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Posted: 2/2/2020 12:08:09 AM EDT
Yes, OP is a bit buzzed right now. However, I confidently speak the truth. My own wife has impeccable hygiene, eats well, drinks a lot of water and exercises regularly. I swear, in the morning her armpits and crotch are the most comforting smells I can imagine. Warm, comforting and clean. There is some common knowledge out there that one of the key factor to finding the right one is a compatible ‘smell’. I feel her and I got it.

Yes, an odd topic to be sure, and one that could quickly go south if discipline isn’t applied

What reactith the hive?
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Pics of wife
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Consider yourself lucky.

My most recent ex was a serial tooter and her poots could clear out an auditorium.

Her diet was just fine.
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Truth !
Link Posted: 2/2/2020 12:14:24 AM EDT
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This is the thread where someone states the contrary and OP calls their woman dirty.
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Thats a total boner killer
Link Posted: 2/2/2020 12:16:36 AM EDT
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She should make candles
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Op has had too much to drink
Link Posted: 2/2/2020 12:18:36 AM EDT
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Used panty vendin' sons a bitches...

Oxytocin is a hell of a drug (alcohol, too, I guess)
Link Posted: 2/2/2020 12:19:40 AM EDT
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True:  Healthy women give off pheromones that attract men.

Science!
Link Posted: 2/2/2020 12:20:46 AM EDT
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A pair of her lightly used panties would need to be presented to the gd jury before we can agree or disagree.
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You're weird
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Yet, strangely accurate
Link Posted: 2/2/2020 12:22:07 AM EDT
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I am off the belief that my Irish born and raised wife was touched by the wee folk or something because she NEVER smells bad. Never. Ever. She even has amazing breath when she first wakes up. She eats pretty clean, only drinks water and the occasional (once or twice per year) bit of wine or liquor. Plus her sorta Americanized after 26 years her brogue is still the sexiest sound in the world to me.

Wife:
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Link Posted: 2/2/2020 12:22:11 AM EDT
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So you like fish sticks.
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I remember what my 4ft 10 redhead girlfriend who had a 40 inch ass and C cups smelled like in high school after soccer practice.I totally agree. Take me home country roads
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My wife is beautiful and healthy and smells great, always. I'm a lucky man.
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As pictured above ... I happen to think redheads are the best. I snagged her when she was 19 and haven't looked back.
Link Posted: 2/2/2020 12:25:21 AM EDT
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Odd use of past tense.
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I guess I'm just weird then because I prefer the smell of soap or body wash of a freshly showered woman.
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I've been around a lot of AT thru hikers.

I don't think there is much difference when it comes to body odor and leg and armpit hair.
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Mine slept with my friends and left a ragged hole in me
Link Posted: 2/2/2020 12:44:19 AM EDT
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I've been a gymrat and rolled with a bunch of chicks in mma.

They get funky too.
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There are some women out there, I'll lick the sweat out of their asscrack.  Depends on the woman and her particular scent.
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OP likes the scent of
day-old precious.....
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My wife comes back from her four mile run all hot and sweaty in sporty clothes, and I could just lick her skin off.

But I like her clean too. When she’s hoping out of the shower smelling like flowers with wet hair, I could just lick her skin off.

When she’s all dun and dolled up and looking fine, some heals, jeans and a cheetah cami, I could just lick her skin off.

... There aren’t many times I can remember where I couldn’t drop what I was doing and just lick that woman’s skin off.

Link Posted: 2/2/2020 12:52:35 AM EDT
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I used to go home right about the same time that a "hot yoga" class let out. Some of them were extremely sweaty. Not the worst smell but they did have a funk going on. Way better smell than the men's locker room.
Link Posted: 2/2/2020 12:54:11 AM EDT
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Uh......OP.......you're weird.  BO is BO, bro.  It's NEVER good.
Link Posted: 2/2/2020 1:15:11 AM EDT
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My wife of almost 32 years past a little over 2 years ago , I still miss her aroma.
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I think your a nasty motherfucker, but you do you OP
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Wat.
Link Posted: 2/2/2020 1:38:08 AM EDT
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Well... Um... I haven't gone to the lengths the OP has for sniffing out armpits and whatnot...

But yes, my Wife has her own scent that is absolutely divine.

What really drove me a bit nuts was how distracting she smelled while pregnant. Didn't matter what she looked like, but she smelled like a walking talking aphrodisiac... Good thing it is much harder to get them pregnant while already pregnant.
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Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth?
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Condolences...

There have been times when I've been away from my Wife for extended periods... I know the feeling, but not with the finality. That day comes to us all. I'm happy you had the time together you did.
Link Posted: 2/2/2020 1:43:21 AM EDT
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I had thought about this too.

Dated a chick long ago that could make your eyes water even after a shower. Having sex with her was one of the more difficult things to do. It was terrible.

My recent ex could shit in an essential oil diffuser and it’d probably smell like lavender.
Link Posted: 2/2/2020 1:47:16 AM EDT
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A crowded maternity ward does NOT smell good.

But still far better than any men’s locker room I’ve been in.
Link Posted: 2/2/2020 1:52:36 AM EDT
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My Ex-Wife. Hot little thing. Ate beef and drank milk all the time. No water or veggies.

"Why wont you eat my cunt" Because it tastes like roadkill !
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I think water has a LOT to do with it.
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Ugh more woman worship.

They’re okay I guess but I have to be in the mood
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Only 1 person in my life has every had that qualification and they were insane in the head, and bed.

Now I'm in my 30s and please wash your ass before coming to bed lol.
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Link Posted: 2/2/2020 2:19:11 AM EDT
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My wife's pussy smells. But it's not a stank.. it's hard to explain. Of all the women I've had, some have straight up stunk, and some have straight up not smelled at all ever.

I don't know what it is, but her pussy smells like heaven. I'm guilty of sniffing her panties, she's the first woman I've ever done that to. It's a treat to put my nose on her lips and Inhale.
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Is this another panty sniffing thread?
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And Genetics have something to do with it, not just diet.  But OP is quite schnockered.
Link Posted: 2/2/2020 2:27:45 AM EDT
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Even better if she has bad habits cuz you know much more is fair game...
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