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Link Posted: 1/18/2020 1:02:30 AM EDT
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No homo?
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I mean, if you wanna tag along too I guess that’s ok
Link Posted: 1/18/2020 1:37:07 AM EDT
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Did anyone else hear a voice in their head say “I’m Rick James bitch!”  after reading that?
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I heard "Fuck yo couch"
Link Posted: 1/18/2020 1:51:09 AM EDT
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I mean, if you wanna tag along too I guess that's ok
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I mean, if you wanna tag along too I guess that's ok
Count me in.
Link Posted: 1/18/2020 1:57:06 AM EDT
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I've seen a 70's (I think) Chevy El Camino jacked up in a similar fashion. That's my lotto win acquisition. In 4WD.
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My all-time fave was a jacked up off road 4x4 '57 Chevy Nomad.
Link Posted: 1/18/2020 2:34:17 AM EDT
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OK, let’s keep the jaw jacking to other threads. Post funny or at least interesting pics.

Link Posted: 1/18/2020 2:47:11 AM EDT
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OK, let’s keep the jaw jacking to other threads. Post funny or at least interesting pics.

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Some were born to fail.

Link Posted: 1/18/2020 3:01:33 AM EDT
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OK, let's keep the jaw jacking to other threads. Post funny or at least interesting pics.

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You first...  


Link Posted: 1/18/2020 3:56:22 AM EDT
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well, it has been shown that women tolerate G-forces better.
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Sh*t F!rearm Owners Don't Say
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I used to use it as a 3-line trick that would get me laid:

[opening game]
Her: Sorry
Me [serious voice]: It's alright; just don't let it happen again.
Her: [says anything at all]
[middle game]
Me [Very seriously]: What the fuck did you just say to me?
Her: [says something else]
Me [half jokingly]: Do you want to fight?
Her: Lets go
[end game]
Link Posted: 1/18/2020 12:41:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/18/2020 2:03:08 PM EDT
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Would this be a Rate My Meal thread starter for 99% of GD?  

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Link Posted: 1/18/2020 3:28:04 PM EDT
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That thing is kindof cool
Link Posted: 1/18/2020 3:31:55 PM EDT
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Next two for the womynz....


Link Posted: 1/18/2020 3:35:41 PM EDT
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Anyone know what kind of bug that is? I haven't seen anything like it before.
Link Posted: 1/18/2020 3:40:10 PM EDT
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Anyone know what kind of bug that is? I haven't seen anything like it before.
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Anyone know what kind of bug that is? I haven't seen anything like it before.
Looks like a cave spider to me.
Link Posted: 1/18/2020 3:42:35 PM EDT
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well, it has been shown that women tolerate G-forces better.
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well, it has been shown that women tolerate G-forces better.
I'm told that's what the G-spot is for.
Link Posted: 1/18/2020 3:47:45 PM EDT
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Anyone know what kind of bug that is? I haven't seen anything like it before.
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Tailless whip scorpion
Link Posted: 1/18/2020 4:01:51 PM EDT
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Tailless whip scorpion
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I thought it may be that but it looks so much thinner than most of those, then again there are tens of thousands of species of most insects/arachnids so its not super surprising.
Link Posted: 1/18/2020 6:13:08 PM EDT
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Lol.
Link Posted: 1/18/2020 9:04:00 PM EDT
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The music from ID4 makes it even awesomer.
Link Posted: 1/18/2020 9:25:54 PM EDT
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What the heck is going on at my local theater!?

Caribou, Maine

Link Posted: 1/18/2020 10:04:54 PM EDT
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In honor of what all sensible people agree is Robert E. Lee day on Monday:





Love the Trumpster, but this:





Not good.




Link Posted: 1/18/2020 11:54:05 PM EDT
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A 100" tall Godzilla? That's about, what, eight feet?
Link Posted: 1/18/2020 11:57:32 PM EDT
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A 100" tall Godzilla? That's about, what, eight feet?
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A 100" tall Godzilla? That's about, what, eight feet?
It’s saying the ice needs to be 100” thick to support Godzilla’s weight.......

The title in the picture in big bold letters says minimum ice thickness....
Link Posted: 1/19/2020 12:19:48 AM EDT
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In honor of what all sensible people agree is Robert E. Lee day on Monday:

https://i.imgur.com/jyAc7s8.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/gg7QLum.jpg

Love the Trumpster, but this:

https://i.imgur.com/lVkpvmg.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/wZDbRnb.jpg

Not good.

https://i.imgur.com/1ZacDGz.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/x30b5V7.jpg
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Deleted, not part of the funny expected here.
Link Posted: 1/19/2020 1:32:54 AM EDT
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A 100" tall Godzilla? That's about, what, eight feet?
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That's the thickness of the ice.
Or is my sarcasm meter off?
Link Posted: 1/19/2020 1:34:52 AM EDT
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In honor of what all sensible people agree is Robert E. Lee day on Monday:

https://i.imgur.com/jyAc7s8.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/gg7QLum.jpg

Love the Trumpster, but this:

https://i.imgur.com/lVkpvmg.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/wZDbRnb.jpg

Not good.

https://i.imgur.com/1ZacDGz.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/x30b5V7.jpg
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Whose car is in the middle?
Link Posted: 1/19/2020 1:44:57 AM EDT
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Whose car is in the middle?
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In honor of what all sensible people agree is Robert E. Lee day on Monday:

https://i.imgur.com/jyAc7s8.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/gg7QLum.jpg

Love the Trumpster, but this:

https://i.imgur.com/lVkpvmg.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/wZDbRnb.jpg

Not good.

https://i.imgur.com/1ZacDGz.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/x30b5V7.jpg
Whose car is in the middle?
Link Posted: 1/19/2020 1:50:45 AM EDT
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I used to use it as a 3-line trick that would get me laid:

[opening game]
Her: Sorry
Me [serious voice]: It's alright; just don't let it happen again.
Her: [says anything at all]
[middle game]
Me [Very seriously]: What the fuck did you just say to me?
Her: [says something else]
Me [half jokingly]: Do you want to fight?
Her: Lets go
[end game]
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My favorite response for "Sorry" is a stern "You should be!"  

I usually give it a few seconds to see their reaction, and then start laughing!

Another good one is when someone says "I'm sorry" as a condolence, respond with "You did this?!" or "This was your fault?!" in a questioning manner.
Link Posted: 1/19/2020 2:04:10 AM EDT
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That's just wrong.

Since infinity has no boundaries, it is not possible to remove 99% of it.

No matter how much you remove whatever remains will still be infinite.  And where you gonna put that infinity you removed?  Got an empty infinity over in the next county maybe?
Link Posted: 1/19/2020 2:53:57 AM EDT
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Whose car is in the middle?
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Yeah, I didn't recognize it either...
Link Posted: 1/19/2020 3:09:58 AM EDT
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Yeah, I didn't recognize it either...
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Supernatural TV show
Link Posted: 1/19/2020 9:50:17 AM EDT
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Was looking for this on Bing images, found alot of worthies:










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Link Posted: 1/19/2020 2:01:16 PM EDT
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Vidor, Tx will change you????
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OK, that was funny.
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