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Posted: 6/18/2012 6:22:14 AM EDT
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The one with bitches on it.
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Posted: 6/18/2012 6:24:40 AM EDT
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Honestly, I would not buy a boat at all. I'd fly to the Virgin Islands and rent one.
My sister spends a month at a time on a 32' Beneteau that way just about every year. |
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Posted: 6/18/2012 6:24:44 AM EDT
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The one with bitches on it. Whores, lots and lots of whores aboard. |
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Posted: 6/18/2012 6:26:52 AM EDT
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I would go to whore island
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Posted: 6/18/2012 6:27:56 AM EDT
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Cigarette Boat complete w/ Miami Vice soundtrack.
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Posted: 6/18/2012 6:29:40 AM EDT
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Cigarette Boat complete w/ Miami Vice soundtrack. http://www.imaginelifestyles.com/sites/all/files/u2/SLSAMGBoat1.jpg Cool boat, but I can tell you've never crossed an ocean on a small vessel. That thing would kill you over the long haul. |
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Posted: 6/18/2012 6:30:03 AM EDT
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FPNI
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Posted: 6/18/2012 6:30:19 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/18/2012 6:30:45 AM EDT
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I can see this will be productive.
To expand a little, the boat needs to be comfortable for 2-3 people over lengthy trips. Speed boats full of whores do not meet the criteria. |
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Posted: 6/18/2012 6:30:56 AM EDT
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I was gonna say this until I saw your stipulations about crew and cost since it looks so amazing:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallypower_118  |
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Posted: 6/18/2012 6:34:00 AM EDT
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I nice PT109 modern replica.
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Posted: 6/18/2012 6:34:24 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/18/2012 6:35:36 AM EDT
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http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listing/cache/searchResults.jsp?ps=30&ic=true&slim=yw&N=4294942149&seo=true&sm=3&obp=true&cit=true
Should find one that fits your criteria on these pages. "Nordhavn" is Nordic for "Badass motherfuckin trawler type boats". 
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Posted: 6/18/2012 6:36:08 AM EDT
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Painted stealth black or battleship grey, that trawler would be perfect, is there a crawlspace for dead hooker storage? or would you just use the fish locker?? 
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Posted: 6/18/2012 6:37:05 AM EDT
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Spent around 10 years crewing and fishing billfish / tuna tournys on this boat.
44' Pacifica. Love that hull. 15' beam, very deep V hull and stable as fuck in big seas. While scary 33' seas were no problem. Plus it fishes "dirty" in the wake. Fish seem to like the hull. Not the best but can be had these days for a good price. Take the rest of $$ to repower and fix everything up. Have to love what you know! 
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Posted: 6/18/2012 6:38:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/18/2012 6:38:51 AM EDT
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you're going to retire on 1-2 million?
Clearly you haven't priced boats in a while or anything else 1.5M / 25 years = $60,000/ year |
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Posted: 6/18/2012 6:45:20 AM EDT
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No idea how pratical it is...but the cool factor would be
 
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Posted: 6/18/2012 6:46:22 AM EDT
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No idea how pratical it is...but the cool factor would be
http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll79/apocalypto10/russian%20women/Pirate20Party20Ship20Puerto20Vallarta.jpg bring on the wenches! 
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Posted: 6/18/2012 6:47:23 AM EDT
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The one with bitches on it. thread |
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Posted: 6/18/2012 6:59:39 AM EDT
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The Angelique Is a 51 foot Formosa Ketch I've been drooling over and could easily see living on. She just sold for about $150,000 but there are others around. Sail is the way to go. Quoted:
you're going to retire on 1-2 million? Clearly you haven't priced boats in a while or anything else 1.5M / 25 years = $60,000/ year I've been pricing boats, They're pretty reasonable right now due to the economy. And if done right you can live for less than a grand a month on a properly equipped vessel. |
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:01:08 AM EDT
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Cape Dory 45! Only 3 made so good luck! Add the Swedish Bikini team and profit!
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:01:55 AM EDT
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This and you still have a million left over.
