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Link Posted: 2/28/2019 6:31:01 PM EDT
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I will one day.   Kind of pointless, since I talk to people and get random shit whenever I want.
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Like free ak's
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 6:31:09 PM EDT
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I'se powerful drunk and tarhd, now. Think I'll pass out.
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 7:08:49 PM EDT
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F35C just achieved IOC boys.
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 7:10:53 PM EDT
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F35C just achieved IOC boys.
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Link Posted: 2/28/2019 7:12:05 PM EDT
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F35C just achieved IOC boys.
Not enough characters in the title to bold and put derogatory comments to commies.
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 7:12:19 PM EDT
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F35C just achieved IOC boys.
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lol
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 7:18:19 PM EDT
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I think this deserves its own thread

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Russians, vodka, and a firearm.  
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 7:19:14 PM EDT
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I will one day.   Kind of pointless, since I talk to people and get random shit whenever I want.
Like free ak's
All perks of the job.
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 7:23:28 PM EDT
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Apparently I missed something about a chinchilla?
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 7:25:02 PM EDT
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Apparently I missed something about a chinchilla?
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Yeah, some guy started a thread earlier about his GF's Chinchilla sucking itself off, lol.
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 7:32:51 PM EDT
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Yeah, some guy started a thread earlier about his GF's Chinchilla sucking itself off, lol.
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Oh, I figured it was about something unusual.
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 7:34:43 PM EDT
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I just found it
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 7:36:42 PM EDT
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I just found it
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 7:41:43 PM EDT
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Fucking commies are in my celebratory thread already.
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 7:48:38 PM EDT
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Fucking commies are in my celebratory thread already.
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Yeah, fuck those guys. They are 'tards.
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 7:49:45 PM EDT
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Speaking of happy stuff.

Someone started a thread to stir up the "Federal Workers are Useless" crowd a bit ago, and it reminded me, I'm getting a promotion this weekend that I had forgotten about.
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 7:52:07 PM EDT
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Since when does a new king size bed cost $2800?

Since when does a new fridge cost $1900?

Since when does a salesman feel it's ok to get my wife to choose the most expensive shit?

Summbitches
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 7:56:28 PM EDT
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Since when does a new king size bed cost $2800?

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Summbitches
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I put the breaks on that shit! Still paid $900 for a new bed though on sale, discounted etc.

Still undecided on the new fridge. Trying to locate the right one for a better price.
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 8:01:13 PM EDT
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Speaking of happy stuff.

Someone started a thread to stir up the "Federal Workers are Useless" crowd a bit ago, and it reminded me, I'm getting a promotion this weekend that I had forgotten about.
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Responsibility?

Or

Money?  

Or

Both?  
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 8:01:49 PM EDT
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Since when does a salesman feel it's ok to get my wife to choose the most expensive shit?

Summbitches
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My heat pump murdered me and I shopped around
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 8:02:14 PM EDT
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I put the breaks on that shit! Still paid $900 for a new bed though on sale, discounted etc.

Still undecided on the new fridge. Trying to locate the right one for a better price.
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If you get an adjustable base, have that shit delivered.  We "saved the money".....  almost spent it in the ER for a hernia.
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 8:02:39 PM EDT
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Speaking of happy stuff.

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Congrats!!
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 8:03:39 PM EDT
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Responsibility?

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Speaking of happy stuff.

Someone started a thread to stir up the "Federal Workers are Useless" crowd a bit ago, and it reminded me, I'm getting a promotion this weekend that I had forgotten about.
Responsibility?

Or

Money?  

Or

Both?  
Well. For this one, just money, lol. GS-14 step 2 -> GS-14 step 3.

But I don't feel bad, since a couple moths ago I got to pick up more responsibility for not more money, lol.
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 8:04:21 PM EDT
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Someone started a thread to stir up the "Federal Workers are Useless" crowd a bit ago, and it reminded me, I'm getting a promotion this weekend that I had forgotten about.
Congrats!!
thx
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 8:07:48 PM EDT
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Congrats Seafag
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 8:08:37 PM EDT
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Summbitches
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In his defense, it is job.  
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 8:10:19 PM EDT
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Well. For this one, just money, lol. GS-14 step 2 -> GS-14 step 3.

But I don't feel bad, since a couple moths ago I got to pick up more responsibility for not more money, lol.
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Speaking of happy stuff.

Someone started a thread to stir up the "Federal Workers are Useless" crowd a bit ago, and it reminded me, I'm getting a promotion this weekend that I had forgotten about.
Responsibility?

Or

Money?  

Or

Both?  
Well. For this one, just money, lol. GS-14 step 2 -> GS-14 step 3.

But I don't feel bad, since a couple moths ago I got to pick up more responsibility for not more money, lol.
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 8:17:48 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/28/2019 8:23:46 PM EDT
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My heat pump murdered me and I shopped around
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I bet. Had mine cleaned and serviced yesterday. I asked how much if it died... he said $7500
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If you get an adjustable base, have that shit delivered.  We "saved the money".....  almost spent it in the ER for a hernia.
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We paid for delivery. Just got dropped off
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I see you're a salesman
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 8:26:02 PM EDT
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WTF
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 8:32:54 PM EDT
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I bet. Had mine cleaned and serviced yesterday. I asked how much if it died... he said $7500

We paid for delivery. Just got dropped off
I see you're a salesman
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My heat pump murdered me and I shopped around
I bet. Had mine cleaned and serviced yesterday. I asked how much if it died... he said $7500
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If you get an adjustable base, have that shit delivered.  We "saved the money".....  almost spent it in the ER for a hernia.

