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Link Posted: 5/14/2016 11:58:01 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/14/2016 12:01:29 PM EDT
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There is no doubt darker tanned people like watermelon.

I work on lift stations from time  to time.

Sewer lift stations.

Now this is a true story.

I was working in this totally black town town and I opened the wet well.

Ten thousand eyes stared up at me.  I said  to my helper WTF.

We find all kinds of animals and bugs, snakes ,frogs etc in wet wells.

These eyes were a raft of watermelon seeds two inch's thick on top of the sewer water.

They love watermelon  I have never seen this in a non black area.

For our next installment we will talk condom size in black towns
Link Posted: 5/14/2016 12:13:59 PM EDT
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I found a higher resolution source.



https://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/5736666/il_fullxfull.247783907.jpg



Admittedly, this one does have the stereotypical lips and nose of racist caricatures from the era. You don't (at least I didn't) see it on the t-shirt image though.
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Who's in the background picking cotton?

 
Link Posted: 5/14/2016 12:23:57 PM EDT
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I had someone jump my case for saying "I would sit down and have some fried chicken" with a black Baptist pastor.  I was like , everyone knows that all Baptist pastors loves fried chicken!!!



 I am actually allergic to chicken but love fried chicken breast.  I guess it is just in this Baptist pastor's genes!



People can get their feelings hurt over some stupid stuff!
Link Posted: 5/14/2016 12:58:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/14/2016 1:25:11 PM EDT
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I don't get it, why is watermelon racist?
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I don't get it either. God made it
Link Posted: 5/14/2016 1:32:06 PM EDT
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They are "coming under fire" which is a phrase calculated to make it sound as if they are in the wrong.

Who exactly is attacking them?   How many, and what are their agendas?  Have they ever done anything in their lives that could possibly be construed as racists?  A few pissed off SJWs on facebook don't get to tell everyone what to do.

Fuck them, we need to start using their own Alinsky tactics against them.
Link Posted: 5/14/2016 1:44:36 PM EDT
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Anyone remember when the butler holding the serving tray on the Virginia Gentleman
label's face was shaded in?

He became lesser meloned in around 1981

Phi Kappa's I knew at one prestigious Virginia uni would would always correct that imposed by
PC error with a pen before a any bottle of that swill was cracked
Link Posted: 5/14/2016 1:45:31 PM EDT
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Well they are teaching a bunch of white 18 - 22 years olds a valuable lesson, most of whom have never had a racist thought in their happy little cosseted lives.  Most of them will go on to marry and raise families where they can pass these lessons on so their children can grow up with their eyes open.
Link Posted: 5/14/2016 1:46:33 PM EDT
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So black people don't like watermelon?



Irish people didn't drink whisky?



Germans don't eat fermented cabbage?



Mexicans don't eat tacos?



I don't get it.
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Watermelon is awesome
Link Posted: 5/14/2016 1:48:18 PM EDT
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Well they are teaching a bunch of white 18 - 22 years olds a valuable lesson, most of whom have never had a racist thought in their happy little cosseted lives.  Most of them will go on to marry and raise families where they can pass these lessons on so their children can grow up with their eyes open.
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Yes, oh, we know you're not racist.  However, we have determined that you're not not racist enough.
Link Posted: 5/14/2016 2:06:09 PM EDT
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My girlfriend, who happens to be black, didn't know the watermelon thing was supposed to be racist. She is from the country and is kind of hillbilly, so i guess that's why. Mike

 
Link Posted: 5/14/2016 2:10:04 PM EDT
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I found a higher resolution source.

https://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/5736666/il_fullxfull.247783907.jpg

Admittedly, this one does have the stereotypical lips and nose of racist caricatures from the era. You don't (at least I didn't) see it on the t-shirt image though.
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lol

So you're offended by the dude eating watermelon but not picking cotton?

Or blacks pick cotton, but don't eat watermelon? I'm confused



OP, you should put a "trigger" warning in the thread title.
Link Posted: 5/14/2016 2:33:06 PM EDT
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What if it was a white guy with a job, could I sue for feelz,

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Me, too.  Somewhat related story...

A few years ago, I was attending an Army school in Georgia and about six of us were eating lunch together. I had two pieces of fried chicken breast, but with everything else I got, I couldn't finish them both. I hate to waste food, so after a quick look around the table, I offered a piece to a classmate.  He replies, "What?  You're going to offer me fried checked because I'm the only black man here?"  I say, "No, asshole. I'm offering it to you because you're the only other person eating chicken."  He replies, "Yeah, I'll take it.  I love me some fried chicken."

