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Prickle page.

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Let’s get this thread back on 8 track.

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Hey EQ79

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Black Sabbath - After Forever (Lyric Video)
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Look who's up from the pork taco stupor riot.
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IMHO Tragic Kingdom Gwen is the best Gwen. I love, love love, love No Doubt's earlier work as well, but Tragic Kingdom was the pinnacle. Before Gwen started with the plastic surgery and pop music.
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Master of reality is a great album!
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Nick, your culvert likely has water in it, don't check the mail blind in your shower shoes and kiltrobe.
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But if you should decide to do so. Set up a video camera so 8000 can have endless laughs watching you yelp in cold water up to your ball sack.
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She's hot as fuck.    I always laugh at the " She's not hot crowds".
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She's hot as fuck.    I always laugh at the " She's not hot crowds".
She appears to be too fat
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White people menus blow.   It's all about the Chinese menu.
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So, my SO was in town between trips for a couple days this week, we went to the awesome Chinese place next door on Tuesday night to pick up some food. The manager is really cool, so we talked to her for a while. Part of the conversation was in Mandarin, so I kept up the best I could (so, like, not much at all ).

Anyway, we get back to the house and turns out the manager gave us a free container of those yummy Chinese fried peanuts. My SO tells me, "She told me these are for you, because you drink a lot and you can snack on them when you drink."

Honestly I wasn't sure if I should be grateful or offended.


LMAO

Grateful! Other cultures aren't as sensitive as we are. I know a guy who drinks and his Spanish wife calls him mi borracho. (My little drunk)

It's not offensive, they're just more honest
You should eat there sometime (Hunan Gate), but make sure you get the Chinese menu, not the white people menu.
White people menus blow.   It's all about the Chinese menu.
Kill whitey
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Moldy rye bread is a hell of a drug.
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When you are on 2200-0600's, yer schedule be upgefucht.
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Yeah, I figured ur scheduled had changed. Gloves Nick, f'ing gloves on the fence line!
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The Goonies (1/5) Movie CLIP - Truffle Shuffle (1985) HD
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Culverts? We don't have no steenking culverts, ese! They make no provision for drainage in Jokelahoma! LOL

When it rains, everything floods in about 87 seconds. For real.

They're all, holy shit! Rain? Ok, panic!
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No Cops For Miles - Nothing Left
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Flow chart to aid in understanding how 8000 functions.

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Crown the roads? Nah, it don't rain much. Fuck auto ins adjusters anyway. We'll put the center of the line of fall here in the middle of I-35, right after the bridge, at the 18th W and Southwest ave exit. The sudden 8" deep puddle will help wake up sleepy drivers.

Ditches? Well, we can do a shallow depression. The excess can just sort of casually waft across your driveway in a spreading pool sort of way.
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25 years straight I got up at like 4:30.

Now I really don't need to be out of bed until like 6 or 6:30

Well guess what that's right I get up everyday at like 4:30 and don't do anything but lay in bed for two hours trying to fall asleep and look on here
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Two primary things Oklahoma seems to disregard, in the 7 years Iv'e been here.
1. Parking
2. Drainage

They build huge venues in the middle of T-town and everyone has to hike a mile, because there's no fucking parking. Many office buildings actually pay for a security officer to drive a transit van or short bus because the nearest parking is 9 blocks away and is full by 0650.

Half the staff at One Technology Center (Tulsa City Hall) parks in a lot across the street from the Performing Arts center, and there was an article in the paper last year about it was a wasted space and they should build a strip mall there instead. Total dumb. Epic derp.

Don't know why no one comes downtown, Why don't they fucking teleport like civilized beings? Parking schmarking...pfffft.
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Crown the roads? Nah, it don't rain much. Fuck auto ins adjusters anyway. We'll put the center of the line of fall here in the middle of I-35, right after the bridge, at the 18th W and Southwest ave exit. The sudden 8" deep puddle will help wake up sleepy drivers.

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Despite all that, U still wound up balls deep in water.

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Twister, the movie and music (1996)
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Kemper in KC and BOK in Tulsa are identical sized venues. 19,500 seats. Kemper is surrounded by acres of parking and vacant lots. the BOK is sandwiched between third and first on Denver, between the sheriff and the courts, and you have to hike forever from the nearest parking. It's fucking OK. You couldn't find any flat ground to build a venue better than the middle of downtown, with some fucking parking space? WTF?
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My shower shoe is still in there under the leaves.
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I'm no civil engineer, nor an architect, but if I was, and I was axed to design and engineer a building people would like to go to for fun, I think the first question I'd consider is, "How are they going to get there conveniently, without having an apparition license from the Ministry of Magic?"

But that's me.
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Anyone checked out this Giant Beast Global Economy show? I assumed it was an SJW shitshow, but it may not be. I'm still skeptical, though.
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Money is like a battery for labor. It's how you save up effort to use later.
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There are great people of every ethnicity. People are just people.

But shithole cultures are a result of numbers winning over individuals every time they are allowed. The USA is the only time a deliberate effort was made to create a country where individuals were protected from the tyranny of fecundity, and it's going away soon.
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money is for suckers.  cash is king.
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There are great people of every ethnicity. People are just people.

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the problem with the USA is they dont force welfare recipients to get a BC implant.  Fix that and in a couple of generations... every single problem will solve itself.
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The poor you will always have with you is not a directive to encourage poor decisions with subsidies.
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Be safe out there today 8000.
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I've made enough poor decisions in my time to be glad I wasn't shielded and encouraged to make even more of them. Poor decisions should hurt. You want to come out in the aftermath of a poor decision with a, "Shit! Don't do that again!" reaction.
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You'll thank later.
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Chick days are coming at Orscheln's. I ordered a chicken coop. It's time to have hens again.
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Is pussy whip pink and frothy?
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im trying to enjoy my coffee man.
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You should put a spoonful of pussy whip in it. It's a vaginal topping.
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Pussy fraiche
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Cherchez la femme
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TM/DR
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