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10/31/2023 8:48:00 PM EDT
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Burn Notice Season 4 Sam Axe's Guide to Ladies and Libations
10/31/2023 9:36:08 PM EDT
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So? Most ancient Egyptians were buried with a copy if they could afford it.


You can by a copy Book of the Dead.
10/31/2023 9:36:08 PM EDT
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10/31/2023 11:51:24 PM EDT
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10/31/2023 11:56:09 PM EDT
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Shit! I did not have that on my 2023 bingo card....
11/1/2023 12:07:05 AM EDT
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I’ll take care of Rachel Weisz for you guys.
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11/1/2023 12:11:27 AM EDT
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Death By Bunga Bunga
11/1/2023 12:19:20 AM EDT
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James Bond is a lucky dude.
11/1/2023 12:25:27 AM EDT
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Bring Anck Su Nman or however she spells it over here please.  

Oh, Brisco County Jr was an AWESOME show.
11/1/2023 12:51:53 AM EDT
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Bring Anck Su Nman or however she spells it over here please.  

Oh, Brisco County Jr was an AWESOME show.
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11/1/2023 10:07:34 AM EDT
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Fake movie. I saw a documentary that said Cleopatra was a sub-Saharan African.
11/1/2023 10:32:27 AM EDT
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Im-ho-tep

Im-ho-tep

Im-ho-tep
11/1/2023 10:48:09 AM EDT
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Biden keeps it in his nightstand drawer. Its what keeps him animated.
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I thought it was in a cabin somewhere in the USA

Biden keeps it in his nightstand drawer. Its what keeps him animated.


Figured with Blinken and Mayorkus and Company around him he was just another gollum...made from local mud...
11/1/2023 11:24:41 AM EDT
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That show had some smokin hot guest/occasional appearance  actresses to my recollection
11/1/2023 11:39:29 AM EDT
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I can't say this was expected.

But it makes perfect sense on this timeline.
11/1/2023 11:47:29 AM EDT
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Remember the first rule when you find a weird book in a spooky castle or tomb:   Open it to a random page and start reading out loud.
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Worked for me.


<----- writing from the afterlife on a spiritual ouija keyboard.

11/1/2023 11:49:04 AM EDT
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Klaatu Barada N... necktie... nectar... nickel... noodle. It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Klaatu... Barada.......
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Came to post this.  
11/1/2023 12:27:38 PM EDT
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So? Most ancient Egyptians were buried with a copy if they could afford it.


You can by a copy Book of the Dead.
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Much better read than The Handbook for the Recently Deceased.
11/1/2023 12:36:15 PM EDT
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Rachel was peak in the mummy and chain reaction.

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11/2/2023 2:13:38 PM EDT
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I’ll bet it was a woman that found it…simply due to those natural abilities to dig up old shit
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11/2/2023 3:41:07 PM EDT
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That's a pretty cool find.

But, you can't help but wonder what they're mum on what the scroll says.

Unless it says something about the end of the world in 2023-2024, then, I cna kinda understand...!
11/2/2023 3:42:28 PM EDT
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That's the Necronomicon, which is A book of the dead, but not THE book of the dead.
11/2/2023 3:43:15 PM EDT
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Much better read than The Handbook for the Recently Deceased.
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So? Most ancient Egyptians were buried with a copy if they could afford it.


You can by a copy Book of the Dead.

Much better read than The Handbook for the Recently Deceased.


which reads like stereo instructions.
11/2/2023 3:49:54 PM EDT
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Well, time to shop smart, shop S Mart.  I hope they still have some boom sticks in stock.
11/2/2023 3:52:46 PM EDT
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that's great and all we are finding more stuff about the new kingdom, but we really need to find out more about the old kingdom that one that dates back 20,000 years +/- 2500 years
11/2/2023 3:53:42 PM EDT
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That's a pretty cool find.

But, you can't help but wonder what they're mum on what the scroll says.

Unless it says something about the end of the world in 2023-2024, then, I cna kinda understand...!
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"Epistein didn't kill himself."
11/2/2023 3:55:49 PM EDT
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That's a pretty cool find.

But, you can't help but wonder what they're mum on what the scroll says.

Unless it says something about the end of the world in 2023-2024, then, I cna kinda understand...!
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It has the incantations used on both Pelosi and Biden....
11/2/2023 4:01:47 PM EDT
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Say it, say my name!
11/2/2023 4:11:51 PM EDT
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The Egyptian "Book of the Dead" was a guide to get you through the steps involved in your being judged by the gods after you died.  Everyone wanted a copy to be buried with them.  If you were rich you got a complete version.  If poor, you could not afford it.  If middle class you got the most complete one you could.   Since they were hand written they were not cheap.  If you were Pharaoh you had it engraved on the wall of the room your sarcophagus was in.

Finding a book of the dead in a tomb would be more expected than not.  It is a book of prayers to help you through your journey to the afterlife more than anything else.
11/2/2023 4:15:18 PM EDT
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Female archeologist digging up things....I'll take my chances.

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Breaking the head off a human shaped stone bottle is never a good idea.

11/2/2023 4:17:09 PM EDT
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I’ll take care of Rachel Weisz for you guys.
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What's the name of the movie where rips her panties off and demands to be fucked?

11/2/2023 4:17:37 PM EDT
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That was a different magic book.
11/2/2023 4:18:48 PM EDT
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The new “Evil Dead Rise” movie gave a lot more history on the book. Actually said there were multiple books created.
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Then they made it woke as fuck, dropped a Trans in there and made it unwatchable
11/2/2023 7:53:35 PM EDT
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What's the name of the movie where rips her panties off and demands to be fucked?

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I’ll take care of Rachel Weisz for you guys.


What's the name of the movie where rips her panties off and demands to be fucked?



Found it, "I Want You".

She's a nasty girl in that one.



11/2/2023 8:04:21 PM EDT
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All around hottie.
11/2/2023 8:11:36 PM EDT
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There are many "books of the dead."  Yhe Metropolitan Museum in NYC has a great example.
11/2/2023 8:15:14 PM EDT
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All around hottie.
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I ne we expected Hollywood to abandon attractive women for Lizzo types. Talk about abandoning a tried and true formula
11/2/2023 8:29:04 PM EDT
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I don't think she'd be interested in any body with a penis.

Patricia Velasquez, a Venezuelan supermodel, actress and mom, has come out publicly as gay.


https://www.eonline.com/news/622400/patricia-velasquez-the-mummy-star-and-supermodel-comes-out-as-gay-in-memoir-inspired-by-her-daughter-8
11/2/2023 8:39:35 PM EDT
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Currently in San Diego.  The Necro-Comic-con.

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