PM EDT
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This fuckin place never ceases to amaze me man

I'm stealing that one
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This fuckin place never ceases to amaze me man

I'm stealing that one

That quote alone is responsible for this thread being labeled EPIC on only the second page.  
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:55:50 PM EDT
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So woman! Much strong!

Empowerment!
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:56:12 PM EDT
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Working on my comment now but it is something along the lines of

"Somebody at this movie pitch misunderstood the context of the public wanting to see Megan Fox's giant pussy."
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:57:20 PM EDT
[#24]
What idiot thought this was a good idea for a film?
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 9:59:18 PM EDT
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I legit thought it was a spoof.....guess not.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:00:01 PM EDT
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lol
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tears of the thumb

lol


Oh shit...  off to go post

"How does she work the safety on that AR with those hideous hammer thumbs she is always trying to hide?"



Of note, buddies and I at work always tried to figure out why this one female coworker wore bandaids on her thumbs.   Then one day I saw them...   toe-thumbs.   Hideous toe-thumbs.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:00:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:00:43 PM EDT
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Used to be perfect before the awful surgeries. One of the most beautiful I have seen.


Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:01:01 PM EDT
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Looks like crap.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:01:21 PM EDT
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I no shit had a chick ask me out last year that looked exactly like her(Transformers Megan), absolutely gorgeous. I was taken aback by the whole thing and almost thought I was on some fucking TV show or something. When she asked if I were married and I said "yeah, sorry" she was honestly disappointed, lol. Man if I wasn't a happily married guy, wowza. The guys at work still talk about it a year later.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:02:32 PM EDT
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LOL name fits...
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LOL name fits...


It will get hammered at the box office?
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:02:36 PM EDT
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She’s smoking hot.

She also has no acting ability and the IQ of a potato... and she has the reputation of being a total bitch.

But she is smoking hot...
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:03:01 PM EDT
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A slotted flop(py)?
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:03:06 PM EDT
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Used to be perfect before the awful surgeries. One of the most beautiful I have seen.


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She's smoking hot
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:03:07 PM EDT
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Holy fuck dude ??????

Also id destroy dat booti

Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:05:11 PM EDT
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The 1000 cock stare helps her be realistic in the role.   I hope she clears a malf with her chimp feet at some point.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:06:47 PM EDT
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Confused, they slotting floppies or slotting lions?
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:08:32 PM EDT
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Two toe thumbs down
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:08:41 PM EDT
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Dude I'm fucking dying and I don't know why that's so funny ????
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:08:42 PM EDT
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We salute you, Mr. First Post Nails It Guy!
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:10:27 PM EDT
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Dude I'm fucking dying and I don't know why that's so funny
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This is probably the funniest thread I've read in months, if not years. The comments are gold, GOLD!  
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:11:01 PM EDT
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My wife finally had to look over my shoulder and read this.

I could not stop laughing long enough to tell her what the hell was so funny.

Well played.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:11:15 PM EDT
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Shitty CGI in yet another girlpower Hollywood shitshow of a script.

That said, I love shitty action movies & will watch (as long as it's on Amazon or Netflix).

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You, sir, have a gift. You can paint a picture using nothing but words. Well done, well done indeed.
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:13:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:13:53 PM EDT
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What are they still making movies for, don't they know Hollywood is shut down?
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:13:55 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:15:10 PM EDT
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"The people that did the CGI for the first Sonic also did the Lion for this movie."


Also

"After doing the CGI to hide Megan's hideous thumbs there was no budget left over for doing the lion."
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:15:10 PM EDT
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That looks like a massive steaming pile of dog shit
Link Posted: 7/21/2020 10:15:21 PM EDT
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LOL...
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