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Link Posted: 3/9/2021 8:37:15 PM EDT
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I know a guy that can suck his own diiick!
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My neighbors dog has a 4 inch clit
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I once told a girl that she could lose 20 pounds of unsightly fat if she cut her head off.
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I was about to get laid.  And I sweetly said,"Whens your birthday?  She said "1963." I said "1863"  Date over. Fuck
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Im on a pirkley roll
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Awakened at 6am by crashing, clanking, pounding, and beeping.

Fucking asshole house builders.

Fuck suburban expansion.

I hope the housing market crashes hard.


You need to get yourself a roof Mexican.


Roof Mexican for 78,000


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I got a wicked cravin' fah a lobstah roll.
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I looked at my asshole in the mirror this morning.
It blew my fuckin' mind!



This popcorn tastes like somebody jizzed all over it

I know a guy that can suck his own diiick!
is it you, while you are checking out your asshole?
Link Posted: 3/9/2021 8:43:36 PM EDT
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I got a wicked cravin' fah a lobstah roll.
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I happen to know a place.
Link Posted: 3/9/2021 8:44:22 PM EDT
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My neighbors dog has a 4 inch clit
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My neighbors dog has a 4 inch clit


Circle of life .
Link Posted: 3/9/2021 8:44:24 PM EDT
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My grandmother's bush starts above her belly button.
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Wait what?
motherfuckers
Link Posted: 3/9/2021 8:45:59 PM EDT
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thats hot
Link Posted: 3/9/2021 8:47:13 PM EDT
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is it you, while you are checking out your asshole?
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I looked at my asshole in the mirror this morning.
It blew my fuckin' mind!



This popcorn tastes like somebody jizzed all over it

I know a guy that can suck his own diiick!
is it you, while you are checking out your asshole?

I bet you got really hairy bawls!
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I bet you got really hairy bawls!
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I looked at my asshole in the mirror this morning.
It blew my fuckin' mind!



This popcorn tastes like somebody jizzed all over it

I know a guy that can suck his own diiick!
is it you, while you are checking out your asshole?

I bet you got really hairy bawls!


i do, but I dont floss my teeth with it, while I'm checking out my asshole.
Link Posted: 3/9/2021 8:49:12 PM EDT
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WTF are you guys on about

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jealous you cant suck your own dick?
Link Posted: 3/9/2021 8:50:57 PM EDT
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i do, but I dont floss my teeth with it, while I'm checking out my asshole.
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I'm going to take a piss in that guy's fucking gas tank!
Link Posted: 3/9/2021 8:51:10 PM EDT
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i do, but I dont floss my teeth with it, while I'm checking out my asshole.
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fuck wait what? If I can see my own ass I can floss it with statch hairs?
Link Posted: 3/9/2021 8:51:59 PM EDT
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Somebody saw somebody's grandma's hairy asshole, but did not floss with it while sucking their own dick.  Or something like that

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Oh fuck.  Oh Lord. Please throw her on my bed.
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Must be all these beers I'm drinkin'!

I'm so wasted off em' maaaan!
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I sense  too much highness.
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i do, but I dont floss my teeth with it, while I'm checking out my asshole.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!
Link Posted: 3/9/2021 8:58:10 PM EDT
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Pics?!?!?
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Today I bought a red flowered Bougainvillea.

Pics?!?!?


After I plant it, maybe.
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I'm going to take a piss in that guy's fucking gas tank!
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Fuck yeah!!
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Workin on rich pricks coastal estates in Maine.

Temp Tales - Fantasy Island
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You need to put thab dogs on it!
I meant the dawgs
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Workin on rich pricks coastal estates in Maine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZGbOlHicZk
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I'd do s lot sof csmp chrckin'.
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Penis! Ass! Penis!


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Metallica - Live Shit Binge & Purge - Seattle '89 - FULL CONCERT - Part 1 [HD]
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Cussing Cockatoo Compilation with Subtitles
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dry
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Good luck with your bubbles on your porch in a couple weeks before that
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Bugger off! You fat-chinned piece..of...um, shit!
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