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Posted: 7/22/2020 1:50:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd boil her panties and drink the broth, then leave her face looking like a painter's radio. Holy cow where did you come up with that. I almost passed out from laughing. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 1:57:27 AM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife finally had to look over my shoulder and read this. I could not stop laughing long enough to tell her what the hell was so funny.  Well played. Same thing with me!! My wife did not think it was that funny though. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 1:57:38 AM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: EPIC FPNI |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 1:59:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She is currently banging MGK. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/26/64/a1/2664a1df0c676bfd7af4dbebe84d6a61.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'd boil her panties and drink the broth, then leave her face looking like a painter's radio. She is currently banging MGK. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/26/64/a1/2664a1df0c676bfd7af4dbebe84d6a61.jpg That cuck looks like he hasn’t lifted a weight in his entire life. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 2:01:28 AM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She is a beautiful lady.  Yep. Movie looks stupid, but she's gorgeous. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 2:04:26 AM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd boil her panties and drink the broth, then leave her face looking like a painter's radio. Paging "I'd suck the dick of the last guy inside her" guy, if anyone remembers that at all ???? |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 2:08:37 AM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd boil her panties and drink the broth, then leave her face looking like a painter's radio.  |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 2:09:04 AM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It’ll be a flop. Depends on how much Megan Fox nakedness ... "I'm a HOT Special Operator who 'Baits Lions by running around in the nude. My glistening skin & musky sweat draw the Alpha Lions looking for meat... " It could work depending on a gross overage of gratuitous nakeness & sex scenes... As Joe Bob Briggs used to rate Drive In Movies it could have it all. Bullets, Breasts & Beasts! |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 2:17:16 AM EDT
[#9]
Directed by MJ Basset; he did a bunch of Strikeback seasons when it was awesome.
Will watch and then give the wife a damn good rogering afterwards. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 2:22:44 AM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Depends on how much Megan Fox nakedness ... "I'm a HOT Special Operator who 'Baits Lions by running around in the nude. My glistening skin & musky sweat draw the Alpha Lions looking for meat... " It could work depending on a gross overage of gratuitous nakeness & sex scenes... As Joe Bob Briggs used to rate Drive In Movies it could have it all. Bullets, Breasts & Beasts! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: It’ll be a flop. Depends on how much Megan Fox nakedness ... "I'm a HOT Special Operator who 'Baits Lions by running around in the nude. My glistening skin & musky sweat draw the Alpha Lions looking for meat... " It could work depending on a gross overage of gratuitous nakeness & sex scenes... As Joe Bob Briggs used to rate Drive In Movies it could have it all. Bullets, Breasts & Beasts! I would be stunned if there was any female nudity in this at all. Awhile ago I had an idea for a story set in Africa. Basically the story of a bunch of embassy employees trying to get to an airport in the middle of a civil war. Some of the employees may have been having an impromptu costume party while the war broke out. Cough... @Discolite and there may or may not have been VZ58s and a rolling gun battle through a burning city on the table. This... Looks and sounds like a pile of feminist claptrap. "You know like when the rocket hit the Blackhawk... I mean the Osprey and it blew up and it looked like it was bleeding an shit and then the lion attacked and like everyone knows that the female lions are the hunters for the pride while the guy just lays back and screws all day... Men." |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 2:30:01 AM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I legit thought it was a spoof.....guess not. Me too! It looks................................interesting |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 2:42:31 AM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: How many thumbs down will this get? Stubby little tubby thumbs, or the normal kind? |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 3:03:15 AM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Same thing with me!! My wife did not think it was that funny though. So I'm not invited for dinner? |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 7:15:00 AM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Holy cow where did you come up with that. I almost passed out from laughing. Goes way back, at least 2007 on this site. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 7:18:58 AM EDT
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Someone should have her consult with Eddie Gallagher on how to mount an EOTech.
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Posted: 7/22/2020 7:27:07 AM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I will see it week one. I am a fucking American, masculine guy that's why!!!!! Machine Guns, Megan, RPGs, Bombs. Fuck all you cucks. A guy who pays to watch a woman and not get sex is called a simp. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 7:33:00 AM EDT
[#17]
Will be right up there with “Sharknado” but the FP will make it live for eternity in GD.
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Posted: 7/22/2020 7:35:08 AM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd boil her panties and drink the broth, then leave her face looking like a painter's radio. Avatar  Attached Filefitting to response |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 7:36:27 AM EDT
[#19]
This is a train wreck of a movie.
Why can’t they do a Megan Fox, Kristen Stewart underwater movie with wife beater shirts, cold water and a lesbian we need to warm up shower scene? |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 7:41:12 AM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Thats possibly the worst trailer I have ever seen. One of the worst movie trailers ever made. But look at what they had to work with. I also love how she definitely called a Blackhawk and Osprey too. Or maybe the Blackhawks code name was Osprey.. for reasons. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 7:43:29 AM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Thats possibly the worst trailer I have ever seen. +1 |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 7:43:53 AM EDT
[#22]
This looks like one of the dumbest worst movies ever made. I will watch it however, because I enjoy looking at Megan Fox.
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Posted: 7/22/2020 7:45:56 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/22/2020 7:51:16 AM EDT
[#24]
Hard pass, it looks like trash.
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:01:34 AM EDT
[#25]
Ghost in the Darkness 2: Fox & Lion Boogaloo...
