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Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:01:26 PM EST
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Leashed. He was outside unleashed around our house yesterday.
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train it from kittenhood?
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:01:58 PM EST
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Planted sweet corn last Thursday evening.  I’m 2 weeks behind.
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Way too early for that here.
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:06:20 PM EST
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Me too.

She is very logical about it, she told me Santa has to be real and magical because no-one else could deliver presents to every child in one night.
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She has her whole life to know the truth.  I’m glad she still believes in that stuff.


Me too.

She is very logical about it, she told me Santa has to be real and magical because no-one else could deliver presents to every child in one night.

That’s awesome
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:06:48 PM EST
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Mario movie wasn't bad. Hit all the nostalgia points
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:07:35 PM EST
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That's about all the baseball talk I've got in me
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My wife just left the house with great excitement to go buy a new mop.

I wish I could get excited like that to buy a mop

Has your local minor league affiliate had opening day yet? Ours started with home games on Tuesday and Thursday. Lost Thursday I think, but won the home opener by five.


Iowa Cubs.

No idea.

Probably.

That's about all the baseball talk I've got in me

It’s a simple game.  You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball.
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:07:36 PM EST
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Me too.

She is very logical about it, she told me Santa has to be real and magical because no-one else could deliver presents to every child in one night.
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Sharp kid.  It's nice to see kids who are normal and brought up normally.
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:07:56 PM EST
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I picked up a tumbleweed today. Better take a nap.
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That must've been exhausting
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:08:12 PM EST
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It’s a simple game.  You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball.
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If it's so simple, you do it.
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:08:33 PM EST
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I got pretty much moved into my new office at work yesterday after emptying it of old shit, patching, painting, asking / emailing / calling / begging for a new corner desk assembly, and waiting a week for the electricians to hook it up.

I was excited about that. It's an office with a door and windows.

5.5 years from a new guy without a clue throwing cold patch into potholes to in charge of a bunch of construction quality stuff in a real office.
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Very happy for you.
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:08:36 PM EST
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I missed 69 while doing the quarter round
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Ha
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:09:22 PM EST
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That must've been exhausting
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Shut up. Sleeping.
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:09:35 PM EST
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You common cunt
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Now we just need to roll over the new page so AJ can't post on 69

You common cunt

Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:10:33 PM EST
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It is way too early for grass cuttings
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We're about to do second or third cutting tomorrow.
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:11:26 PM EST
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Ha
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Schadenfredue much?
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:13:12 PM EST
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Plastic eggs filled with candy and money ready for "the Easter Bunny" to visit.

My daughter is the only person in her class who still believes in Santa/Easter Bunny/Tooth Fairy, we're going to have to tell her some time.
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The first one is easy enough, and the story of St. Nicholas is an honorable tale.

The Easter Bunny is some weird German stuff, the eggs go back to the first century to represent the empty tomb from which Christ arose.

Tooth fairy is just fucking weird

"Yes, children, trade your mouth bones for money!"
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:14:02 PM EST
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My wife just left the house with great excitement to go buy a new mop.

I wish I could get excited like that to buy a mop

Has your local minor league affiliate had opening day yet? Ours started with home games on Tuesday and Thursday. Lost Thursday I think, but won the home opener by five.


Iowa Cubs.

No idea.

Probably.

That's about all the baseball talk I've got in me

It’s a simple game.  You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball.

Who's on first?
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:15:13 PM EST
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Shut up. Sleeping.
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That must've been exhausting


Shut up. Sleeping.

There was a dag in the movie. Huge fucking asshole.

Not as big as you though
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:15:34 PM EST
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Braves play at 7:20
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:15:38 PM EST
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The first one is easy enough, and the story of St. Nicholas is an honorable tale.

The Easter Bunny is some weird German stuff, the eggs go back to the first century to represent the empty tomb from which Christ arose.

Tooth fairy is just fucking weird

"Yes, children, trade your mouth bones for money!"
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Just watch the tooth fairy horror movie. That'll do the trick.
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:16:50 PM EST
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Who's on first?
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What's on second?
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:17:23 PM EST
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Son somehow broke battery cable on his atv.  Had to do some redneck engineering
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:18:15 PM EST
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There was a dag in the movie. Huge fucking asshole.

Not as big as you though
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Dog sounds pretty awesome. He must have been the hero of the film.
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:19:09 PM EST
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Just watch the tooth fairy horror movie. That'll do the trick.
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The first one is easy enough, and the story of St. Nicholas is an honorable tale.