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:03:11 AM EDT
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Tahiti Ketch
Sea worthy, room for a crew of five nekid ladies, Cheaper to operate than a go fast boat, lower initial cost. South Pacific Islands. Maybe Olongapo. And another 
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:03:27 AM EDT
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http://i437.photobucket.com/albums/qq93/hobbswl/Angelique.jpg The Angelique Is a 51 foot Formosa Ketch I've been drooling over and could easily see living on. She just sold for about $150,000 but there are others around. Sail is the way to go. Quoted:
you're going to retire on 1-2 million? Clearly you haven't priced boats in a while or anything else 1.5M / 25 years = $60,000/ year I've been pricing boats, They're pretty reasonable right now due to the economy. And if done right you can live for less than a grand a month on a properly equipped vessel. No shit? do tell |
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:04:39 AM EDT
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The S.S. Minnow with MaryAnn only.
Dave |
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:08:18 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:12:53 AM EDT
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I'm not sure I have the skills for sailing. I would have to learn a lot more about it before considering it.
A used SeaRay 540 or Swift Trawler 52 look very promising. Unfortunately, that pushes the budget requirements to at least $2M. One mil for the boat and the other mil for general subsistence. However, I do believe that $60k a year is enough to exist on such a boat in relative comfort. |
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:20:15 AM EDT
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Grumman Albatross.
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:23:22 AM EDT
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Grumman Albatross. i like this answer |
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:25:15 AM EDT
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Wow...WADR, this thread is full of landlubbers ignorant of life at sea.
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:25:32 AM EDT
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http://i437.photobucket.com/albums/qq93/hobbswl/Angelique.jpg The Angelique Is a 51 foot Formosa Ketch I've been drooling over and could easily see living on. She just sold for about $150,000 but there are others around. Sail is the way to go. Quoted:
you're going to retire on 1-2 million? Clearly you haven't priced boats in a while or anything else 1.5M / 25 years = $60,000/ year I've been pricing boats, They're pretty reasonable right now due to the economy. And if done right you can live for less than a grand a month on a properly equipped vessel. No shit? do tell Your boat, if properly equipped, can provide you with food and water. It can take you anywhere you want to go on little to no fuel. Having little space for excess crap makes you think really hard about buying that nifty new whatsamajig. Stay out of popular tourist areas. If you need repairs that you can't do yourself, pull into an out of the way fishing port rather than hit the yacht repair yards. The guys that work on fishing boats know how to make repairs that working men stake their lives on and do it much cheaper. Make friends among those that live aboard, they'll pass on lots of tips for places to go and where to find good deals. Stay on the hook as much as possible, use your tender for supplies and excursions. http://www.livingaboard.com/forum/ |
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:27:44 AM EDT
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Quoted: http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listing/cache/searchResults.jsp?ps=30&ic=true&slim=yw&N=4294942149&seo=true&sm=3&obp=true&cit=true Should find one that fits your criteria on these pages. "Nordhavn" is Nordic for "Badass motherfuckin trawler type boats". This. I want a Nordhavn when I retire. Spend $500k on a well equipped used 46 footer and go travel the world. |
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:28:11 AM EDT
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I'm not sure I have the skills for sailing. I would have to learn a lot more about it before considering it. A used SeaRay 540 or Swift Trawler 52 look very promising. Unfortunately, that pushes the budget requirements to at least $2M. One mil for the boat and the other mil for general subsistence. However, I do believe that $60k a year is enough to exist on such a boat in relative comfort. Sailing isn't hard to learn at all and it's a lot of fun. |
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:30:11 AM EDT
[#35]
None for that money. I don't want to live my life damp or wet all the time and I can't buy a big enough boat to prevent that.
