Great, I guess I might as well take "do anal with an alien" off my bucket list.

This is some sort of chat GPT generated garbage.

No one is going to detail all that for the purpose of trying to convince us they have access to dead aliens.

Just bonus holes..

To be fair, the reverence we hold for the dead is pretty much unique among animals. Hell, even some humans don't care about the value of life.

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It's possible.

What stands out to me (and makes me immediately believe it's fake) is the way it uses existing "little gray man" lore and tries to explain it with jargon.

It actually read like a research report from the game X-Com.

Sounds like 22lr and water hose should do it.

That's ok. I don't want to put my penis in anybody or anything's butthole.

Cool read.

Reads like it’s AI generated.

Very technically written bullshit but a fun read.

LD&R?

Based on the read.

It

I love this stuff. Even if it is some creative fiction its still interesting.

Cool post, i enjoyed the read.

It's a shame that Reddit is a leftist shithole.  There is really some interesting stuff there, but you can't even read a post completely non-political before the political shit starts.

That is just the shit we need.

"Love is love in the entire universe, the higher organisms are non-binary!"  

No genitals or ass hole?  Not buying it.

Of all the things I want to ask them about quantum mechanics, bending spacetime to shortcut astronomical distances, their history and how they avoided self destruction....all I'm left with is - How did you avoid the beetus with such a high carb liquid diet and (if I may ask a follow-up), what's alien porn like?

I pasted all of it into ChatGPT 4 and this was the result:

analyzing all of the messages that I've pasted and the entirety of the information, what is your assessment of this post?

ChatGPT The information you've posted is a detailed speculation about an extraterrestrial biological organism (EBO) and its physiology, suggesting that the poster either has an extensive background in science or is a highly imaginative writer. The descriptions of different biological systems are, in some instances, similar to terrestrial biology, but with significant modifications that are creative and intriguing. It is noteworthy that the descriptions maintain biological plausibility, demonstrating knowledge of human physiology and an understanding of evolutionary principles. The inclusion of a potential extraterrestrial belief system further extends the imaginative scope of the post and suggests a possible cultural or sociological perspective for these theoretical entities. Several factors, however, suggest skepticism:      A conspicuous lack of verifiable evidence: The poster provides extensive details, but admits there's no tangible proof to back up their claims.     The intricacy of the biological systems: While the descriptions are comprehensive and fascinating, it's important to note that understanding a new biological entity at this level of detail, particularly an extraterrestrial one, would require extensive and cooperative interaction with a live specimen, advanced medical and scientific technology, and a great deal of time.     Non-disclosure of sources or methods: The poster provides no concrete details on how they obtained this information, which raises questions about its veracity. In conclusion, this post, while highly imaginative and detailed, lacks the necessary evidence and transparency to be credible. It represents an intriguing concept for speculative fiction or a thought experiment but, without supporting evidence, it cannot be considered scientifically validated information about extraterrestrial life.

Does the information provided make sense from a scientific standpoint and is it likely that the person that wrote it is indeed a PhD with a background in molecular biology?

ChatGPT The details provided in the information are quite complex and intricate, and they are generally consistent with a sophisticated understanding of human and animal physiology. They are presented with a level of depth and nuance that could plausibly suggest the author has a background in biological sciences. However, there are several important points to consider:      Science fiction and speculative fiction often incorporate real scientific principles, and authors of such works can achieve a high degree of apparent accuracy in their descriptions by thoroughly researching the topics they write about. Therefore, while the details provided in this narrative seem scientifically plausible, they don't conclusively prove that the author is a PhD in molecular biology.      Despite the scientific coherence in many areas, the post still contains speculative elements that do not have a basis in our current understanding of biology, such as the unique respiratory system, the function of copper ions in the blood, and the existence of an excreto-sudoriferous system for waste disposal through skin pores. While these are creative and intriguing ideas, they are hypothetical and don't align with any known biological systems.      Furthermore, the author is describing the biology of an alien life form that they claim is vastly different from terrestrial life. As of my knowledge cutoff in September 2021, we have no evidence of extraterrestrial life, much less any biological details about such life. Without evidence and without other scientists to verify and replicate the findings, these claims remain speculative. In conclusion, while the post demonstrates a complex understanding of biology, this does not necessarily mean the author is a trained scientist. The speculative nature of the details, lack of supporting evidence, and departure from our current understanding of life as we know it suggests this could just as easily be the work of a well-researched fiction writer.

