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Posted: 11/1/2018 11:39:30 PM EDT

I bought this thing in August for 499. It doesn’t breathe for shit. I even puts a gortrex pancho over the top and it still doesn’t breathe. Let me axe you something... what good is a rain pancho when you get wetter underneath the pancho than if you was not wearing it at all. I could have dried off in the lake by the subdivision where my filly’s kids play ball. I’m calling the maker in the morning and I want a refund. Walmart won’t give me my ones without a recipe showing what I paid. They said I could exchange it for a new one and I said Botch the first one don’t work why I da fuk would I want a second one that don’t work too? She just sits there cross eyed and toothless.... duh. Don’t Walt mart have a vision and tooth plan for theys employed people? I mean wtf Uncle Sam Walton.

Send it back or use it for water sports with my fine filly?

Posted: 11/1/2018 11:40:40 PM EDT

[#1]

Wat you drinking?

Posted: 11/1/2018 11:42:47 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/1/2018 11:42:56 PM EDT

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Lost me at "let me axe you something" I didn't read past that.

Posted: 11/1/2018 11:43:23 PM EDT

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You had a clammy poncho so you put another poncho over it?? I think I'm missing something in the translation.

OP, you drunk or something???

Posted: 11/1/2018 11:44:09 PM EDT

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Dude I think hes been hitting the bong a bit hard.

Posted: 11/1/2018 11:44:12 PM EDT

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OP likes the fire water.

Posted: 11/1/2018 11:44:52 PM EDT

[#7]

ESL? Voice to text?

Posted: 11/1/2018 11:46:59 PM EDT

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I hate voice to text but it types faster than I can speak it typing it too. I'm not drunk I just don't voice and text good.

Posted: 11/1/2018 11:47:20 PM EDT

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Wur u warin dioderent?

Posted: 11/1/2018 11:47:32 PM EDT

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I'm going with satire. Satire doesn't work on arfcom. Trust me.

Posted: 11/1/2018 11:49:06 PM EDT

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Nothing breathes. I don't give a shit what it's made out of.

You're getting wet one way or the other. Pick which one you want.

Wet from rain or wet from sweat.

Posted: 11/1/2018 11:50:05 PM EDT

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I'm just here for the post count.

Posted: 11/1/2018 11:50:18 PM EDT

[#13]

Giving "raze wolfs" a run for his money are we?

Posted: 11/1/2018 11:51:53 PM EDT

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I'd think shoulder biting retards would be too stupid to even realize the need for a poncho, guess I'm wrong.

Posted: 11/1/2018 11:53:49 PM EDT

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You must speak mush mouth for talk to text to butcher it that badly.

Posted: 11/1/2018 11:56:32 PM EDT

[#16]

My head hurts. Thanks, OP.

Posted: 11/1/2018 11:58:15 PM EDT

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Second night in a row with a post that makes no fucking sense.

Posted: 11/2/2018 12:00:51 AM EDT

[#18]

Derrrrrrrrrrrr.

Posted: 11/2/2018 12:02:05 AM EDT

[#19]

Bad attempt at CoC 8.

Posted: 11/2/2018 12:05:10 AM EDT

[#20]

Parody thread?

Posted: 11/2/2018 12:11:56 AM EDT

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What this thread needs is a mother trucker with bad knees.

Posted: 11/2/2018 12:14:04 AM EDT

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Posted: 11/2/2018 12:15:03 AM EDT

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Posted: 11/2/2018 12:16:05 AM EDT

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Well we all should know that, a walmart poncho is not a sears poncho

my python boot was too tight

Posted: 11/2/2018 12:17:15 AM EDT

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I bought this thing in August for 499. It doesn’t breathe for shit. I even puts a gortrex pancho over the top and it still doesn’t breathe. Let me axe you something... what good is a rain pancho when you get wetter underneath the pancho than if you was not wearing it at all. I could have dried off in the lake by the subdivision where my filly’s kids play ball. I’m calling the maker in the morning and I want a refund. Walmart won’t give me my ones without a recipe showing what I paid. They said I could exchange it for a new one and I said Botch the first one don’t work why I da fuk would I want a second one that don’t work too? She just sits there cross eyed and toothless.... duh. Don’t Walt mart have a vision and tooth plan for theys employed people? I mean wtf Uncle Sam Walton.

Send it back or use it for water sports with my fine filly?

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Your parody thread sucks....

Posted: 11/2/2018 12:20:21 AM EDT

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Or well.

Posted: 11/2/2018 12:24:14 AM EDT

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Shit!

Posted: 11/2/2018 12:35:24 AM EDT

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one condom bad two condom good

Posted: 11/2/2018 1:47:27 AM EDT

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If Pancho had a poncho would it keep him dry while listening to DRI?

Posted: 11/2/2018 2:41:32 AM EDT

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Can we get a separate thread for each piece of clothing you own, updating us on the condition of that item?

Then lets get every member of the board to do the same, each day.

Think how fun and exciting the board will be.

Posted: 11/2/2018 3:03:19 AM EDT

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Brb, gonna go drown myself.

Posted: 11/2/2018 3:08:36 AM EDT

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In on one

Posted: 11/2/2018 5:39:11 AM EDT

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I can't see your point of view. My eyes had rolled back in my head.

Posted: 11/2/2018 5:51:24 AM EDT

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I don't even want to know what OP's first language is.

Posted: 11/2/2018 6:56:03 AM EDT

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I'm going with German because of the watersports comment

Posted: 11/2/2018 7:04:00 AM EDT

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Yea, I’ve heard the Walmarts in Micronesia are a real bitch.

Posted: 11/2/2018 7:05:54 AM EDT

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You thought putting gore tex over a garment would magically change the the garments breathability properties?!?

Posted: 11/2/2018 7:08:19 AM EDT

[#38]

Parody thread

Posted: 11/2/2018 7:17:19 AM EDT

[#39]

The OP has had a stroke.

Posted: 11/2/2018 7:23:33 AM EDT

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Frontotemporal dementia or autism. No doubt caused by our exposure to military vaccine programs

Posted: 11/2/2018 8:40:11 AM EDT

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Lost me at "let me axe you something" I didn't read past that.

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Maybe he's a Hooked on Phonics, ESL reject???

That was some stupid fucking shit to wade through...

"Hey, OP, duck!"

Posted: 11/8/2018 1:46:31 AM EDT

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Snorted drink on keyboard

Posted: 11/8/2018 1:47:58 AM EDT

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Posted: 11/8/2018 2:40:52 AM EDT

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Posted: 11/8/2018 3:13:06 AM EDT

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You did not buy a 499 dollar rain poncho at Wal-Mart.

You should maybe consider treatment

Posted: 11/8/2018 1:28:53 PM EDT

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He forgot the decimal point.

Posted: 11/8/2018 1:38:34 PM EDT

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What this thread needs is a mother trucker with bad knees.

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Cause I'm a mother trucker, and you're a mother trucker too. So we should truck each other's moms, Truck each other's moms!

This is the second best idea that you've ever had.