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Posted: 4/28/2019 10:28:10 AM EDT
[#1]
Toilet paper.
If you want to gather a harem of willing suburban milfs to your underground bunker, you will also need feminine hygiene products. And baby wipes. |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 10:30:03 AM EDT
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17. Survival guide book
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Posted: 4/28/2019 10:30:49 AM EDT
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I'm hopeful that we'll get some information about this stuff from some folks in Venezuela after they get their shit together.
I remember reading ferfals blog back in the day. It was an interesting thing to be able to watch a collapse happen like that. |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 10:32:05 AM EDT
[#4]
Lube
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Posted: 4/28/2019 10:33:22 AM EDT
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I'd be interesting to see what Walmart's inventory control system racks up in the days before epic weather.
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Posted: 4/28/2019 10:40:46 AM EDT
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I'd be interesting to see what Walmart's inventory control system racks up in the days before epic weather. Water Milk Bread Beer Gatorade Fuel Cans Prescriptions Cash -everyone tried to get cash back with their purchase. Other places: Window AC Generators Propane Fuel Cash, ATM run out Ice Beer Liquor |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 10:43:40 AM EDT
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That list looks more like a Living in comfort SHTF list.
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Posted: 4/28/2019 10:44:34 AM EDT
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Toilet paper. If you want to gather a harem of willing suburban milfs to your underground bunker, you will also need feminine hygiene products. And baby wipes. |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 10:45:40 AM EDT
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Political correctness.
There are no diversity hires in Bartertown. |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 10:48:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This. Nobody that I know stocks toilet paper. I always have a fresh unopened Costco pack in the garage. I buy another one when the last unopened one gets opened. A case from Costco lasts 6+ months, so I usually have around a years worth of tp. Maybe I'll up it to two unopened packs. Lol |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 10:51:08 AM EDT
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If SHTF toilet paper is the least of my worries.
Ill wipe my ass with squirrel pelts and crumpled up pages from books |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 10:56:13 AM EDT
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I don't think big dogs will be in short supply- unless they get eaten.
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Posted: 4/28/2019 10:58:42 AM EDT
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Toilet Paper in individual waterproof bags will be the new $100 bill.
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Posted: 4/28/2019 11:06:09 AM EDT
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Toilet paper. If you want to gather a harem of willing suburban milfs to your underground bunker, you will also need feminine hygiene products. And baby wipes. |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 11:07:27 AM EDT
[#15]
Lighters and matches.
Welfare checks and EBT cards. |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 11:08:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Do only 3rd world countries have shtf? Who uses tp anymore, wet wipes ftw. |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 11:59:09 AM EDT
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1. Civility
Motherfuckers can't go shopping after Thanksgiving without killing each other. |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 12:01:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This. Nobody that I know stocks toilet paper. 8nBAIT |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 12:05:27 PM EDT
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If SHTF toilet paper is the least of my worries. Ill wipe my ass with squirrel pelts and crumpled up pages from books |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 12:08:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My basement is filled with thousands of old phone books, white and yellow. |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 12:08:53 PM EDT
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Magnum sized condoms
Blow up sheep Cups of hot fat The head of Alfredo Garcia |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 12:13:31 PM EDT
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My basement is filled with thousands of old phone books, white and yellow. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If SHTF toilet paper is the least of my worries. Ill wipe my ass with squirrel pelts and crumpled up pages from books 
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Posted: 4/28/2019 12:14:57 PM EDT
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Coffee at #92! REALLY? Would be on top 5 of my list the way I drink it.
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Posted: 4/28/2019 12:16:49 PM EDT
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I didn't notice "Available Tail" in the top 10.
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Posted: 4/28/2019 12:16:51 PM EDT
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Walmart is teaching me to hoard since they're out of stock so often.
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Posted: 4/28/2019 5:20:44 PM EDT
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If SHTF toilet paper is the least of my worries. Ill wipe my ass with squirrel pelts and crumpled up pages from books |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 5:40:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Do only 3rd world countries have shtf? Who uses tp anymore, wet wipes ftw. itsyourwetbholefuneral.jpg |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 5:41:01 PM EDT
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One would call that hording... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If SHTF toilet paper is the least of my worries. Ill wipe my ass with squirrel pelts and crumpled up pages from books |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 5:49:39 PM EDT
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I didn't notice "Available Tail" in the top 10. |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 5:51:49 PM EDT
[#30]
There's never a cop when you need one.
