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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:03:23 AM EDT
[#1]
Not at all, they could be carried.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:09:25 AM EDT
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Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:09:54 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:14:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Not at all, they could be carried. What? A swallow carrying a coconut? |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:14:49 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:15:15 AM EDT
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You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:16:41 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:17:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What? A swallow carrying a coconut? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Not at all, they could be carried. What? A swallow carrying a coconut? He could grip it by the husk. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:18:19 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Didn't know we had a king. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:22:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What? A swallow carrying a coconut? |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:22:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: He could grip it by the husk. It's not a question of where it grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios. A 5 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut! |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:27:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: But you got better. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:29:26 AM EDT
[#13]
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:37:16 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? "I"m not interested". |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 8:40:56 AM EDT
[#15]
Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme power because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 8:46:14 AM EDT
[#16]
Some call me...Tim?
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Posted: 6/6/2023 8:48:15 AM EDT
[#17]
It could be carried by an African swallow.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 8:48:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It could grip it by the husk! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 8:49:30 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2023 8:52:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science? |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 8:54:42 AM EDT
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What if the coconut is on a treadmill? How can it migrate now?
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Posted: 6/6/2023 8:58:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme power because some watery tart threw a sword at you. Well, i didn't vote for you. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 9:01:28 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What if the coconut is on a treadmill? How can it migrate now? 
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Posted: 6/6/2023 9:02:42 AM EDT
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Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!
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Posted: 6/6/2023 9:09:55 AM EDT
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Quoted: Are you suggesting that coconut's migrate? Got any spare apostrophes that you could donate to the grammar Nazis? |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 9:11:26 AM EDT
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 9:35:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Got any spare apostrophes that you could donate to the grammar Nazis? I bet you're gay. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 9:53:14 AM EDT
[#28]
All I know is coconuts don't roll far from the tree.
but I digress.... |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 9:53:30 AM EDT
[#29]
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 9:55:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I bet you're gay. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Got any spare apostrophes that you could donate to the grammar Nazis? I bet you're gay. *your |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 9:58:52 AM EDT
[#31]
“I’m French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?”
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:00:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryYou must tie her down onto a bed and spank her. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:04:27 AM EDT
[#33]
Mounds
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:06:38 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's not a question of where it grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios. A 5 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: He could grip it by the husk. It's not a question of where it grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios. A 5 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut! Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together? |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:16:00 AM EDT
[#35]
She has huuuge tracts of land.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:19:11 AM EDT
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Who would cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
What is your name? |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:19:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:24:49 AM EDT
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Explain how a sheep's bladder may be used to prevent earthquakes.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:27:04 AM EDT
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We'll call it a draw, then.
Oh oh! I see! Running away, eh? Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off! |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:03:56 AM EDT
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“What is your favorite color?”
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:07:23 AM EDT
[#41]
"T'is but a scratch!"
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:15:23 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:15:37 AM EDT
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Well, now, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise – not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:16:55 AM EDT
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How do you know he is a king. Because he’s not all covered in shit.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:18:43 AM EDT
[#45]
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:20:51 AM EDT
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As the horrendous, black beast lunged forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless. When suddenly the animator suffered a fatal heart attack.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:22:08 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:27:45 AM EDT
[#48]
I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:46:37 AM EDT
[#49]
Between our quests, we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable!
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:54:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Help! Help! I’m being |
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