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:08:52 AM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd boil her panties and drink the broth, then leave her face looking like a painter's radio. Boiling kills the flavor. You want to heat your water just short of boiling to avoid “cooking” the delicate panties. Steep them for 2-4 minutes and strain. Sip. Enjoy the nuances, the complexity and character. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:14:55 AM EDT
[#27]
Blackhawk gets shot by rpg. Blackhawk incinerates.
"We've lost the osprey extraction" 
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:17:07 AM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This is a train wreck of a movie. Why can’t they do a Megan Fox, Kristen Stewart underwater movie with wife beater shirts, cold water and a lesbian we need to warm up shower scene? Because they already did that one with Ana de Armas, Keanu Reeves, and some other really hot chick that I don't know who she is. 
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:32:03 AM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Lol looks like your typical Hollyweird liberal girl power woman warrior fantasy bullshit. Won't see a dime of my money. Yep, got old a long time ago, now it is just a freaking joke, but the liberal Left in Hollywood have moved so far to the Left they can't have strong male leads anymore that is misogynist and they especially can't have strong White male leads as that would be racist and misogynist so the "liberal girl power woman warrior fantasy" is the only thing they have, and we keeping seeing it over and over, just look at the crap Netfix keeps releasing for example. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:40:39 AM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That cuck looks like he hasn’t lifted a weight in his entire life. He lifts her tits to his mouth, so there's that. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:52:48 AM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd boil her panties and drink the broth, then leave her face looking like a painter's radio.  Attached File |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:56:01 AM EDT
[#32]
She said, "They're moving the asset," and I said, "I'm never watching this."
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:57:18 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd boil her panties and drink the broth, then leave her face looking like a painter's radio.  Movie looks like hot garbage, tho |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 8:57:53 AM EDT
[#34]
Not even ‘so bad it’s good’, just ‘the suckage-factor is too high, and I value my time & brain cells too much to watch such stupidity’ level fail.
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Posted: 7/22/2020 9:00:16 AM EDT
[#35]
My 2 year old handles firearms more competently than she does. Also that CGI looks unbelievably awful. I can't fathom the idea that a studio would let effects like that go to theater.
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Posted: 7/22/2020 9:01:48 AM EDT
[#36]
I was rooting hard for the lion. Didn't even finish the trailer.
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Posted: 7/22/2020 9:03:22 AM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I know I could read it for free, but that there is worth every penny of the $24 per year. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'd boil her panties and drink the broth, then leave her face looking like a painter's radio. I read it for free |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 9:05:33 AM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not even 'so bad it's good', just 'the suckage-factor is too high, and I value my time & brain cells too much to watch such stupidity' level fail. Yeah I'll wait for Red Letter Media to do a "Best of the Worst" on it...because you know they will. 
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Posted: 7/22/2020 9:05:37 AM EDT
[#39]
It is not that they want movies that have a woman leader being strong and stuff.
It is that they CANNOT STAND the fact that there were good movies made with strong male leads, doing male stuff. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 9:06:52 AM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She was hotter before the plastic surgery. Also that looks like a hot mess of shit. Ps: FPNI |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 9:09:41 AM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That looks horrible! typical girls can do anything boys can do shit. except she cant sell the role. 2 bit actress with fucking horrible skin. 4k isn't her friend. I didn't say I wouldn't fuck her cause I sure would but as an actress she just sucks 
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Posted: 7/22/2020 9:10:15 AM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: One of the worst movie trailers ever made. But look at what they had to work with. I also love how she definitely called a Blackhawk and Osprey too. Or maybe the Blackhawks code name was Osprey.. for reasons. The RPG shootdown and Blackhawk explosion at the beginning looked super realistic
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Posted: 7/22/2020 9:14:55 AM EDT
[#43]
Looks terrible
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Posted: 7/22/2020 9:15:05 AM EDT
[#44]
Good God, that trailer is remarkably bad.
Also, that's not what happens when an RPG hits a helicopter while in flight. Dumb movie, will flop. No care. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 9:28:17 AM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You could also make bread with the broth. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'd like to nominate "boil her panties and drink the broth" as the official replacement for "drink her bathwater." That always bothered me, because of the soap. You could also make bread with the broth. Sourdough. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 9:29:38 AM EDT
[#46]
Has she run through all of her ‘Transformers’ residuals, is that why she is in this dumpster-fire of a movie? And who are the morons who green-lighted this piece of shit?
My 13 year old granddaughter reading a grocery list out loud has more range, tone, and inflection in her voice than Ms. Fox, and is more believable. Just terrible, and in the worst way; one that is trying to be taken seriously. |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 9:40:34 AM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She is currently banging MGK. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/26/64/a1/2664a1df0c676bfd7af4dbebe84d6a61.jpg She’s not known for her good judgment, which means you still have a chance... |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 10:04:42 AM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This is a train wreck of a movie. Why can't they do a Megan Fox, Kristen Stewart underwater movie with wife beater shirts, cold water and a lesbian we need to warm up shower scene? Is there a Kickstarter for this endeavor? |
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Posted: 7/22/2020 10:41:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/22/2020 10:59:24 AM EDT
[#50]
She's hot.
The movie looks like shit and the soundtrack is enough to get me to beg for a lion to maul me to death. Next? |
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