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Link Posted: 2/26/2012 3:27:07 PM EDT
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Am I the only guy who seriously wants to bone some of these animated chicks?  


I would do shit to Pam that's illegal pretty much everywhere.

 


Chubby chaser?

 


An unapologetic one.

 


I can respect that.



 
Link Posted: 3/1/2012 5:35:30 PM EDT
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New episode at 10!
Link Posted: 3/1/2012 6:08:42 PM EDT
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Archer: Who hunts dogs?
Cheryl: Orientals.

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Link Posted: 3/1/2012 6:57:08 PM EDT
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Pam: What? You were pushing rope.
Link Posted: 3/2/2012 3:31:31 AM EDT
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Pam: What? You were pushing rope.


That got me.



 
Link Posted: 3/2/2012 5:23:23 AM EDT
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Am I the only guy who seriously wants to bone some of these animated chicks?  

I would do shit to Pam that's illegal pretty much everywhere.
 

Chubby chaser?
 

An unapologetic one.
 

I can respect that.
 


Fiver should love this episode then.
Link Posted: 3/2/2012 5:26:26 AM EDT
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Pam: You make me sound like some kind of chupacabra. But for dicks.
Link Posted: 3/2/2012 5:59:20 AM EDT
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Pam: You make me sound like some kind of chupacabra. But for dicks.


line of the season right there!
Link Posted: 3/2/2012 4:32:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/5/2012 9:25:49 PM EDT
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That's 150 gallons.   .   .  of Pams.  Hot dirty ball slappin.   .   .  
 
Link Posted: 3/5/2012 9:27:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/6/2012 6:15:39 PM EDT
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Is it wrong that I've watched the Pam episode literally 5 times this week, and plan to watch it again, right now?
 
Link Posted: 3/6/2012 6:21:52 PM EDT
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Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you amongst cocktails.
Link Posted: 3/6/2012 6:41:32 PM EDT
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Why was there a frozen block of ice with a fork in the freezer?






 
Link Posted: 3/7/2012 5:35:57 AM EDT
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Is it wrong that I've watched the Pam episode literally 5 times this week, and plan to watch it again, right now?  


"Come at me bro!"
Link Posted: 3/7/2012 9:29:21 AM EDT
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Is it wrong that I've watched the Pam episode literally 5 times this week, and plan to watch it again, right now?  


Yes.

Cheryl on the other hand.  I would do very bad things to her.

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Link Posted: 3/7/2012 9:37:49 AM EDT
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Is it wrong that I've watched the Pam episode literally 5 times this week, and plan to watch it again, right now?  




Yes.



Cheryl on the other hand.  I would do very bad things to her.



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I long to have cartoon intercourse with Cheryl.

 
Link Posted: 3/8/2012 12:20:39 PM EDT
[#18]
New episode tonight.



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Link Posted: 3/8/2012 6:02:17 PM EDT
[#19]
Kreiger: Don't be nervous, I'm not going to rape you.

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Link Posted: 3/8/2012 6:09:33 PM EDT
[#20]
"I feel like I'm banging taillights".  I laughed out loud at that one.
Link Posted: 3/8/2012 10:26:36 PM EDT
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serial killer
Link Posted: 3/8/2012 10:57:53 PM EDT
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I love Archer, but it seem like the last few endings have been surprisingly dark...




 
Link Posted: 3/8/2012 11:46:43 PM EDT
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Bok, bok. Therapy cranes. BaaaWWk!

Link Posted: 3/8/2012 11:56:03 PM EDT
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Is it wrong that I've watched the Pam episode literally 5 times this week, and plan to watch it again, right now?  




Yes.



Cheryl on the other hand.  I would do very bad things to her.



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I long to have cartoon intercourse with Cheryl.  


Would she have to "glue up" first?



 
Link Posted: 3/9/2012 5:16:10 AM EDT
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<Archer sees Pam raiding the frige in the dark> "Pam!"

<Pam> "What? It'll go bad."

<Archer> "God damn it!"




Also...

"By not eating bear claws, that's how!"
Link Posted: 3/9/2012 6:23:35 AM EDT
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"Why are you having an erection?"



"I'm... happy."



And nice touch on that forest of pine air freshener (10 Internets if you can name the movie referenced)


 
Link Posted: 3/9/2012 6:29:15 AM EDT
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I know I've seen that. Was it Se7en?

Last night was the first episode my dad has seen, he was laughing so hard he was in tears by the end of it.
Link Posted: 3/9/2012 6:33:45 AM EDT
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I know I've seen that. Was it Se7en?