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:34:39 AM EDT
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http://i437.photobucket.com/albums/qq93/hobbswl/Angelique.jpg The Angelique Is a 51 foot Formosa Ketch I've been drooling over and could easily see living on. She just sold for about $150,000 but there are others around. Sail is the way to go. Quoted:
you're going to retire on 1-2 million? Clearly you haven't priced boats in a while or anything else 1.5M / 25 years = $60,000/ year I've been pricing boats, They're pretty reasonable right now due to the economy. And if done right you can live for less than a grand a month on a properly equipped vessel. No shit? do tell Your boat, if properly equipped, can provide you with food and water. It can take you anywhere you want to go on little to no fuel. Having little space for excess crap makes you think really hard about buying that nifty new whatsamajig. Stay out of popular tourist areas. If you need repairs that you can't do yourself, pull into an out of the way fishing port rather than hit the yacht repair yards. The guys that work on fishing boats know how to make repairs that working men stake their lives on and do it much cheaper. Make friends among those that live aboard, they'll pass on lots of tips for places to go and where to find good deals. Stay on the hook as much as possible, use your tender for supplies and excursions. http://www.livingaboard.com/forum/ Thanks for this post! Great advice and great link. |
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:34:55 AM EDT
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YAMAL WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL The NS Yamal is a Russian Arktika class nuclear powered icebreaker operated by the Murmansk Shipping Company. It is named after the Yamal Peninsula in Northwest Siberia; the name means End of the Land in Nenets. Yamal is one of the Russian "Arctic" family of icebreakers, the most powerful icebreakers in the world. .   |
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:35:54 AM EDT
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Why do they use such ugly wood inside the Nordhavns?
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:36:45 AM EDT
[#39]
Hallberg Rassy 40
~$380,000 USD |
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:41:13 AM EDT
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M y buddy's $300K boat sank last week or maybe 2 weeks when those storms blew through Ft Walton Beach. Apparently a few boats were sunk in that storm.
I'm not sure I would want all my possessions on a boat. YMMV |
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:45:15 AM EDT
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Hemisphere Catamaran |
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:45:26 AM EDT
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I've been wanting a Hunton 43' for a long time. Then again, I'd just want to cruise around the Bahamas or French Polynesia.
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:49:43 AM EDT
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http://www.luxurylaunches.com/entry_images/0911/29/Hemisphere2.jpg http://redfishagency.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/hemisphere_catamaran_interior_view_bwn32.jpg?w=600 Hemisphere Catamaran I don't think that fits the criteria. 
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Posted: 6/18/2012 7:55:24 AM EDT
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Only way I am sailing the seas is in my fully equipped battleship. Until I get one, I am staying out of the water.
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Posted: 6/18/2012 8:04:22 AM EDT
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Edit. My suggestions only made sense for sail.
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Posted: 6/18/2012 8:06:45 AM EDT
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M y buddy's $300K boat sank last week or maybe 2 weeks when those storms blew through Ft Walton Beach. Apparently a few boats were sunk in that storm. I'm not sure I would want all my possessions on a boat. YMMV My father is busy right now evacuating people from a wild fire in New Mexico that has destroyed numerous homes and out buildings... Fire, flood, tornado, earthquake, Shit happens, live life.
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Posted: 6/18/2012 8:14:11 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Cigarette Boat complete w/ Miami Vice soundtrack. http://www.imaginelifestyles.com/sites/all/files/u2/SLSAMGBoat1.jpg Cool boat, but I can tell you've never crossed an ocean on a small vessel. That thing would kill you over the long haul. Maybe you missed the part about the Miami Vice soundtrack? |
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Posted: 6/18/2012 8:26:08 AM EDT
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Why do they use such ugly wood inside the Nordhavns? You just need to find the right one. Joinery can be quite a personal choice. |
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Posted: 6/18/2012 8:33:03 AM EDT
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Why do they use such ugly wood inside the Nordhavns? You just need to find the right one. Joinery can be quite a personal choice. Right now, I'm liking the Nordic Tug 54. I only wish it was dual-engine, for a backup. |
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Posted: 6/18/2012 8:35:04 AM EDT
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1-2 Mil? Dude, you need "Fuck You Money" to really do what you're thinking about. I wouldn't even do it until I had "Fuck You & Your Entire Family" money.
If I did? US Submarines Phoenix 1000. 65 Meter luxury submarine.   I figure it'd pay for itself after making a few runs to Colombia and back anyway |
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