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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:21:29 PM EDT
 Old School Andrew Dice Clay at his Offensive Best |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:23:39 PM EDT
[#1]
Not many funny comedians but he sure was a funny one.
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:25:26 PM EDT
[#2]
Hickory hickory dock
This chick was sucking my cock The clock struck two I shot my goo I dropped the bitch off on the next block. An all time classic. |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:25:33 PM EDT
[#3]
 Andrew Dice Clay -- No Apologies |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:26:01 PM EDT
[#4]
Dontcha wanna look at my face when ya make love to me?
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:26:02 PM EDT
[#5]
 "The Diceman Cometh" (Entire Show) - Andrew Dice Clay (1989) |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:26:12 PM EDT
[#6]
I tried to watch some of his new stuff, it was painful.
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:26:29 PM EDT
[#7]
Saw him live in the mid 80's. Good for his time.
The movie Casual Sex wasn't terrible...back then. |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:27:06 PM EDT
[#8]
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe...
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:27:29 PM EDT
[#9]
He was actually pretty good in Entourage.
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:29:35 PM EDT
[#10]
Is he dead?
Edit - no still alive . age 66 |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:30:58 PM EDT
[#11]
Ooohhh...
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:31:13 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He was actually pretty good in Entourage. Crime Story, too. |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:32:45 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Is he dead? Funny you mention it. There was a Bill Burr thread last week where everyone shit on him. I'm a huge Bill Burr fan so I don't get it. Bill Burr has recently been bringing out Andrey Dice Clay as a surprise guest at his shows. Think he brought Dice out when he did Madison Square Gardens. Just giving the guy that probably doesn't book a lot of shows more exposure to a generation that may have missed him. He's also dealing with health issues. Here is a recent interview on him.  Andrew Dice Clay Talks Comeback, Bill Burr, Bell's Palsy, 'Blue Jasmine' + More |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:34:04 PM EDT
[#14]
Saw him at the warfield in SF, late 90’s. Great show!
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:34:42 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Funny you mention it. There was a Bill Burr thread last week where everyone shit on him. I'm a huge Bill Burr fan so I don't get it. Bill Burr has recently been bringing out Andrey Dice Clay as a surprise guest at his shows. Just giving the guy that probably doesn't book a lot of shows more exposure to a generation that may have missed him. He's also dealing with health issues. Here is a recent interview on him.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slvZ00TgwZYQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Is he dead? Funny you mention it. There was a Bill Burr thread last week where everyone shit on him. I'm a huge Bill Burr fan so I don't get it. Bill Burr has recently been bringing out Andrey Dice Clay as a surprise guest at his shows. Just giving the guy that probably doesn't book a lot of shows more exposure to a generation that may have missed him. He's also dealing with health issues. Here is a recent interview on him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slvZ00TgwZYI remember him on the Howard Stern Show back in 80s-90s |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:35:55 PM EDT
[#16]
Little bow peep , blew a horse and licked his feet, she ate his ass so very nice …
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:36:07 PM EDT
[#17]
He was pretty good in M*A*S*H*, too.
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:38:32 PM EDT
[#18]
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Saw a Girl and Couldn’t Meet Her Met Her Brother One Day Sucked His Dick Now He’s Gay Mary Mary Quite Contrary Shave That Pussy It’s Too Damn Hairy |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:38:40 PM EDT
[#19]
So i'm standin in line at the bank.........
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:39:28 PM EDT
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Saw him in the early 90s.
The comic that opened for him was this 6’5” Italian dude that was all muscle. He made a joke about black people, and there were many in the crowd. They started booing, threw some popcorn and some guys in the audience were out in the aisle talking about kicking his ass. The comic hopped down off the stage and dared “any black MFers” to come up there and shut him up. Nobody moved. He climbed back up on the stage and kept on with the black jokes, with people still booing and walking out. Dice was hilarious, but the opening dude stole the show. We were cracking up. Have no idea what his name was. |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:39:43 PM EDT
[#21]
fucking legend.
Are there videos of gen z's reacting to him? |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:39:50 PM EDT
[#22]
Great stuff
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:40:48 PM EDT
[#23]
Hey! What's in the bowl bitch?