Squirt gun with salt water

/HFY is pretty none political, at least the stuff that interests me there.

It's been years sine Ive seen or read about it but the Soviets had similar designs if ever needed.

also agree.  He used pretty good terminology, though tbh any bachelor level science graduate could probably write something similar.  Regardless, it has a lot of the correct science babble.

LOL

Strawberry ice cream.  Not yogurt.

they could land on the White House lawn and half of everyone would say it’s fake.

Interesting read regardless.

Since we have teeth and balls are we the superior species?

Of course its bullshit. But like religious people. UFO nutters WANT to believe so they do

So basically signs.

In case anyone was wondering...

True. Some Science fiction writers are talented.

Thats an echo chamber where scrutiny is bannable

Seriously?? Thats A.I.s take on it?? How long did it take GPT to spit that out?

Well, it does seem that they can breathe while they swallow and live on a high-protein, high sugar diet of a liquid nature. And they are short. I think they are Biden Blowjob dolls. He can't tell them from children, so he sniffs them out.

Holy shit

If even part of that was true, then Tyrex13 is toast. He will never be seen again.

1. Sure, they can travel faster than light. Well, does that makes general and special relatively a fantasy mind game? Not to mention quantum mechanics! What could our great scientific minds have been thinking?

2. Chemical reactions based on elements are the same everywhere in the universe. So any biological handedness of DNA and cell functions should be the rule rather than the exception.

3. Wiki leaks revealed nothing about exobiology.

4. If it takes thousands of years to cross interstellar distances, how could they land here exactly when humans have technology?

Skeptical to say the least.

I am calling 1oo% bullshit.

everything in this universe has an asshole

Bro did you miss the part about no teeth?

So, If true I would theorize that the beings we refer to as Aliens are live sentient beings. However, I believe they are equivalent to a bioengineered reconnaissance drone. The true aliens we are seeking, the Engineers (thanks Ridley Scott!) are probably MUCH more advanced.

The presence of similar cellular structures and similar sections of DNA may indicate that all successful life forms evolved and these genetic codes were superior. Figuring out if our atmosphere is the only style that can truly sustain life will go a long way to help us understand the galaxy.

If the author is correct, then the DNA for the drone aliens is refined for a specific purpose. Perhaps their bioengineering is what the Engineer species considers Tier1 for what a being who sole purpose is populating a spacecraft and exploring the universe would need.

I would very much hope if this story is true and we do have interviewers who have an ability to communicate that we do a few things. Establish if they are being truthful, establish their mission to Earth, and figure out WHAT the overall intentions of the Engineer species is in relation to Earth and humans.

Pretty hard for them to assert dominance if they can't piss on someone.

Author forgot to proofread:

"This means that you can take a human gene and insert it into an EBO cell, and that gene will be translated into protein, and this of course works in reverse with a human gene inserted into an EBO cell."

It's basically the plot of the video game "X-Com" (both the '90's original and the modern version).

As to the last part, such a species with nefarious intent would assuredly take steps to ensure their engineered drones could not divulge enough information to determine their intent.

Robots don't have buttholes, ergo these are biorobots

It still bugs me that people believe in the "crashed UFO" myth. Bitch, if they mastered FTL, I'm pretty sure they have atmospheric travel down pretty pat as well.

Not necessarily. The universe is vast and the atmospheres are exceptionally diverse, whereas space is uniform.

Yep.

I'll take two.

Well… I’m guessing you have an anus, so there’s always the possibility for that kind.