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Link Posted: 7/18/2021 11:11:46 AM EDT
[#1]
SW Indiana checking in.  Only aliens are the illegal ones.
Link Posted: 7/18/2021 11:12:29 AM EDT
[#2]
Son of a bitch.  I missed ownage
Link Posted: 7/18/2021 11:16:40 AM EDT
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Which Hesco plates defeat particle beams?
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If you’re not ready to take a 10 Kw particle beam to the back can you really say you’re “ready for anything?”
Link Posted: 7/18/2021 11:18:38 AM EDT
[#4]
I for one am disappointed in the lack of aIien action at this point.
Link Posted: 7/18/2021 11:21:01 AM EDT
[#5]
Lol I got a board with a nail in it

I ain't worried.
Link Posted: 7/18/2021 11:27:55 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/18/2021 11:29:11 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/18/2021 12:30:00 PM EDT
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hopefully like Jesus or something, that's be sweet.
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i seen this as well curious to what


hopefully like Jesus or something, that's be sweet.


An alien species that call themselves the Jesus from the planet Nazareth?
Link Posted: 7/18/2021 1:02:31 PM EDT
[#9]
Still early maybe they will arrive at sunset
Link Posted: 7/18/2021 1:03:46 PM EDT
[#10]
Well, it is 1pm EDT, July 18 2021

Some crazy stargate footage out of China filled with bong-diddydiddy-wong chatter, but so far here in the US, the only aliens are illegal.
Link Posted: 7/18/2021 1:22:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/18/2021 3:24:48 PM EDT
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Checked this guy's lication as soon as I read the post.
Link Posted: 7/18/2021 3:30:30 PM EDT
[#13]
Are they okay with hamburgers or do I need to go get some black-bean burgers for them?

I'm assuming a lager is okay.
Link Posted: 7/18/2021 9:20:45 PM EDT
[#14]
Well so far it’s a big hoax!
Link Posted: 7/18/2021 9:26:34 PM EDT
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Let's just wait....
Link Posted: 7/18/2021 9:27:20 PM EDT
[#16]
Well I'm a little butthurt we're not getting any visitors. Either they were going to destroy us or give us knowledge to fix all our problems. Either/or are needed on this planet. Still have a few hours but losing hope.
And no alien puss to get excited about
Link Posted: 7/18/2021 9:41:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/18/2021 9:47:05 PM EDT
[#18]
I really wanted to use 45-70 Controlled Fracturing on the aliens.

Link Posted: 7/18/2021 9:57:52 PM EDT
[#19]
I had the fal oiled up and ready and slugs out for the shotguns.
Link Posted: 7/18/2021 9:59:59 PM EDT
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Yeah this is gay AF

Would have been the best war ever. Easiest way to figure out the enemy, literally every human on your side. Just blasting alien fags all day
Link Posted: 7/18/2021 10:09:12 PM EDT
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Yeah this is gay AF

Would have been the best war ever. Easiest way to figure out the enemy, literally every human on your side. Just blasting alien fags all day
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I’m on team Alien, I’m telling em Democrats taste like chicken!

Link Posted: 7/18/2021 10:14:58 PM EDT
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I’m on team Alien, I’m telling em Democrats taste like chicken!

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The ones with pink hair taste like strawberry!
Link Posted: 7/18/2021 10:15:12 PM EDT
[#23]
So... should I put my pants back on?
Link Posted: 7/18/2021 10:19:17 PM EDT
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I’m on team Alien, I’m telling em Democrats taste like chicken!

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Yeah this is gay AF

Would have been the best war ever. Easiest way to figure out the enemy, literally every human on your side. Just blasting alien fags all day

I’m on team Alien, I’m telling em Democrats taste like chicken!


Link Posted: 7/18/2021 10:30:41 PM EDT
[#25]
Breaking: Feng Shui news agency out of Beijing China has just released a statement, warning the American government to remove all four aircraft over the cities of
Shanghai
Beijing
Chongqing
Tianjin

Could this be related?  Nbc will be breaking into normal programming in 15 minutes for special coverage from Beijing China.
Link Posted: 7/18/2021 11:15:31 PM EDT
[#26]
I got one! woot!
Link Posted: 7/18/2021 11:18:50 PM EDT
[#27]
Where are the aliens?
Link Posted: 7/18/2021 11:45:32 PM EDT
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Breaking: Feng Shui news agency out of Beijing China has just released a statement, warning the American government to remove all four aircraft over the cities of
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Tianjin

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What's the problem?  Their placement isn't Feng Shui?
Link Posted: 7/19/2021 12:14:50 AM EDT
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You caught me
Link Posted: 7/19/2021 12:38:12 AM EDT
[#30]
All clear in Anchorage today.
Link Posted: 7/19/2021 12:40:36 AM EDT
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Son of a bitch.  I missed ownage
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Had you not been abducted then you would have known to page ownage.
Link Posted: 7/19/2021 12:42:00 AM EDT
[#32]
Just.

