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Link Posted: 4/6/2023 8:51:04 AM EDT
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What are we building and or fucking up?


Lube needs steel and wood to match his flannel.

I advised Adam and Eve dot com for the appropriate tool.

I almost dropped the name of the local chain because they pushed A&E out of this city

And then I googled and realized they're only *HERE*

Lube, sex toy store historian. 2023 colorized
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Exactly. I'm fat, slovenly, triple chins, there's reasons women won't touch me
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 8:51:25 AM EDT
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St Pady's day local gun club had two men looking to fight each other and shortly after there was a member vaping at the bar - which there are signs saying both are prohibited. (The bartenders aren't doing their job either, unlocked doors that night, that blew open.) So the police were dispatched in the AM.  Law Enforcement brought up the fight to two trustees that were not there at that fight - One of the individuals called the popo earlier about the fight.

I told hubby if a complaint needed to be made gimme the damn form to do a formal complaint. I said the same thing to two other Trustees.  I repetitively asked where it could be obtained and was given a bunch of BS. Finally yesterday after the meeting, I ask the bartender for the complaint form. It took him looking about 5-10 minutes and asking another bartender where it was, in the back closet on one of the higher shelves. I filled out the form , having finally obtained it. Then I get told its too late, has already been handled. (It wasn't addressed, because no one put up a formal complaint.)

Needless to say, screw it. The club has lost one of the few members who actually helped and did stuff around there. The prioritization goes to the people who can't hold their liquor. It's a bar, not a Rod and Gun Club.
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Trustees as in jail inmates?  Or is the bar owned by a Trust?
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 8:52:14 AM EDT
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True on both counts.
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Not if I was married at the time. Which, you know, he was


Yeah but you're not a billionaire or married, so your opinion is pretty moot.


True on both counts.

The troof hurts
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 8:52:52 AM EDT
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is it time to go home yet?
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soon
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 8:53:06 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/6/2023 8:53:31 AM EDT
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I like to give about 50% of my money to charity
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May I share the name of the 501(c)3 that I formed?
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 8:53:50 AM EDT
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Because you touch yourself at night.
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Power of Gawd to make the sun rise from merely touching oneself?
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 8:54:45 AM EDT
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Seriously
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is it time to go home yet?

No.

Part-timer

Seriously.

Seriously

You must be serious.
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 8:55:37 AM EDT
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Not wearing a pistol, but my truck has a P-07 in its prison wallet.
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Where's the truck prison wallet?
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 8:57:35 AM EDT
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welp, i gotta work now.
This refinery aint gonna design itself.
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Design it with a bathroom in the control room closet.
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 8:58:08 AM EDT
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Nice
Bought my place after the housing crash as a foreclosure for 60k, borrowed ~30k at a pretty good interest rate on a 15 year
put a little sweat equity into it and added a second bedroom
when we list it'll probably be for between 200 and 220k
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That's awesome. A real nice investment.

You should get one of those HGTV shows about flipping houses.
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 8:59:03 AM EDT
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Except for that late April blizzard
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You shut the fuck up with that horse shit.
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 8:59:42 AM EDT
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Where's the truck prison wallet?
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Not wearing a pistol, but my truck has a P-07 in its prison wallet.

Where's the truck prison wallet?

The center console where I would hide all my contraband when entering the chem plants.
(Except Shell... fuck those police dogs.)
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 8:59:43 AM EDT
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Haven't been to the beach in 18 yrs. If I'm going I'm gonna blow some cash on nice courses.
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Fuck yeah
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 8:59:53 AM EDT
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Design it with a bathroom in the control room closet.
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welp, i gotta work now.
This refinery aint gonna design itself.

Design it with a bathroom in the control room closet.

Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:00:13 AM EDT
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Am I just being grumpy or is that dude annoying as fuck?
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:00:24 AM EDT
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Idiots at Lake Powell are a little early expecting run off... they opened the gates and started letting out 14k cfs


Inflows remain around 6k cfs
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They're filling Mead. It's way more important to people with power and money.
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:00:52 AM EDT
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Fantastic.
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Am I just being grumpy or is that dude annoying as fuck?
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Both, really, but I'm right there with you.
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:03:03 AM EDT
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Well, you've identified the problem, that's step one.
Now you know what to fix!
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Exactly. I'm fat, slovenly, triple chins, there's reasons women won't touch me

Well, you've identified the problem, that's step one.
Now you know what to fix!