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Posted: 4/28/2019 5:51:49 PM EDT
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I'd be interesting to see what Walmart's inventory control system racks up in the days before epic weather. Short answer: strawberry Pop Tarts, beer, bottled water, batteries, fuel containers, and bread. The pop tarts thing is so consistent it's literally a pre-hurricane check list item at Walmart. Volumes are about 7 times normal. |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 5:53:50 PM EDT
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Toilet paper. If you want to gather a harem of willing suburban milfs to your underground bunker, you will also need feminine hygiene products. And baby wipes. |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 5:54:07 PM EDT
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Having been through a real SHTF, well not quite, but post hurricane 2 weeks w/o electricity (in a city)that most Americans have never been through other than a camping trip. The #1 thing you will need is WATER, and WATER, and WATER. Generator is next, and they quickly sell out for a several hundred mile radius. You need a light source for the evening, we had kids still in diapers. You need light to change a diaper. Otherwise, you go to sleep when it gets dark. You start a fire in your yard, and cook up all the meat that is going to spoil.
But trust me, water is your main concern. |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 5:57:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This. Nobody that I know stocks toilet paper. Four women in the house it goes fast. Also many visitors. |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 6:00:22 PM EDT
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My enemies.
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Posted: 4/28/2019 6:02:07 PM EDT
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What a stupid list.
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Posted: 4/28/2019 6:02:34 PM EDT
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SNIP: Been there, done that. You need toilet paper and water, bitches!! 
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Posted: 4/28/2019 6:07:16 PM EDT
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Toilet paper. If you want to gather a harem of willing suburban milfs to your underground bunker, you will also need feminine hygiene products. And baby wipes. They are cheap, dont rot or go bad. |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 6:09:25 PM EDT
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Coffee at #92! REALLY? Would be on top 5 of my list the way I drink it. Can you imagine day #741 when people have limited food, low energy compared to someone who's alert as can be with caffeine? That's an incredible tactical advantage. |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 6:10:49 PM EDT
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Opioids. As soon as TSHF all pharmacies will be raided for opiates. Smart people will go in afterwards to collect all the discarded antibiotics
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Posted: 4/28/2019 6:14:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I live in a house with three girls. I always have a fresh unopened Costco pack in the garage. I buy another one when the last unopened one gets opened. A case from Costco lasts 6+ months, so I usually have around a years worth of tp. Maybe I'll up it to two unopened packs. Lol I also have a plunger in every bathroom because nothing clogs a toilet quicker than girls who insist on using a whole roll every time they pee. I need to install a bidet and invest in sandpaper quality TP |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 6:21:10 PM EDT
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Ammo for all the crazies after EBT goes down.
 Crazy Woman Destroys Store After EBT Card Declined - MUST SEE! |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 6:28:58 PM EDT
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Having been through a real SHTF, well not quite, but post hurricane 2 weeks w/o electricity (in a city)that most Americans have never been through other than a camping trip. The #1 thing you will need is WATER, and WATER, and WATER. Generator is next, and they quickly sell out for a several hundred mile radius. You need a light source for the evening, we had kids still in diapers. You need light to change a diaper. Otherwise, you go to sleep when it gets dark. You start a fire in your yard, and cook up all the meat that is going to spoil. But trust me, water is your main concern. But if you're away from the coast you're not going to find many generators in stores. They just don't stock them. You can order all you want from them online though. 
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Posted: 4/28/2019 6:28:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
If SHTF toilet paper is the least of my worries. Ill wipe my ass with squirrel pelts and crumpled up pages from books |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 6:30:40 PM EDT
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Political correctness. There are no diversity hires in Bartertown. |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 6:33:32 PM EDT
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Liberals and atheists
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Posted: 4/28/2019 6:35:20 PM EDT
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Friends.
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Posted: 4/28/2019 6:36:42 PM EDT
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Thicc women
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Posted: 4/28/2019 6:45:08 PM EDT
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Seems to me it’s not what you have stockpiled.
It’s your ability to defend it. You’ve got all your shit, living like a king, lights still on because your expensive quiet generator or oil lamps. People will notice and people who can’t prepare for shit will want what you have. They will notice they will try and take it. Where do you live? In a street neighbours won’t be so friendly . |
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Posted: 4/28/2019 6:47:51 PM EDT
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Don't have any TP or water in stock, but I did buy a generator. The last multi-day outage was in a very hot summer. Could not even run a simple electric fan in the house.
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