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Posted: 2/27/2018 9:32:29 PM EDT

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It looks like I'll be pigging out on overtime this week.

Posted: 2/27/2018 9:34:45 PM EDT

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Took the shepherd over to the folks house to burn some energy off of their labradoodle
Dad doesn’t get around so well lately

Edit damn autocorrect
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Chupacabra

Posted: 2/27/2018 9:35:50 PM EDT

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staring at the computer, i really got nothing.

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Posted: 2/27/2018 9:41:04 PM EDT

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It looks like I'll be pigging out on overtime this week.

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Mo money Mo money!!

Oh, I'm really enjoying your avatars @GiggleSmith

Not that I don't like Clint Eastwood, but, she is "much" better looking

Posted: 2/27/2018 9:48:37 PM EDT

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Mo money Mo money!!

Oh, I'm really enjoying your avatars @GiggleSmith

Not that I don't like Clint Eastwood, but, she is "much" better looking

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She'll be back Friday night.

Posted: 2/27/2018 9:51:14 PM EDT

[#6]

12/50

Posted: 2/27/2018 10:23:24 PM EDT

[#7]

Canada geese are back in Wisconsin

Posted: 2/27/2018 10:44:38 PM EDT

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Started work on the corvette today. its in the shop and stripped down..https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/62906/DSCN2809-465896.JPG

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Nice car. I had a C6 a few years back.

Posted: 2/27/2018 11:07:48 PM EDT

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"I was here to talk about raising the dead. Not resurrection. I'm not that good. I mean zombies. The shambling dead. Rotting corpses. Night of the living dead. That kind of zombie. . . . It's a job, that's all, like selling".
-Anita Blake, Vampire Executioner
{"Guilty Pleasures", page 1, paragraph 1}

Posted: 2/27/2018 11:14:29 PM EDT

[#10]

This day in history:

February 27, 1991

U.S. President George H. W. Bush announces that "Kuwait is liberated".

Posted: 2/27/2018 11:17:59 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/27/2018 11:30:04 PM EDT

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"I stepped out of the car on the rat king's arm, like a trophy wife--except for the wrist sheaths and the two folding knives hidden in my clothing. Somehow I think trophy wives wear more makeup and less cutlery. But, Hey, I haven't met a trophy wife, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they know what I know, The true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs. Sometimes four inches will do the job, but to be really sure, I like to have six. Funny how phallic objects are always more useful the bigger they are. Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives."
-Anita Blake, Vampire Executioner
{Narcissus In Chains" page 305}

Edited to include the entire quote. . . . wrist sheaths and the folding knives hidden in clothing. It highlights the vintage Anita Blake.

Posted: 2/27/2018 11:38:57 PM EDT

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daily entry #1

Posted: 2/27/2018 11:40:23 PM EDT

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Daily entry #2

Posted: 2/28/2018 12:27:31 AM EDT

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Night post! Hope everyone had a great day.

Posted: 2/28/2018 12:43:08 AM EDT

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I finally got full custody of my kids after the wife walked out on us last year

Posted: 2/28/2018 1:22:14 AM EDT

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staring at the computer, i really got nothing.

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Looks like you've got lots of trash can guns!

Posted: 2/28/2018 2:37:01 AM EDT

[#18]

God morning

or good night

Whatever may apply

Posted: 2/28/2018 6:57:46 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/28/2018 7:00:58 AM EDT

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Bacon egg and cheese on a biscuit for breakfast
Yessirrr

Posted: 2/28/2018 7:11:51 AM EDT

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I'm planning on shooting the guns I have more this year instead of buying more.

Posted: 2/28/2018 8:16:12 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/28/2018 9:34:46 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/28/2018 11:00:03 AM EDT

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Yeah, I know I'm allowed two a day... But I'm lazy.

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Posted: 2/28/2018 11:01:55 AM EDT

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Just finished my morning protein shake.

Posted: 2/28/2018 11:15:16 AM EDT

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I was very much hoping we'd be past page 12 by now. Well, we're not, but I guess we're not too terribly far from lucky page 13, either.