Last night was the first episode my dad has seen, he was laughing so hard he was in tears by the end of it.


It is Se7en.



 
Link Posted: 3/9/2012 6:34:33 AM EDT
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I don't know how I remembered that, I haven't seen that movie in like 8 years.
Link Posted: 3/9/2012 6:41:44 AM EDT
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Katya:  How you say?  "Come at me bro".
Link Posted: 3/9/2012 6:42:28 AM EDT
[#31]
Archer: Working on XYZ?
Kreiger: Its XY Zed.

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Link Posted: 3/9/2012 7:01:23 AM EDT
[#32]



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Kreiger: Don't be nervous, I'm not going to rape you.



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LULz.  But fuck, they need to go on more missions and get into gunfights!

 
Link Posted: 3/15/2012 7:27:35 AM EDT
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Kreiger: Don't be nervous, I'm not going to rape you.

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LULz.  But fuck, they need to go on more missions and get into gunfights!  


Mission tonight.  To Space!

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Link Posted: 3/15/2012 7:32:48 AM EDT
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Kreiger: Don't be nervous, I'm not going to rape you.

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LULz.  But fuck, they need to go on more missions and get into gunfights!  


Mission tonight.  To Space!

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I'm so happy right now.
Link Posted: 3/15/2012 7:36:18 AM EDT
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She was the Pele of anal.

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i just got hooked on this show and thats the best line from season 1.
Link Posted: 3/15/2012 8:02:08 AM EDT
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Kreiger: Don't be nervous, I'm not going to rape you.

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LULz.  But fuck, they need to go on more missions and get into gunfights!  


Mission tonight.  To Space!

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I'm so happy right now.


Is that why you have an erection?

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Link Posted: 3/15/2012 2:39:39 PM EDT
[#37]



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Archer: Working on XYZ?

Kreiger: Its XY Zed.



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YY Zed.







 
Link Posted: 3/15/2012 6:00:08 PM EDT
[#38]
will this be a Zone of Danger??
Link Posted: 3/15/2012 6:37:51 PM EDT
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DANGER ZONE
Link Posted: 3/16/2012 4:32:00 AM EDT
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Haha, shit, I fell asleep halfway through; gotta re-watch.
 
Link Posted: 3/16/2012 4:53:25 AM EDT
[#41]
"Is it possible to shoot with an erection?"
Link Posted: 3/16/2012 11:38:27 AM EDT
[#42]
"Fuck you space."
Link Posted: 3/16/2012 4:42:32 PM EDT
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I just watched the show this afternoon, it was good and the 2 stowaways for Archer made me laugh and then say, "good idea"
 
Link Posted: 3/16/2012 7:23:41 PM EDT
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Season finale next week already.  Then another long wait until next season.
Link Posted: 3/17/2012 10:11:08 AM EDT
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Awesome show! Really got back to its roots with this one!

The father of eugenics! Read a book!
Link Posted: 3/17/2012 1:13:22 PM EDT
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Season finale next week already.  Then another long wait until next season.


No Archer or Walking Dead after next week, does that mean I will have to venture outside?  Perish the thought.



 
Link Posted: 3/17/2012 9:04:53 PM EDT
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Season finale next week already.  Then another long wait until next season.

No Archer or Walking Dead after next week, does that mean I will have to venture outside?  Perish the thought.
 


Naw, Mad Men returns next week if you like that show, and The Killing and Game of Thrones on April 1st, so your spring will be full of good TV to watch!
Link Posted: 3/18/2012 5:27:07 PM EDT
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"Is it possible to shoot with an erection?"


I love you.



 
Link Posted: 3/18/2012 7:35:23 PM EDT
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Season finale next week already.  Then another long wait until next season.


No Archer or Walking Dead after next week, does that mean I will have to venture outside?  Perish the thought.

 




Naw, Mad Men returns next week if you like that show, and The Killing and Game of Thrones on April 1st, so your spring will be full of good TV to watch!


Guess I am going to have to watch all of Mad Men on Netflix to catch up.

 
Link Posted: 3/20/2012 3:46:03 AM EDT
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Season finale next week already.  Then another long wait until next season.

No Archer or Walking Dead after next week, does that mean I will have to venture outside?  Perish the thought.
 


Naw, Mad Men returns next week if you like that show, and The Killing and Game of Thrones on April 1st, so your spring will be full of good TV to watch!

Guess I am going to have to watch all of Mad Men on Netflix to catch up.  


Looks like Breaking Bad will begin its 5th and final season around July.  I can manage until then.
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