Lipo
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:03:36 AM EDT
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Annoying af
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:03:51 AM EDT
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You shit the fuck up with that horse shit.
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Except for that late April blizzard


You shit the fuck up with that horse shit.

Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:04:11 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:04:29 AM EDT
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Am I just being grumpy or is that dude annoying as fuck?
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You're going to need to be far more specific
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:04:33 AM EDT
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Am I just being grumpy or is that dude annoying as fuck?
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Both
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:05:28 AM EDT
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You shut the fuck up with that horse shit.
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awesome
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:05:34 AM EDT
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But yes.
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:07:08 AM EDT
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I'm glad I'm not alone with my thoughts.
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:08:00 AM EDT
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You're never alone in your thoughts. That's what the other voices are for.
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:08:27 AM EDT
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We're all just figments of your imagination.

You're pretty fucked up buddy
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:08:45 AM EDT
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Well sometimes I talk to myself
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:08:58 AM EDT
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When I need an expert opinion
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:10:25 AM EDT
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When I'm at work I try to talk to myself at least once.

It helps to have an intelligent conversation throughout the day.
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:10:29 AM EDT
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I'm glad I'm not alone with my thoughts.
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Of course not. You said them out loud.
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:16:02 AM EDT
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Never fear, I can say with certainty I would never ask you a question about your underwear
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I knew this would lead to a dick thread eventually.
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:17:36 AM EDT
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Trustees as in jail inmates?  Or is the bar owned by a Trust?
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St Pady's day local gun club had two men looking to fight each other and shortly after there was a member vaping at the bar - which there are signs saying both are prohibited. (The bartenders aren't doing their job either, unlocked doors that night, that blew open.) So the police were dispatched in the AM.  Law Enforcement brought up the fight to two trustees that were not there at that fight - One of the individuals called the popo earlier about the fight.

I told hubby if a complaint needed to be made gimme the damn form to do a formal complaint. I said the same thing to two other Trustees.  I repetitively asked where it could be obtained and was given a bunch of BS. Finally yesterday after the meeting, I ask the bartender for the complaint form. It took him looking about 5-10 minutes and asking another bartender where it was, in the back closet on one of the higher shelves. I filled out the form , having finally obtained it. Then I get told its too late, has already been handled. (It wasn't addressed, because no one put up a formal complaint.)

Needless to say, screw it. The club has lost one of the few members who actually helped and did stuff around there. The prioritization goes to the people who can't hold their liquor. It's a bar, not a Rod and Gun Club.

Trustees as in jail inmates?  Or is the bar owned by a Trust?
The board aka trustees. Silly.
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:24:46 AM EDT
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Well sometimes I talk to myself
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Well sometimes I talk to myself

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When I need an expert opinion

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When I'm at work I try to talk to myself at least once.

It helps to have an intelligent conversation throughout the day.

Well I'm glad we're all on the same page
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:27:48 AM EDT
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I should be a filthy fucking poor and buy a Tisas 1911 ??
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I should be a filthy fucking poor and buy a Tisas 1911 ??
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I’ve thought about it
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:30:30 AM EDT
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Can’t be any worse than my auto ordinance
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:30:49 AM EDT
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Seriously
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:31:05 AM EDT
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Let’s pour some concrete
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:32:21 AM EDT
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I’ve thought about it
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I should be a filthy fucking poor and buy a Tisas 1911 ??

I’ve thought about it

Do it and report back
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:32:48 AM EDT
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Can’t be any worse than my auto ordinance
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Can it though?
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:33:03 AM EDT
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Seriously
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Literally
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Let’s pour some concrete
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Do you pour concrete or cement?
Link Posted: 4/6/2023 9:33:42 AM EDT
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Oh, would you look at that
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