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Posted: 6/23/2023 10:06:06 PM EDT
Cliff's notes for TL/DW:

- A man ate tacos from an unlicensed food truck.
- Got parasitic worms in his intestines, and cysts IN HIS BRAIN.
- This is because taco truck dude was selling undercooked, tapeworm infested meat, AND probably had the worms himself AND WAS HANDLING THE FOOD WITH HIS UNWASHED HANDS AFTER STICKING HIS FINGERS IN HIS ASS.
- Be careful if you buy meat on line, as illegal meat products that do not meet FDA standards are coming here illegally from Mexico and being sold on line.

ENJOY YOUR TACOS!



A Man Ate Pork Tacos From An Illegal Food Truck. This Is What Happened To His Brain.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:08:26 PM EDT
[#1]
But were the tacos good?
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:10:20 PM EDT
[#2]
I'm not worried, my guy Jose says he runs a clean truck.

Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:11:11 PM EDT
[#3]
There are legal food trucks?

I learned enough spanish to not order weird shit on my tacos.

Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:11:33 PM EDT
[#4]
I've eaten from street vendors in Tijuana.  I can survive anything.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:12:29 PM EDT
[#5]
Death by taco? That’s probably high up on GD’s preferred kill box choices.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:12:29 PM EDT
[#6]
What symptoms did he have? Thanks
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:12:40 PM EDT
[#7]
Wife saw that pretty often at the hospital.  3rd worlders.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:12:53 PM EDT
[#8]
Should have taken his ivermectin.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:13:47 PM EDT
[#9]
I don't eat at any food truck.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:15:24 PM EDT
[#10]
I get all my meat off the interweb.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:15:41 PM EDT
[#11]
Healthy squirt of Tapatio would have prevented the worms.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:18:36 PM EDT
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He started spamming gun forums with shitposts.

Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:18:46 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Cliff's notes for TL/DW:

- A man ate tacos from an unlicensed food truck.
- Got parasitic worms in his intestines, and cysts IN HIS BRAIN.
- This is because taco truck dude was selling undercooked, tapeworm infested meat, AND probably had the worms himself AND WAS HANDLING THE FOOD WITH HIS UNWASHED HANDS AFTER STICKING HIS FINGERS IN HIS ASS.
- Be careful if you buy meat on line, as illegal meat products that do not meet FDA standards are coming here illegally from Mexico and being sold on line.

ENJOY YOUR TACOS!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPRzYJwqz6g
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An Illegal Truck and Alien operator?
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:23:07 PM EDT
[#14]
If only the government had inspected him and hung a little sign up. Would that make you happy, op?
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:26:01 PM EDT
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Probably should have put a squirt of ivermectin paste on there
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:27:23 PM EDT
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He obviously didn't drink enough Tequila to kill the worms.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:28:35 PM EDT
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I've eaten from street vendors in Tijuana Baghdad.  I can survive anything.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:29:11 PM EDT
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The Green Apple flavor kind of grows on you after a while.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:29:25 PM EDT
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Chubby has a very good channel.  He gets some real retards on there.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:31:01 PM EDT
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Tbh, not a bad idea to just deworm every now and again. This more a being near livestock thing than just sketchy tacos, but I guess city folks stepping in/ near homeless shit so prophylactic antiparasitic thing maybe just universal now.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:31:34 PM EDT
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Don't eat ass tacos from suspicious unmarked trucks in a back alley. Got it.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:33:15 PM EDT
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He started spamming gun forums with shitposts.

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He started spamming gun forums with shitposts.

Oh....He went and not only became a Full Fledged Registered Democrat, he became a Moderator at DU.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:35:55 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:39:49 PM EDT
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I'm not a tender tummy by any means but stay the heck away from the roach coaches.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:43:32 PM EDT
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I've probably had 1000mg of caffeine today and I keep falling asleep, it's starting to freak me out a little
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:44:55 PM EDT
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But what about Jos B?
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:45:06 PM EDT
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Double- sorry
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:47:05 PM EDT
[#28]
Shit happens.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:47:51 PM EDT
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Neither do I, starting today

Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:48:36 PM EDT
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I will continue to eat pussy because thats what God intended as he designed it to look like a under cooked Taco.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:49:25 PM EDT
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He started spamming gun forums with shitposts.


Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:52:59 PM EDT
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Notice how there's no mention of when he got his last covid booster.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:54:10 PM EDT
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LMFAO fucking morons that eat at food trucks. Years and years ago it was already a gamble, but convenience and cheap overruled that for most. Then that food truck show started up and every food truck in the US started charging like $15 bare minimum a plate.

You know why there are more penny machines than dollar machines in casino's? Because people are more willing to spend less money at a time to be victims.

Read that again, people are more willing to spend smaller amounts of money more often to actually become victims.

See also, lottery.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:55:20 PM EDT
[#34]
Don’t eat undercooked pork
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:55:34 PM EDT
[#35]
None of you guys posted the Pink Floyd lyric "and the worms ate into his brain" yet?

Really?

Place is slipping.

Gotta do everything myself around this damn place!

Link Posted: 6/23/2023 10:56:40 PM EDT
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And a clean butt. He even offers to let me do an inspection but I trust him.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 11:02:10 PM EDT
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I'd a ride on a sub and check out the titanic before I did that
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 11:03:05 PM EDT
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You're not supposed to eat the tacos. I just buy their guns. Duh!
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 11:03:48 PM EDT
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This thread brought to you by McDonalds.


Where's the Beef?  

Link Posted: 6/23/2023 11:04:39 PM EDT
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His ass itched a lot and sweated.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 11:04:52 PM EDT
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this

it makes you stronger,street tacos
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 11:07:17 PM EDT
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Back when we were allowed to tell the truth about such things, there was one of those crime shows about a housekeeper who was in the country illegally, and never washed her hands when leaving the bathroom and entering the kitchen.  When the household she was living in got E.Coli infections, she packed up and disappeared in the middle of the night, only to surface in someone else's home and do the same thing all over again.  She left a trail of sickness behind her.  There were a lot of dots on the map.

In a sense, you gotta smile when the "Living Wage" crowd goes for the low bidder in their own lives and pays the price.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 11:07:34 PM EDT
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I’m pretty sure my S/O was on that surgery team.

She just did a brain cyst.


Removed the top of the skull to clean it all out. Put it back together.


She was on the plastic surgery side.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 11:07:45 PM EDT
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it makes you stronger,street tacos
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it makes you stronger,street tacos


I survived street food in Olongapo, circa 1975.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 11:08:22 PM EDT
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Well, damn.

I eat from most likely unlicensed food trucks on jobsites all the time.  

I’ll continue to take the risk.  This shit is delicious



All out of clapped out, unmarked roach coaches that honk their mariachi horns as they roll up.

Still alive.

ETA:  at under $8, it’s worth the risk for how damn good it is.

ETA2: made by real Mexicans.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 11:08:41 PM EDT
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I was just reading something about how 90+% of the world does deporting on a regular basis and there's no real reason Americans don't do it.


Factor in how gross most people are about hygiene its probably a reason to think we are stupid
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 11:08:43 PM EDT
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Called Neurocysticercosis, people will show a range of symptoms from muscle aches to arrythmias/heart failure to seizures and neuro issues.

Comes from cross contamination / shit in the food, ie poorly cleaned hands and shit under fingernails more commonly from illegal immigrants.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 11:08:46 PM EDT
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The sickest I have ever been was with a severe bout of food poisoning which was received from some tasty Mexican food.

Well, it wasn't real Mexican. It was all made by white people. It was Taco Time.

Link Posted: 6/23/2023 11:11:08 PM EDT
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I think I'm okay. Thank you.
Link Posted: 6/23/2023 11:14:08 PM EDT
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+1

1) Cook your food

2) Wash your hands
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