We paid for delivery. Just got dropped off
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In his defense, it is job.  
I see you're a salesman
I'm a salesman too.

Game recognize game. The idea with being a good salesman is to actually be a good person. If you try to still shit to everyone to close 100% or try to oversell everyone you'll fail.

Meeting the needs and wants of the customer is our game. The less personal BS and crap, the better. Assume everyone knows something about your product, even if they don't. If they don't, educate them and guide. If they do, poke holes in their bullshit.

My sales guy was fantastic for the heat pump, we drank a beer when I signed. I looked at models and prices so I wasn't retarded, but he made sense. "Unless you're such an envriofag you think you should spend 50% more for the same performance, don't upgrade."

"You keep your house cold as shit, it's gonna be expensive either way, except in winter."

Changed more pipes and more fittings than the next guy, plus was $200 cheaper, plus good guy, plus told me "apply for this 0% scam. Here's the scam, if you don't pay it off in 12 months it's retroactive 24% interest. So pay it off in 11 and no worries"

Really upfront guy, very happy
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 8:36:26 PM EDT
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The fuck?
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 8:38:42 PM EDT
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I'm awake and it's still thursday!
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 8:44:13 PM EDT
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WTF
I'll take one in electric purple.

With neon green highlights.

Link Posted: 2/28/2019 8:46:09 PM EDT
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I'm awake and it's still thursday!
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Link Posted: 2/28/2019 8:52:22 PM EDT
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And now, it is time, to say goodbye. To Jed, and all his kin. They would like to thank you folks, for kindly dropping in. You are all invited back next week, to this locality, to have a heaping helping of their hospitality.
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 8:52:40 PM EDT
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I'm a salesman too.

Game recognize game. The idea with being a good salesman is to actually be a good person. If you try to still shit to everyone to close 100% or try to oversell everyone you'll fail.

Meeting the needs and wants of the customer is our game. The less personal BS and crap, the better. Assume everyone knows something about your product, even if they don't. If they don't, educate them and guide. If they do, poke holes in their bullshit.

My sales guy was fantastic for the heat pump, we drank a beer when I signed. I looked at models and prices so I wasn't retarded, but he made sense. "Unless you're such an envriofag you think you should spend 50% more for the same performance, don't upgrade."

"You keep your house cold as shit, it's gonna be expensive either way, except in winter."

Changed more pipes and more fittings than the next guy, plus was $200 cheaper, plus good guy, plus told me "apply for this 0% scam. Here's the scam, if you don't pay it off in 12 months it's retroactive 24% interest. So pay it off in 11 and no worries"

Really upfront guy, very happy
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I ended up buying the bed from a small business. The owner actually agreed to deliver it tonight since I bought two beds.

He was very nice and a regular guy not an uptight salesman purely looking for a sale. That's part of the reason I bought from them versus the big mattress store. Same day delivery with a smile and a hand shake. Very cool!
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 8:53:11 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/28/2019 8:58:15 PM EDT
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I ended up buying the bed from a small business. The owner actually agreed to deliver it tonight since I bought two beds.

He was very nice and a regular guy not an uptight salesman purely looking for a sale. That's part of the reason I bought from them versus the big mattress store. Same day delivery with a smile and a hand shake. Very cool!
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I'm a salesman too.

Game recognize game. The idea with being a good salesman is to actually be a good person. If you try to still shit to everyone to close 100% or try to oversell everyone you'll fail.

Meeting the needs and wants of the customer is our game. The less personal BS and crap, the better. Assume everyone knows something about your product, even if they don't. If they don't, educate them and guide. If they do, poke holes in their bullshit.

My sales guy was fantastic for the heat pump, we drank a beer when I signed. I looked at models and prices so I wasn't retarded, but he made sense. "Unless you're such an envriofag you think you should spend 50% more for the same performance, don't upgrade."

"You keep your house cold as shit, it's gonna be expensive either way, except in winter."

Changed more pipes and more fittings than the next guy, plus was $200 cheaper, plus good guy, plus told me "apply for this 0% scam. Here's the scam, if you don't pay it off in 12 months it's retroactive 24% interest. So pay it off in 11 and no worries"

Really upfront guy, very happy
I ended up buying the bed from a small business. The owner actually agreed to deliver it tonight since I bought two beds.

He was very nice and a regular guy not an uptight salesman purely looking for a sale. That's part of the reason I bought from them versus the big mattress store. Same day delivery with a smile and a hand shake. Very cool!
Good salesmen are a rare and awesome breed.

Average shouldn't be a terrible experience.

Amazing salesmen legitimately do not work. (Not kidding.) If you're successful long enough, with referrals, your business comes to you.
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 8:59:46 PM EDT
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Wow the chinchilla auto-fellatio thread is up to four pages...
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 9:00:52 PM EDT
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You could say, he's... Obsessed.

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Or SkyFag8700 is in the Autistic spectrum.
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 9:01:42 PM EDT
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lol
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 9:02:36 PM EDT
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Or SkyFag8700 is in the Autistic spectrum.
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You could say, he's... Obsessed.

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( •_•)>¬¦-¦

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Or SkyFag8700 is in the Autistic spectrum.
Both?
Link Posted: 2/28/2019 9:05:46 PM EDT
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