No.
Link Posted: 7/19/2021 12:44:30 AM EDT
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No... no, he's right. No form of life across this wide, wide galaxy, not even the blood-drinking screech-apes of Aldebaran 3, could ever be as depraved, diseased, disgusting, and worthy of death as a twenty-first century American leftist.

Matter of fact, we could use some alien help to clean house around here. I'll call Greer up and we'll summon a few, and give 'em a spare PSA AR if their ray guns can't make the dimensional shift.
Link Posted: 7/19/2021 12:47:08 AM EDT
[#34]
WELL?

They didn't show up, and now I have a refrigerator full of leftover food.  
Link Posted: 7/19/2021 1:01:51 AM EDT
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WELL?

They didn't show up, and now I have a refrigerator full of leftover food.  
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Do you have any krabmeet?
Link Posted: 7/19/2021 1:18:47 AM EDT
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You caught me
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What's the problem?  Their placement isn't Feng Shui?

You caught me


Link Posted: 7/19/2021 1:26:19 AM EDT
[#37]
Shocker.  It didn't happen.



Life goes on.
Link Posted: 7/19/2021 1:32:15 AM EDT
[#38]
Maybe their calendar is different from ours.  Could be off a few days.  Or two weeks.
Link Posted: 7/19/2021 1:33:01 AM EDT
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Shocker.  It didn't happen.



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https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Something-HUGE-entered-Earth-s-Atmosphere-Last-Night-/5-2470800/

Orly

Maybe it’s happening as we speak
Link Posted: 7/19/2021 1:37:37 AM EDT
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13 years and you still haven’t figured out how to link?
Link Posted: 7/19/2021 1:38:50 AM EDT
[#41]
There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?
Link Posted: 7/19/2021 1:47:17 AM EDT
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There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?
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It's germy.
Link Posted: 7/19/2021 2:54:53 AM EDT
[#43]
Did they leave already?
Link Posted: 7/19/2021 6:28:26 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/19/2021 9:43:21 AM EDT
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Yeah this is gay AF

Would have been the best war ever. Easiest way to figure out the enemy, literally every human on your side. Just blasting alien fags all day
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I was gonna take a few captive and chain them up in my basement for reasons.
Link Posted: 7/19/2021 12:27:31 PM EDT
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Do you have any krabmeet?
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WELL?

They didn't show up, and now I have a refrigerator full of leftover food.  


Do you have any krabmeet?


Nah.  I figured there's a good chance they're aquatic and would be offended at cheap imposter food.

I did have some nice gluten-free options, though.  And fish.
Link Posted: 7/19/2021 3:26:54 PM EDT
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I pissed all over everything I own yesterday to establish dominance. Which wasnt fucking easy!  Took a handful of Viagra to make absolutely certain no alien could possibly out raging hardon me during first contact. Again to establish dominance.

All for nothing...... I hate Reddit....
Link Posted: 7/19/2021 3:38:07 PM EDT
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Where are the aliens?
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There aren’t any...........and there never were any.
Link Posted: 7/19/2021 3:53:45 PM EDT
[#49]
This is disappointing! I was looking forward to fucking alien life forms.
Link Posted: 7/23/2021 11:22:33 AM EDT
[#50]
Or......

•donning tin foil•

There is a reason for really pushing for 70-80% vax rate of world population (didn’t the Reddit dude say they couldn’t read his mind?  Stories now of those who are vax’d are “transmitting”?)

World didn’t hit vax goal so “Aliens” didn’t show themselves as planned?

We’d be all kitted up and they wouldn’t have a jump on us by reading our minds, so we could remove them if they are azz holes.

Reddit dude “just didn’t care”, so removal of our perseverance to live and push back?

*removing tin foil*
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