Link Posted: 5/14/2016 2:34:24 PM EDT
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Someone que that hot slutty sorority video?
Link Posted: 5/14/2016 2:35:34 PM EDT
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A black guy at my work brought in half a watermelon yesterday. I closed my eyes and pretended it didn't happen. I don't want to be considered racist.
Link Posted: 5/14/2016 4:00:34 PM EDT
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Oh, why not...


Link Posted: 5/14/2016 4:12:51 PM EDT
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90% guilty...

Link Posted: 5/14/2016 4:18:59 PM EDT
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Some people are looking for any excuse to be offended
Link Posted: 5/14/2016 4:33:05 PM EDT
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90% guilty...

http://i.imgur.com/GfWlnPo.jpg
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The one on the far right, bring her to me. Don't bother with bathing her.
Link Posted: 5/14/2016 4:46:03 PM EDT
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Ziiiiiingggg!!!! And, there it is
Link Posted: 5/14/2016 5:00:07 PM EDT
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A black guy at my work brought in half a watermelon yesterday. I closed my eyes and pretended it didn't happen. I don't want to be considered racist.
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I call bs! A black guy with a job!? And even if he did, how did half a watermelon make it all the way in!? Now if you said he walked in with the rind......

Yeah, I'm going to hell. But damn do I love stereotype humor. I like to think of it as dark satire.
Link Posted: 5/14/2016 5:07:00 PM EDT
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Even I wouldnt have phrased it like that Skully. You might want to reel it in a bit before staff sees it.
Link Posted: 5/14/2016 5:14:56 PM EDT
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Look, I know a lot of folks like to be in denial here, but I'm not seeing it. It's a generic depiction of a guy eating a watermelon, nothing "stereotypical" about it. Watermelon is a serious crop in Alabama.

Heck, this has gotten so crazy, I bet it's safe to say that this:

https://static.wixstatic.com/media/48f01a_f06b061372134c2e9ae96198ee9453d9.jpg/v1/fill/w_506,h_720,al_c,q_85/48f01a_f06b061372134c2e9ae96198ee9453d9.jpg

...is one beauty queen title/sash the racists don't have to worried about being awarded to a black gal any time soon.
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They need to create an equal award for the guys and call it "Fried Chicken King", and then annually present the award to white guys every year.
Link Posted: 5/14/2016 5:17:46 PM EDT
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How about a black person doing some other mundane task...like driving a car?


Coming eating watermelon is eating watermelon...

And I fucking love watermelon
Link Posted: 5/14/2016 5:38:52 PM EDT
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Looks Hispanic.



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Looks like a bear



 
Link Posted: 5/14/2016 5:41:30 PM EDT
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What if it was a white guy with a job, could I sue for feelz,

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Cultural misappropriation?
Link Posted: 5/14/2016 5:52:21 PM EDT
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Ah, tolerant academia, where a perceived stereotype on a tee shirt brings out the torches and pitchforks but an AA organization calling for genocide gets student funding.
Link Posted: 5/14/2016 5:53:55 PM EDT
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Looks like a bear
 
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Looks Hispanic.

Looks like a bear
 



I was thinking that maybe it's George Zimmerman.

Link Posted: 5/14/2016 5:54:54 PM EDT
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I'll take two shirts
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Hell yeah!  
Link Posted: 5/15/2016 12:52:34 AM EDT
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Yes, oh, we know you're not racist.  However, we have determined that you're not not racist enough.
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Well they are teaching a bunch of white 18 - 22 years olds a valuable lesson, most of whom have never had a racist thought in their happy little cosseted lives.  Most of them will go on to marry and raise families where they can pass these lessons on so their children can grow up with their eyes open.


Yes, oh, we know you're not racist.  However, we have determined that you're not not racist enough.



That's really what you got out of it?  Lol, my sister is not white, my brother is married to amazing woman who is not white.  I guess I just hate them secretly.

Nah, what I hate is racist assholes who see everything as racist including an old picture on an old map of Alabama.    I am sure they are all daughters of the KKK and they hates them some darkies.  Right?
Link Posted: 5/15/2016 12:56:20 AM EDT
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It's the end of the world.
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Link Posted: 5/15/2016 12:59:02 AM EDT
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LOL

Zero fucks given.
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Link Posted: 5/15/2016 1:02:09 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/15/2016 1:05:56 AM EDT
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There is no doubt darker tanned people like watermelon.

I work on lift stations from time  to time.