The Easter Bunny is some weird German stuff, the eggs go back to the first century to represent the empty tomb from which Christ arose.

Tooth fairy is just fucking weird

"Yes, children, trade your mouth bones for money!"


Just watch the tooth fairy horror movie. That'll do the trick.

When you say horror movie, do you mean the actual horror movie from the mid-2000's, or that horrible movie with Dwayne Johnson
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:20:12 PM EST
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When you say horror movie, do you mean the actual horror movie from the mid-2000's, or that horrible movie with Dwayne Johnson
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There's a difference?
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:20:43 PM EST
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Dog sounds pretty awesome. He must have been the hero of the film.
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There was a dag in the movie. Huge fucking asshole.

Not as big as you though


Dog sounds pretty awesome. He must have been the hero of the film.

Nope, honestly a low-tier villain. Worse than goombas.
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:21:41 PM EST
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When you say horror movie, do you mean the actual horror movie from the mid-2000's, or that horrible movie with Dwayne Johnson

There's a difference?

I like you, Dag. I don't care what Stuck says. He smells like poop anyways.
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:22:13 PM EST
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Nope, honestly a low-tier villain. Worse than goombas.
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Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:22:58 PM EST
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I like you, Dag. I don't care what Stuck says. He smells like poop anyways.
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When you say horror movie, do you mean the actual horror movie from the mid-2000's, or that horrible movie with Dwayne Johnson

There's a difference?

I like you, Dag. I don't care what Stuck says. He smells like poop anyways.


How could he not?
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:48:54 PM EST
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If it's so simple, you do it.
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It’s a simple game.  You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball.

If it's so simple, you do it.

Well, I believe in the soul... the cock...the pussy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight.
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:50:04 PM EST
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Son somehow broke battery cable on his atv.  Had to do some redneck engineering
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Was zip ties and electrical tape involved?
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:52:40 PM EST
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Well, I believe in the soul... the cock...the pussy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight.
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It’s a simple game.  You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball.

If it's so simple, you do it.

Well, I believe in the soul... the cock...the pussy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight.

Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:53:36 PM EST
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Juuuuust a bit outside.
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:53:59 PM EST
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Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:55:17 PM EST
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Finally replacing my iMac.
Latest Mac Mini is now updating files and such.
Going to be a while before I can listen to music again.
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 5:56:54 PM EST
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The cathedral that is Yankee stadium belongs to a Chapel!
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 6:04:14 PM EST
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Nope, honestly a low-tier villain. Worse than goombas.

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Link Posted: 4/8/2023 6:04:33 PM EST
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How could he not?
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When you say horror movie, do you mean the actual horror movie from the mid-2000's, or that horrible movie with Dwayne Johnson

There's a difference?

I like you, Dag. I don't care what Stuck says. He smells like poop anyways.


How could he not?

Exactly.
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 6:05:20 PM EST
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The cathedral that is Yankee stadium belongs to a Chapel!
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That's a good movie.
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 6:06:58 PM EST
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That's a good movie.
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The cathedral that is Yankee stadium belongs to a Chapel!

That's a good movie.

Yes it is.
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 6:17:26 PM EST
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Link Posted: 4/8/2023 6:21:53 PM EST
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It's a good way to get both kids started on a Morgan Silver Dollar collection
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Tooth fairy is just fucking weird

"Yes, children, trade your mouth bones for money!"


It's a good way to get both kids started on a Morgan Silver Dollar collection

Fair
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 6:26:33 PM EST
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train it from kittenhood?
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Leashed. He was outside unleashed around our house yesterday.

train it from kittenhood?

Kinda. He's only 8 months old. He's kinda attached to me.
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 6:31:20 PM EST
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Braves suck
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Yes it is.
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The cathedral that is Yankee stadium belongs to a Chapel!

That's a good movie.

Yes it is.

"It's either gonna be your night, kid, or mine."
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 6:31:32 PM EST
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I’m turning it off
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 6:31:56 PM EST
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That's a good movie.
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The cathedral that is Yankee stadium belongs to a Chapel!

That's a good movie.

If you build it, he will come.
Link Posted: 4/8/2023 6:35:21 PM EST
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Did a fuck ton of yard work today and I still didn't get around to cutting the grass.
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We MIGHT be dry enough to mow by Tuesday

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Link Posted: 4/8/2023 6:35:27 PM EST
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Well, I believe in the soul... the cock...the pussy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight.
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