Posted: 2/28/2018 11:17:04 AM EDT

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I was very much hoping we'd be past page 12 by now. Well, we're not, but I guess we're not too terribly far from lucky page 13, either.

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And now we're one post closer than we were when I posted above!

Posted: 2/28/2018 1:27:04 PM EDT

[#28]

Heat Shootout Scene [High Quality]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL9fnVtz_lc

Posted: 2/28/2018 1:47:34 PM EDT

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I finally got full custody of my kids after the wife walked out on us last year

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Congratulations!!

Posted: 2/28/2018 1:50:19 PM EDT

[#30]

It's not even lunchtime and I'm done with my work already

Posted: 2/28/2018 2:07:10 PM EDT

[#31]

Almost lunch time!

Posted: 2/28/2018 2:09:37 PM EDT

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thanks, it's been a while

Posted: 2/28/2018 2:12:40 PM EDT

[#33]

Honey made a batch of deviled eggs!!
Yay!!!

Posted: 2/28/2018 2:14:04 PM EDT

[#34]

Part deux:

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@Aimless called. He wants his hat back!

Posted: 2/28/2018 2:27:55 PM EDT

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Jim gets a job painting traffic lines on the road

The boss tells him that they expect about 3 miles a day out of him. So day 1, Jim paints 8 miles. The boss can't believe it. He takes Jim out to dinner to show his appreciation for his incredible work ethic. The next day, Jim paints 6 miles. A bit of a dip, but still amazing. But then the next day he paints only 2 miles, then the next day, just 1.

The boss takes Jim aside and says "Look, you did so much the first couple of days I won't fire you for slacking today and yesterday, but like I told you, you gotta' paint at least 3 miles a day if you want to keep this job. Now--how do you account for doing so well the first couple days, then doing so bad?"

"Well boss," says Jim, "It's just got to where it takes such a long time to get back to the paint bucket."

Posted: 2/28/2018 3:39:19 PM EDT

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Had to go to the dentist today to replace a broken crown. Boss mentioned to his wife that I would be in late today because I was getting a new crown. Wife replied, "Well, that's a little pretentious of her, isn't it?"

I'm still laughing at that. Apparently, it doesn't take much to amuse me.

Posted: 2/28/2018 3:47:54 PM EDT

[#37]

Actually getting money back on our taxes this year!

Posted: 2/28/2018 4:22:16 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/28/2018 4:25:36 PM EDT

[#39]

Thanks for the opportunity OP

Posted: 2/28/2018 5:08:22 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/28/2018 5:11:41 PM EDT

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This morning my 4 year old FaceTimed me and told me a joke.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

He loves jokes.

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Posted: 2/28/2018 6:42:30 PM EDT

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Staying home with my sick 1 year old daughter today, watching "Planet Earth" on Netflix. She thinks the lemurs look just like her pet kitty.

Posted: 2/28/2018 6:47:12 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/28/2018 6:49:58 PM EDT

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First one of the day. Going ice fishing tomorrow.

Posted: 2/28/2018 6:58:33 PM EDT

[#45]

Another beautiful day in PA!

Posted: 2/28/2018 7:02:26 PM EDT

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My son's best friend has his 6th professional fight on Saturday. Jimmy Kelleher (5-0) in Wilkes-barre. Ooh-Raa!

Posted: 2/28/2018 9:26:14 PM EDT

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'You don't volunteer for slugfests with vampires. It shortens your life expectancy.' And you don't fall in love with a werewolf. It interferes with your work. Especially when you're a preternatural expert, like me. My name is Anita Blake. My business brings me up close and personal with all shapes and sizes of monsters. And not all of them want to kill me. Take, for instance, the local pack of lycanthrops - they're werewolves to you. A number of them are missing, and they've come to me for help. Maybe because I'm dating the leader of the pack. I've survived a lot - from jealous vampires to killer zombies - but this love thing may kill me yet.
-Anita Blake, Vampire Executioner
{The Lunatic Cafe}