Sewer lift stations.

Now this is a true story.

I was working in this totally black town town and I opened the wet well.

Ten thousand eyes stared up at me.  I said  to my helper WTF.

We find all kinds of animals and bugs, snakes ,frogs etc in wet wells.

These eyes were a raft of watermelon seeds two inch's thick on top of the sewer water.

They love watermelon  I have never seen this in a non black area.

For our next installment we will talk condom size in black towns
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Calvert?
Link Posted: 5/15/2016 1:09:36 AM EDT
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democrats erasing their own history
Link Posted: 5/15/2016 1:10:04 AM EDT
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Samford University’s 4,800 students are 80.95% white and 6.64% black, according to Forbes.
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The President should be the target of outrage for the shocking under representation of minorities on his white bread campus!


Link Posted: 5/15/2016 1:11:25 AM EDT
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90% guilty...



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A few are trying a bit too hard with their smiles



 
Link Posted: 5/15/2016 1:12:06 AM EDT
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Who cares?
Link Posted: 5/15/2016 1:16:47 AM EDT
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Look, I know a lot of folks like to be in denial here, but I'm not seeing it. It's a generic depiction of a guy eating a watermelon, nothing "stereotypical" about it. Watermelon is a serious crop in Alabama.

Heck, this has gotten so crazy, I bet it's safe to say that this:

https://static.wixstatic.com/media/48f01a_f06b061372134c2e9ae96198ee9453d9.jpg/v1/fill/w_506,h_720,al_c,q_85/48f01a_f06b061372134c2e9ae96198ee9453d9.jpg

...is one beauty queen title/sash the racists don't have to worried about being awarded to a black gal any time soon.
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Smith County (Mississippi) Watermelons > Anywhere in Alabama



You've seriously never eaten Watermelon until you've had a Smith County watermelon
Link Posted: 5/15/2016 1:18:43 AM EDT
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A D Pi, those sluts.

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this
Link Posted: 5/15/2016 10:07:44 AM EDT
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That's really what you got out of it?  Lol, my sister is not white, my brother is married to amazing woman who is not white.  I guess I just hate them secretly.

Nah, what I hate is racist assholes who see everything as racist including an old picture on an old map of Alabama.    I am sure they are all daughters of the KKK and they hates them some darkies.  Right?
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Well they are teaching a bunch of white 18 - 22 years olds a valuable lesson, most of whom have never had a racist thought in their happy little cosseted lives.  Most of them will go on to marry and raise families where they can pass these lessons on so their children can grow up with their eyes open.


Yes, oh, we know you're not racist.  However, we have determined that you're not not racist enough.



That's really what you got out of it?  Lol, my sister is not white, my brother is married to amazing woman who is not white.  I guess I just hate them secretly.

Nah, what I hate is racist assholes who see everything as racist including an old picture on an old map of Alabama.    I am sure they are all daughters of the KKK and they hates them some darkies.  Right?


No, I'm agreeing with you.  The race pimps and their deputies will see racists around every corner.
Link Posted: 5/17/2016 7:57:14 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/17/2016 8:05:54 AM EDT
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Linkage to buy?
Link Posted: 5/17/2016 8:31:55 AM EDT
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I hope in my lifetime that we get moved past this racial shit as a society and focus on something important for a change.

All of this racial stuff is largely a construct of the past and it's coming back because some jackasses figured out how to make a lot of money off of it.

Link Posted: 5/17/2016 8:47:31 AM EDT
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BIRMINGHAM, AL (WBRC) -

"If you are reading this message and you are white, you may be thinking something along the lines of, “I understand that this was a racially insensitive image, but it is such a small thing, an artifact of the past, and everyone understands that it is confined to the past.” But it is precisely that attitude by those of us who are white, that makes it such a big thing to a person who is black," Westmoreland writes.

"A couple of weeks ago, an African-American male, a retired executive, sat in my office and cried as he recounted the reception at which he was honored as he received the highest promotion of his career. The reception featured watermelon. None of the white executives noticed, but the moment deprived this black executive, attaining the pinnacle of a lifetime, of the joy of his accomplishments. Years later, the hurt was still deep enough that he could not conceal his emotions," he concluded.

http://www.wbrc.com/story/31988158/samford-president-shares-emotional-letter-to-community-after-printing-of-t-shirts-with-offensive-images



WTF

Who the fuck doesn't like watermelon? Bunch of pussies.
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Seriously?  That has to be made up.
Link Posted: 5/17/2016 8:49:18 AM EDT
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