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I for one am disappointed in the lack of aIien action at this point.
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Well, it is 1pm EDT, July 18 2021
Some crazy stargate footage out of China filled with bong-diddydiddy-wong chatter, but so far here in the US, the only aliens are illegal. |
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Are they okay with hamburgers or do I need to go get some black-bean burgers for them?
I'm assuming a lager is okay. |
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Well I'm a little butthurt we're not getting any visitors. Either they were going to destroy us or give us knowledge to fix all our problems. Either/or are needed on this planet. Still have a few hours but losing hope.
And no alien puss to get excited about |
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I had the fal oiled up and ready and slugs out for the shotguns.
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Breaking: Feng Shui news agency out of Beijing China has just released a statement, warning the American government to remove all four aircraft over the cities of
Shanghai Beijing Chongqing Tianjin Could this be related? Nbc will be breaking into normal programming in 15 minutes for special coverage from Beijing China. |
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Quoted: Breaking: Feng Shui news agency out of Beijing China has just released a statement, warning the American government to remove all four aircraft over the cities of Shanghai Beijing Chongqing Tianjin Could this be related? Nbc will be breaking into normal programming in 15 minutes for special coverage from Beijing China. View Quote What's the problem? Their placement isn't Feng Shui? |
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No... no, he's right. No form of life across this wide, wide galaxy, not even the blood-drinking screech-apes of Aldebaran 3, could ever be as depraved, diseased, disgusting, and worthy of death as a twenty-first century American leftist.
Matter of fact, we could use some alien help to clean house around here. I'll call Greer up and we'll summon a few, and give 'em a spare PSA AR if their ray guns can't make the dimensional shift. |
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WELL?
They didn't show up, and now I have a refrigerator full of leftover food. |
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Maybe their calendar is different from ours. Could be off a few days. Or two weeks.
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There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?
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Quoted: Quoted: WELL? They didn't show up, and now I have a refrigerator full of leftover food. Do you have any krabmeet? Nah. I figured there's a good chance they're aquatic and would be offended at cheap imposter food. I did have some nice gluten-free options, though. And fish. |
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I pissed all over everything I own yesterday to establish dominance. Which wasnt fucking easy! Took a handful of Viagra to make absolutely certain no alien could possibly out raging hardon me during first contact. Again to establish dominance.
All for nothing...... I hate Reddit.... |
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This is disappointing! I was looking forward to fucking alien life forms.
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Or......
•donning tin foil• There is a reason for really pushing for 70-80% vax rate of world population (didn’t the Reddit dude say they couldn’t read his mind? Stories now of those who are vax’d are “transmitting”?) World didn’t hit vax goal so “Aliens” didn’t show themselves as planned? We’d be all kitted up and they wouldn’t have a jump on us by reading our minds, so we could remove them if they are azz holes. Reddit dude “just didn’t care”, so removal of our perseverance to live and push back? *removing tin foil* |
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