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Posted: 2/21/2023 10:52:14 AM EDT
I had to lulz the other day.
My wife in a nutshell... I am sitting down enjoyng my delicious dinner...I am in the kitchen probably 40 feet away from the thermostat. My wife is in the living room, 10 feet from the thermostat standing up. She says..."oooo lawd, it's hot child, midcap can you turn the ac up?!" I look at her with a face of shock, and she goes..."well imma do it myself, fix yo face" 
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Posted: 2/21/2023 10:53:19 AM EDT
[#1]
If I am hot, I turn the A/C down to cool the house
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Posted: 2/21/2023 10:53:50 AM EDT
[#2]
Well, did you fix your face?
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Posted: 2/21/2023 10:54:40 AM EDT
[#3]
No, my wife doesn't yell at me like Madea.
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Posted: 2/21/2023 10:57:56 AM EDT
[#4]
My wife doesnt speak Cajun ebonics, but yes, she does the same thing in regards to proximities.
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Posted: 2/21/2023 10:58:26 AM EDT
[#5]
Who married you?
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Posted: 2/21/2023 10:59:11 AM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If I am hot, I turn the A/C down to cool the house my AC is lit...it's always turnt up...fr fr, no cap |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 10:59:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well, did you fix your face? yep after she done did it herself. |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 10:59:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No, my wife doesn't yell at me like Madea. My wife went to an innner city public school |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 10:59:56 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/21/2023 10:59:57 AM EDT
[#10]
always be encouraging and empower the womenz.
"go ahead, babe, you got this." |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 10:59:59 AM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Who married you? I have a giant penis |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:00:25 AM EDT
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Quote Historytoo late...my uncle warned me before I got married...should have listened. 
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:00:50 AM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: always be encouraging and empower the womenz. "go ahead, babe, you got this." she said she is the anti feminist...she wants to be a kept woman. |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:00:55 AM EDT
[#14]
Pics of thicc Cajun wife not loading.
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:01:53 AM EDT
[#15]
That sounds about right.
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:03:30 AM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife doesnt speak Cajun ebonics, but yes, she does the same thing in regards to proximities. This, but I just hi a few buttons on the iPad and adjust it without getting my ass off the couch. Smart thermostats are awesome and no, you don’t have to let the power company have any control over it. |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:06:21 AM EDT
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No, not at all. My wife will try to secretly mess with the thermostat. I’ll then pretend I didn’t notice and discreetly change it back remotely on my phone.
Surprised their isnt a ‘Dad’ function on the thermostat app that will send you a notification if the thermostat was adjusted. |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:07:08 AM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This, but I just hi a few buttons on the iPad and adjust it without getting my ass off the couch. Smart thermostats are awesome and no, you don’t have to let the power company have any control over it. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: My wife doesnt speak Cajun ebonics, but yes, she does the same thing in regards to proximities. This, but I just hi a few buttons on the iPad and adjust it without getting my ass off the couch. Smart thermostats are awesome and no, you don’t have to let the power company have any control over it. I need to get one...we have one at the summer chalet to lower the temps prior to arrival |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:07:08 AM EDT
[#19]
Was your wife’s likeness once depicted on the side of
A popular syrup bottle? |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:07:32 AM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: No, not at all. My wife will try to secretly mess with the thermostat. I’ll then pretend I didn’t notice and discreetly change it back remotely on my phone. Surprised their isnt a ‘Dad’ function on the thermostat app that will send you a notification if the thermostat was adjusted. put a cage around it |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:07:51 AM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Was your wife’s likeness once depicted on the side of A popular syrup bottle? I'm more of a jelly man myself. |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:07:56 AM EDT
[#22]
My wife does the same thing, WRT proximity. I always have to ask if she wants the room hotter or colder when she says "turn the AC up!!!"
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:09:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:09:20 AM EDT
[#24]
Dat shit happ'n to me, I be like get yo own ass up do that termostat yisself
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:09:29 AM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I need to get one...we have one at the summer chalet to lower the temps prior to arrival I have the Ecobee and am happy with it |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:09:36 AM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife does the same thing, WRT proximity. I always have to ask if she wants the room hotter or colder when she says "turn the AC up!!!" haha true dat |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:10:35 AM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I have a giant penis /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/dont_believe_you_anchorman_zps267e5cbb_GIF-108.gif  like pringles can |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:11:06 AM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Dat shit happ'n to me, I be like get yo own ass up do that termostat yisself I value my life...she would yell at me or throw somthing at me |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:11:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I have the Ecobee and am happy with it Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I need to get one...we have one at the summer chalet to lower the temps prior to arrival I have the Ecobee and am happy with it I am gonna look at that, ours is some random brand from the internet. |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:11:52 AM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife doesnt speak Cajun ebonics, but yes, she does the same thing in regards to proximities. This. |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:12:13 AM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife doesnt speak Cajun ebonics, but yes, she does the same thing in regards to proximities. My wife is half-Cajun and doesn't speak like that. She also has an app to control the thermostat herself. |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:12:18 AM EDT
[#32]
Not exactly. My wife is not a Tom and Jerry's housekeeper.