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:42:49 PM EDT
[#24]
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard To get her poor dog a bone When she bent over, Rover came over And gave her a bone of her own. |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:44:32 PM EDT
[#25]
Little boy blue
He needed the money |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:45:08 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: fucking legend. Are there videos of gen z's reacting to him? 
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:45:30 PM EDT
[#27]
I would shut the door to my office and play his old acts on YouTube while working.
The youth can’t play dice today.
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:45:53 PM EDT
[#28]
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill Each with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with two fiddy |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:46:23 PM EDT
[#29]
Mary, Mary
Quite contrary... Trim that bush! |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:46:30 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Jack and Jill Went up the hill Each with a buck and a quarter Jill cane down with two fiddy That F'n whoa! |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:46:31 PM EDT
[#31]
Jack and Jill went up the Hill with each a buck and a quarter..
Jill came down with $2.50! THAT SLUT!! |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:47:03 PM EDT
[#32]
"The Adventures of Ford Fairlane"
I like the toast  The Adventures of Ford Fairlane - Here's to you! |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:47:22 PM EDT
[#33]
Peter Peter, a pumpkin eater, had a wife and loved to beat her, smacked her twice across the head, fucked her ass then went to bed.
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:48:44 PM EDT
[#34]
 Andrew Dice Clay - OH! |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:48:53 PM EDT
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Early 2000’s the wife unit and I went to LV to visit my best friend. Don Rickles was playing locally. We called to get tickets and they said he was out that week but Dice was playing instead. So we got Dice tickets. It was the funnest show I have ever seen. All of us were crying from the laughter. I am not sure if we heard 1/4 of his act from laughing so much.
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:54:20 PM EDT
[#36]
Bill Burr is a fucking cuck. He used to be funny. He's now the exact fucking weakling he made a career on mocking. Fuck that guy.
Dice man was the man. He fell off after drinking his own kool aid too much. Sad to see his failing health. Quote HistoryQuoted: Funny you mention it. There was a Bill Burr thread last week where everyone shit on him. I'm a huge Bill Burr fan so I don't get it. Bill Burr has recently been bringing out Andrey Dice Clay as a surprise guest at his shows. Think he brought Dice out when he did Madison Square Gardens. Just giving the guy that probably doesn't book a lot of shows more exposure to a generation that may have missed him. He's also dealing with health issues. Here is a recent interview on him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slvZ00TgwZY |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:59:31 PM EDT
[#37]
He was ok. At the time, he was the flavor of the day. Not very funny
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Posted: 11/20/2023 11:00:01 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He was pretty good in M*A*S*H*, too. ARF at its best. |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 11:00:37 PM EDT
[#39]
It’s funny to me that “dice” was a character he created and not who he was in real life, like an actor.
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Posted: 11/20/2023 11:00:41 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Is he dead? Edit - no still alive . age 66 Still touring He was in town just a week or two ago. |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 11:00:52 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He was pretty good in M*A*S*H*, too. So good, in fact, I think he was given a case of Pmags as a bonus. |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 11:01:50 PM EDT
[#42]
pretty funny in the late 80's but it got old quick.
and then there was The Adventure of Ford Fairlane 
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Posted: 11/20/2023 11:06:33 PM EDT
[#43]
 Rodney Dangerfield Introduces the World to the Diceman (1987) |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 11:07:26 PM EDT
[#44]
A lot of 80s comedians made a lot of gay jokes. Andrew, Eddie, Sam Kinison, etc
Comedy is best when every one is the target. |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 11:09:03 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: ARF at its best. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: He was pretty good in M*A*S*H*, too. ARF at its best.  Attached File |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 11:09:35 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I tried to watch some of his new stuff, it was painful. His old stuff didn’t age well either. |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 11:14:13 PM EDT
[#47]
What, you didn't think we'd kill the fuckin koala did you?
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Posted: 11/20/2023 11:21:31 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: pretty funny in the late 80's but it got old quick. and then there was The Adventure of Ford Fairlane https://i.imgur.com/6FV2oQG.gif Pretty dang good movie |
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Posted: 11/20/2023 11:21:59 PM EDT
[#49]
Saw him a couple times, was always careful to not sit in the front rows, he was merciless.
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Posted: 11/20/2023 11:25:12 PM EDT
[#50]
just another thing that was better in the 80's early 90's
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