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:13:09 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not exactly. My wife is not a Tom and Jerry's housekeeper. 
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:13:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:14:19 AM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: always be encouraging and empower the womenz. "go ahead, babe, you got this." This has and will again backfire on me Amazing, modern women can do anything, don’t need the evil man for anything…until it’s time to do something or something went sideways. Her: hey here is this thing that needs done or here is this problem…can you take care of it. Me: as you told me honey, there are no “men’s” jobs and “women’s” jobs. It escalates from there
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:18:22 AM EDT
[#36]
On an 85 degree day, my ex would have the windows open, and and AC running, and every light in the house on.
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:19:13 AM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: On an 85 degree day, my ex would have the windows open, and and AC running, and every light in the house on. Everylight on in the house is par for the course with my wife. |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:19:57 AM EDT
[#38]
My wife is dealing with hot flashes and I informed her that she will NOT be in charge of the thermostat!
In a previous life I endured the constant thermostat changes that a woman going through that causes the rest of the household. She made everyone else miserable till we came to an understanding. |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:21:22 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:21:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:23:16 AM EDT
[#41]
"Computer, set thermostat to 64"
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:23:24 AM EDT
[#42]
A priest and a nun had been out visiting parishioners, when they were caught in a huge blizzard and accidentally slid off into the ditch. The priest said, "Look. Sister! There's a cabin over there. Let's see if they'll shelter us for the night."
They found the cabin was empty, and without any other alternatives, decided that they should stay there for the night. The priest gave the nun the only bed and laid down on the couch. A few minutes passed when the nun said, "Father I'm dreadfully cold. Could you get me another blanket?" The priest got up and found her another blanket. A few more minutes passed, when the nun said, "Father, I'm still awfully cold. Could you get me another blanket?" The priest thought for a moment and then said, "Sister, these are trying times. I suppose that just for tonight, we could pretend to be husband and wife, and do as a married couple would do." The nun was overjoyed, as the priest was a handsome man, and said, "Oh yes Father, just for tonight, let's pretend and do as a married couple would do!" So the priest said, "Well, get up and get your own damn blanket!" |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:24:25 AM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If I am hot, I turn the A/C down to cool the house He lives in South Sweaty Humidityland they only know hot and hotter. That cold/hot thing is confusing down there. |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:24:30 AM EDT
[#44]
Are you from the show “swamp people” ?
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:24:37 AM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A priest and a nun had been out visiting parishioners, when they were caught in a huge blizzard and accidentally slid off into the ditch. The priest said, "Look. Sister! There's a cabin over there. Let's see if they'll shelter us for the night." They found the cabin was empty, and without any other alternatives, decided that they should stay there for the night. The priest gave the nun the only bed and laid down on the couch. A few minutes passed when the nun said, "Father I'm dreadfully cold. Could you get me another blanket?" The priest got up and found her another blanket. A few more minutes passed, when the nun said, "Father, I'm still awfully cold. Could you get me another blanket?" The priest thought for a moment and then said, "Sister, these are trying times. I suppose that just for tonight, we could pretend to be husband and wife, and do as a married couple would do." The nun was overjoyed, as the priest was a handsome man, and said, "Oh yes Father, just for tonight, let's pretend and do as a married couple would do!" So the priest said, "Well, get up and get your own damn blanket!"  Attached File |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:25:04 AM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He lives in South Sweaty Humidityland they only know hot and hotter. That cold/hot thing is confusing down there. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: If I am hot, I turn the A/C down to cool the house He lives in South Sweaty Humidityland they only know hot and hotter. That cold/hot thing is confusing down there. I ran the heather for 2 days last year! |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:25:25 AM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Are you from the show “swamp people” ? My grand pa looked like colonel sanders and trapped in the marsh |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:27:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife is dealing with hot flashes and I informed her that she will NOT be in charge of the thermostat! In a previous life I endured the constant thermostat changes that a woman going through that causes the rest of the household. She made everyone else miserable till we came to an understanding. Yep ... you beat me to it. Menopause is called menopause because, while it is the female that goes through it from a hormonal perspective .... it gives men pause in our lives. Pause from any logic when dealing with the woman. Pause from any female nurturing. Pause from getting any patooty. Pause from good slumber. Thus, men-o-pause. My wife's glasses used-to fog-up when she got hot flashes. |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:27:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I ran the heather for 2 days last year! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: If I am hot, I turn the A/C down to cool the house He lives in South Sweaty Humidityland they only know hot and hotter. That cold/hot thing is confusing down there. I ran the heather for 2 days last year! I just drink until I pass out so I don’t notice the house is 48* |
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Posted: 2/21/2023 11:29:45 AM EDT
[#50]
Your wife leaves the room while you eat dinner? You might need to improve your table manners.
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